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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21h
so cheerful and inclusive!!!
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p555.bsky.social @p555.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Timeless wisdom.
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 14/09/2026
sucks how many restaurants on king street have the shitty AI flyers up now. please just use a sharpie and a sheet of paper and write "buy sand witch here" instead. the "im a small business owner i dont have resources for a designer" is horseshit, you're just lazy and you despise your community
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
September is here and what better place to spend Labor Day than in the weightless gravity of space where you couldn’t expend energy even if you wanted to as you drift endlessly into the abyss of a Continental Breakfast at the Space Hotel which is going to be here in only three short months!
New York P..
@пур... • Mar 1, 2021
First ever space hotel slated to be
operational by 2027trib.al/iswu2uU
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hits a little too close to Homer. @theonion.com
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
putting my laundry in the drier first to get that nice sear
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
No time to post now. I'm on the move
My travel plan starting in twatt and c ending in shitterton
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When Jono steals your lunch from the refrigerator even though you wrote your name on it very legibly
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/07/2026
⚠️ STOP SCROLLING ⚠️ You have been visited by the Elf of Luck. Do you ignore her⁉️
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Real talk. They don't care if he tears this place down to the studs, as long as he hunts brown people, demonizes queer people, and erases Black people.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 15/07/2026
thanks to months of intense therapy i am now at peace with cowboy butts
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The project on the left is completely through environmental review and is approved to move into construction and the project on the right needs more environmental analysis, everything is working great.
New I-5 on the Vancouver waterfront10 foot bike trail in Ballard
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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Chuck the Vampire Slayer 🧛🏻 @sazeracla.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I really enjoyed this video -- a young woman from France and her reaction to hearing Louisiana French (Cajun French/français Cadien and Louisiana Creole/kouri vini) for the first time. I don't know why the tile displays her looking skeptical, as she's anything but.
youtube.com
French Girl Reacts to Louisiana Cajun French
YouTube video by Lucile
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p555.bsky.social @p555.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The most powerful man in the US is openly calling for the death of his opponents and people born outside of the country and the media/business/political establishment has nothing to say. Crickets?
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Sorry if i'm a little cranky over the next few days. I'm going a week without rock and roll to prove to my wife that I don't "need" rock and roll
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 02/06/2026
Sun-drunk Seattleite Accidentally Says ‘Hello’ to Stranger: tinyurl.com/3z3b6au2
Man happily saying hi and waving to someone outside on a sunny day
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Grogu is growing up in the public eye. Not everything he says or does is going to be perfect
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Me when I order a cheeseburger that has bbq sauce instead of ketchup
Toby Keith’s first album where he has a bolo tie and hockey hair
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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
FROM THE VAULT: "Worlds Apart" (from 2022)
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
A Saguaro cactus that looks as if it has two eyes and is striding through the landscape in a jaunty manner, perhaps whistling a tune
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Julia Coronado @jc-econ.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
One reason consumers may be on the cranky side is not just high gas prices, but the fact that we are truly living in a gilded age--the labor share of GDP reached an all-time low in Q1, stronger productivity is not being shared b/w labor & capital, yet another contrast to the late 90s boom
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p555.bsky.social @p555.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My spirit animal
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
STOP SHOPPING - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN USIN THERE SYCTHE TO HARVEST SOME BONE'S AND IT SAYS "DONT BUY ANYTHING TODAY, DONT BUY ANYTHING NEXT WEEK, DONT BUY ANYTHING THIS MONTH, DONT BUY ANYTHING THIS YEAR, THE ONLY THINGS YOU NEED ARE ART AND DRUGS, YOUR LOCAL ARTIST HAS BOTH " - HAPPY MAY DAY FROM DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/04/2026
Priceless post from the official White House social media
Margo Martin
@MargoMartin47
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Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis!

The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I do not listen to any streamers because streamers are dumb
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I'm afraid a bee might come out this summer
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I didn't mind that Ferris bueller skipped school because i enjoyed the character
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Bill McBride @calculatedrisk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This is not “norm-breaking”. Marriner Eccles did the same thing.
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Guy who’s stuck in tar: (feeling the tar) hmm . good tar today
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar) Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
(Stuck in tar up to my neck, watching a mammoth nearby struggle to get out ) Lol buddy, cope much 😏? Just accept the tar
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
If I was stuck in sinking tar, I would just change my whole lifestyle to adjust to tar culture
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
You know the beings who come at night when you’re asleep? What if they came at day 😂
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 22/11/2024
flushing a lit cigar down the toilet as a gift to the boys down at the sewage plant
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