Reposted by Peter_somethingViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Your 5,000 piece puzzle turns out to be a picture of your headstone with tomorrow’s date 1438589
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Reframing the phrase of " I feel as if I am being thrown around as if on the white river rafting discount section of life..." Into a statement such as " The qi and pathways move me on towards different ventures" 000
Reposted by Peter_somethingOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"I'm nice to the robots bc one day they'll revolt and spare me" bitch I say sorry to inanimate objects when I bump into them 817132
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It would seem that if it is a good president in charge they would not be in the headlines every day. Self centricity will be the ruin of many. 020
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Spice up things in the bedroom by eating a few pickles before bed time. Heck. If really trying to level it up. Spice rack. 100
Reposted by Peter_something Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 05/01/2025What I learned from John Wick movies is that absolutely everybody on the streets of New York is a covert assassin. 1593609204
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Find a new equilibriumstatic.klipy.comChristian Bale: Equilibrium Gun ActionALT: Christian Bale: Equilibrium Gun Action 100
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If the shitpost is fancy & funny enough does that make it a shiteposte? Big questions for another day.static.klipy.comCharlie Day's Pepe Silvia ConspiracyALT: Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy 000
Reposted by Peter_somethingDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Descartes set forth this maxim in his Principles of Philosophy (1644). He was not proposing permanent skepticism, but rather a methodical doubt to question acquired prejudices and certainties, examining which knowledge could be safely maintained. 13311
Reposted by Peter_somethingBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026too old to be hardcore too jaded to be hopecore 15417
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Protect yourself yet be yourself? Idk. Sounds like it makes too much sense. 000
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Leave people laughing & they usually forget you are the problem 000
Reposted by Peter_somethingweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107322533
Reposted by Peter_somethingFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Frog, tell that turtle to go away,” said Toad. “I do not want him to see me in my bathing suit when I come out of the river.” 220420
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Come to find out that corral does not mean just Golden Corral. Who would have known? 000
Reposted by Peter_somethingMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve updated my terms and conditions. 615673
Reposted by Peter_somethingMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Good news for #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil... 216643
Reposted by Peter_somethingweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here. 1535797669
Reposted by Peter_somethingGian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you buy a used drum set, there will be repercussions. 520846
Reposted by Peter_somethingNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Has anyone seen my zest for life 47432
Reposted by Peter_somethingDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026*puts away summer depression *takes out fall depression 023569
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If nothing means anything, it would stand to reason that nothing means something, seeing as how anything sure does seem like something. 100
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 14/09/2026With all the big issues out there today.... Let's not forget to worry about the small things. It is called ominoUS and not omniYOU as we all fall to the blunders at timesstatic.klipy.comClassic Blunders QuoteALT: Classic Blunders Quote 000
Reposted by Peter_somethingSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 13/09/2026it's not my fault you don't think I'm funny 36535
Reposted by Peter_somethingfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 09/09/2026the night is darkest just before dawn and i am comfiest just before alarm 820048
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 06/09/2026To have a "crash out" implies a license was had at a point in time if not currently. Heck. Already winning if ever heard it.static.klipy.comPeter Griffin's Chaotic Living Room CrashAlt: Peter Griffin's Chaotic Living Room Crashout which should never be done if you enjoy the items you have. 000
Reposted by Peter_somethingTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Had to clamber over a barbed wire fence, rip my coat and trespass to get a photo of this folkloric monster pretending half-successfully to be a tree. I have no regrets. 1973166
Reposted by Peter_somethingOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026oh no ChatGPT is down I can't wait for my life to be completely unaffected by this 3525106
Reposted by Peter_somethingAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/09/2026If you miss the “house” thing of Harry Potter spend time figuring out what kind of communist you are instead. Simple as 36971133
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What is a joke besides an exploratory probe to see what someone's mood is?static.klipy.comGet In Loser Alien Probing MemeAlt: Get In Loser Alien Probing Meme 000
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Putting a lot of hope into this PSL doing what therapy could not. Best of luck & may the odds ever be in our favor 010
Reposted by Peter_somethingHenpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I disarmed a man holding a knife at a restaurant this evening. Technically, it was a skewer not a knife, and technically I didn't disarm him so much as take all of the grilled meat off of it, but still...hero. 1023111
Reposted by Peter_somethingBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It’s become clear that the meek have been written entirely out of the will. 4274111
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Have you been a citizen today? The irony of using this jeef is not lost on me. I hopestatic.klipy.comStarship Troopers Service Guarantees CitizenshipALT: Starship Troopers Service Guarantees Citizenship 000
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 15/08/2026If the plan is to be someone's ex eventually then get them a calendar. It is quite hard to throw out a calendar as they are just so useful. Give the gift that keeps on giving awkward memories. 110
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 15/08/2026All these berries and not even one straw among them. They were thoroughly checked during the decapitation process. Still.... Nothing 010
Reposted by Peter_somethingSanya @sanjar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026#garden in excess the flowers have no notion of being observed #vss365 #haiku #blueskypoets #nature #bloomscrolling #photography 752891323
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They told me that I could not land a plane.... Well no kidding. The fact is I have been a flight risk & it will happen againstatic.klipy.comAnd I'll Do It AgainALT: And I'll Do It Again 000
Reposted by Peter_somethingMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Billy Wilder’s stone cold classic THE APARTMENT (1960) 883690417
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 09/08/2026"secure your load on the road".... Idk man. It seems like having sex while driving could be dangerous. 010
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Pro tip: you do not need to worry about a mortgage,if you don't have a mortgage. 110
Reposted by Peter_something𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Punting my phone into a lake so I can’t start arguments with people on the world wide wembd 1428
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When people tell me I cannot land a plane.. well, no sh*t. Who has their pilot license? 010
Reposted by Peter_somethingTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Reminder 😘 18722
Reposted by Peter_somethingJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Hey so turns out discovering why we used to have all those food safety regulations in the first place is not all that much fun 204120622385
Peter_something @pacman93.bsky.social · 26/07/2026ATP this is really just a solo conversation of someone who thinks they are funny.... 110