dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I was today years old when I found out I’ve been retired for 20 years #TIL Am I the asshole for being today years old? 1140
Reposted by dartfluencerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Wife is life 91132113
Reposted by dartfluencerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I just got married to my wife 1379453
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Someone ran through the most disgusting puddle anyone’s ever seen and now the back of my jeans are covered in mud that won’t come off. No one in this world has it harder than me right now 0110
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The Bluesky moderation team hates when a beautiful woman speaks her mind 1200
Reposted by dartfluencerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Nose rub trance #NoseRubTrance 1036936
Reposted by dartfluencerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 01/02/2025📸 @jaynooch.bsky.social all rights reserved 21054
Reposted by dartfluencerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 22/01/2025@jaynooch.bsky.social got Perkeo on round 1 and everyone went crazy 2521
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025The best part of my commute is when I get to go down the escalator in port authority that always smells like burger king French toast sticks ❤️ 0140
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 13/01/2025My aunt sent me this the other day and it’s honestly kind of fucked up how cute I was as a baby 2220
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Urgent request: how are you all pronouncing balatro? 11180
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I love when a tv show ends an episode with “to be continued…” in the middle of the season like holy shit!! I wasn’t expecting this to continue 0150
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Coworker has been chewing gum with her mouth open for 3 hours now i don’t deserve this 5290
Reposted by dartfluencerMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/01/2025ONLINE: Mr. Crap? You think I should be peeing my pants about a death threat from some nobody with a cartoon avatar named "Mr. Crap"? AT HOME: (dropping spinning mug of heavily marshmallowed hot cocoa in slow motion as I turn on the hallway light to reveal the nude and towering figure of Mr. Crap) 316315
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Happy birthday to my partner in life and darts @aniceburrito.bsky.social I love you!!!!! 4540
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I am pro congestion pricing but this difference is mostly because it’s the first Monday after the new year and it’s snowing out. I don’t think we’ll see any actual effects until we get into the real year (first week of the year is a fake week) 1100
Reposted by dartfluencerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Pizza beans coursing through my veins 2732
Reposted by dartfluencerThe Athletic @theathletic.com · 03/01/2025Luke Littler has defeated Michael van Gerwen 7-3 at Alexandra Palace, London, to win his first PDC World Darts Championship title 🎯 He is 17 years old. 🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/603... 4128429
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Is everyone excited for the dart world championship finals?? 290
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 03/01/2025When a human makes a bunch of little noises I turn bright red and steam starts coming out of my ears. But when a cat makes a bunch of little noises? I start to believe in a loving god 0200
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 31/12/2024The woman I cover for called out today before I could so now I have to do her job and mine while I shit myself to death 👍 happy new year everyone 0130
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 30/12/2024They’re saying I just had the best balatro run the world has ever seen 1140
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Caught a stomach virus, pretty sure I’m dying. Please tell your children about me 2320
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Oh to be a little cat watching the snow fall on Christmas Eve… 341443
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I love going through mikes replies like they’re my own 1100
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Coworkers shouldn’t be allowed to laugh. What the fuck is so funny 0170
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 21/12/2024They should make an album about breakfast in America 6785257
Reposted by dartfluencerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 14/08/2023My wife told me I’m the only one she’s been with. She said the rest were 10s 161749240
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I have so much work to do but I’ve made the brave decision to do nothing instead 61109
dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 19/12/2024My boss is addicted to asking me to do things. Get a life 41077
