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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 29/03/2025

Hail and well met, adventurer! Thine appearance is fortuitous—nay, serendipitous!—for many in this realm are in direst need of thy aid. Though we be poor, thou wilt be rewarded for aught you do for us. OBJECTIVES: 🔲 Suck 𝟱𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 🔲 (OPTIONAL) Bonus XP: Suck 𝟱𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 to 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Ursula K. Le Guin on the true pain of being a writer

Screenshot of a single question and answer from interview in the Times Literary Supplement with Ursula K. Le Guin. Here is the quote:

If you could make a change to anything you’ve written over the years, what would it be?

In The Dispossessed, I would mention the communal pickle barrels at street corners in the big towns, restocked by whoever in the community has made or kept more pickles than they need. I knew about the free pickles all along, but never could fit them into the book.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"

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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 15/03/2025

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 28/02/2025

I will never apologize for a post

Gandalf: tell me, "friend", when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for beans??!

Saruman outline made up of baked beans: [bean noises]

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 07/03/2025

gavin newsom looks like you yaaasified Leland Palmer

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 23/02/2025

Do y'all like my new shirt?

shirt with the text I went to the Garfield fan-con in Cleveland Ohio and all I got was Pregnant

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Free Caledonia @freecaledonia.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.

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Paisley @p-a-f.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

If they panned out you would be able to see the ball pit

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Paisley @p-a-f.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I wish I could text my cat (we’re in the same room but she doesn’t want to be pet)

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 22/09/2024

KEEP HONKING I'M 𝓔𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓲 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓪 𝔃𝓲𝓹𝓵𝓸𝓬 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

HE THRUSTS HIS DICK AGAINST THE SINK AND STILL INSISTS HE SEES THE GRINK

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 09/02/2025

i wish italian people were real

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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 07/02/2025

gonna start a rumor that the slang term 'juice' (a la "has the juice") is actually just short for "jouissance"

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Instead of cremation, I'd like to be the main ingredient for a one-off competitive cooking show on Netflix. I feel like this isn't that far outside the realm of possibility.

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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 01/02/2025

in like 2015 i made this edit of James Twinpeaks because i like to disrespect him. i just saw it on tumblr in a new post. stupidly happy it's still going around

James Twinpeaks but i content aware scaled his head up real tall

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/10/2024

look you're just wrong. cilantro is in no way "just homosexual parsley." that doesn't even begin to make sense.

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valerie! @sleeplessval.io · 26/01/2025

actually atlas shrugged sounds pretty great right now (all the rich people fucking off and leaving us alone)

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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Got a tarot reading and somehow all the cards were The Tower except the last one which was something called The Really Bad Tower, and I just don't know what to make of that.

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valerie! @sleeplessval.io · 18/01/2025

why do they call it muffin when you muff in the cold fingers out hot eat the muff aaaand post

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I’m 100% on board for the new Silicon Valley utopia, I won’t be happy until my toaster can call the police on me

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

My cat licked a meteorite and has developed Abilities

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

snailgirl tops be like "welcome to my jar. sorry it's a little messy in here! feel free to move a twig or two to make yourself at home. you can sit on the moss or the rock :)"

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Paisley @p-a-f.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Had a dream where a pastor got to come back to life for having perfect attendance at church but wasn’t all that virtuous so the process was going to take a long time. He was just sort of hanging in the air, half-constructed and glistening, with a pile of donated materials at his feet.

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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. Will you commit to a $50 monthly recurring donation to help the best hold the centre?

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

A good way to meet new people is to perch on top of a vending machine like a gargoyle and demand they answer your riddles

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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 05/01/2025

"a good NBA halftime show would be me playing Caves of Qud"- me opening Caves of Qud on my home computer

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/01/2025

HER: You better not be a cunty klipspringer when I get there ME:

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

The real problem with Hasbro re-defining "indie RPG" to mean "any RPG that isn't D&D" is now when you ask folks what their favourite indie RPG is, that 12-page zine about robot catgirls having sex with each other is competing for oxygen with Vampire: The Masquerade, and that's bad for the ecosystem.

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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Found an old nondescript ring in the lot of the park where I originally found the new Ophiocordyceps zombie fungus species; cleaned it up, removed the "gem" from it, and replaced it with a zombie ant encased in resin. Obvious upgrade.

My hand, with a ring on the pinky finger containing a zombie ant encased in resin as the large gem. Spood ring is on the finger next to it.

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valerie! @sleeplessval.io · 31/12/2024

shirt that says "i hit it raw at mugger's haven and all i got was this shirt" on the front, and "... i didn't even cum!" on the back #columbo

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valerie! @sleeplessval.io · 30/11/2024

lesbianism is holy

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valerie! @sleeplessval.io · 31/12/2024

let's pour one out for jimmy (flips over peanut butter) we might be here a while

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Paisley @p-a-f.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Winked at by the hotdog of dorian gray

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Paisley @p-a-f.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

It finally caught up with him

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Lizzi Rust @lizzirust.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Smiling peanut Plains, GA

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/12/2024

DEMON: I am Glasya-Labolas, the author of bloodshed, and you will — ME: Can I speak to your manager DEMON: *sigh* I can do my best to resolve your— ME: Your supervisor please

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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Oh to be a little cat watching the snow fall on Christmas Eve…

My cats Dottie and Kit. Dottie is sitting on the windowsill, Kit on the couch. They’re both watching the snow fall

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