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Chimney Swiftie

@owlathomelarper.bsky.social
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Philly resident, bird enjoyer

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(guy inventing mayonnaise) yoooo i'm bored let's whisk some things
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 08/09/2026
Flat illustration of a Common Loon wading through black water- white mono-line ripples silhouette their body
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
A bunch of YouTubers doing the o face for GTA6
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 19/08/2026
blaaaaaggghhhh
barfing cat gravy boat
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 14/08/2026
I believe they prefer to be called “tech reporters” but I applaud the directness
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
About to get our lead wrecked by the music round at Franki Jupiter's trivia night at the PHS Pop-up garden
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The top show on Apple is about a hapless outsider making the most of it on a curséd and unsettling island, surrounded by a cast of colorful locals while trying to repair his strained relationship with his son. And also there's Widow's Bay.
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've decided to root for team Aegis x Leaders of Enchantment in the Philly Cycling Classic based purely on them having the coolest jersey
rendering of a women's cycling jersey - it's neon pink, lime, purple, and yellow and looks super 90s
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phylan @phylan.website · 02/08/2026
I'll say it: greatest comeback in WPBL history
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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the wpbl anthem is crazy. they're gonna outlaw women for this
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
was the distraction a dude in a ghillie suit
picture of a man with binoculars dressed like a shrub above the nj.com headline "A NJ cop disguised himself as a shrub - and helpedcatch 74 distracted drivers in one day
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
William Howard Taft campaign poster, 1908

Floating head, with “BILL” in huge letters
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
Pausa de Humiliacion
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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 28/06/2026
Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”
Kareem Rahma on “Subway Takes”Robert Shaw holding a gun in “The Taking of Pelham 123”
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
oh also now that pictures are working again I can share the Penn Whippoorwill I saw yesterday LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SLEEPY SCRUNCHY FAAAAACE 😭😭😭 #birds
a weird little mottled brown bird hunkered down in a tree. It has giant closed eyes, a nearly flat head, a tiny little beak, and WHISKERS. It is extremely cute.
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Can confirm!!
A collection of Hudson County NJ local progressive politics nerds circa 2019, featuring myself and Jeopardy Champ Jamie Ding
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Meanwhile, AI:
I see you have an appointment scheduled for Thursday, April 16th at 8:00 AM with DOCTOR at our LOCATION office. Would you like to keep the same doctor and location for the new time, or would you prefer a different provider or site?
New time
Sure, what date would you like to move the appointment to?
I can offer you Thursday, May 14th at 8:00 AM with DOCTOR at the LOCATION office. Does that time work for you?What other times?
I found some openings for you. There's an appointment available Thursday, May 14th, at 8:30 AM with DOCTOR at LOCATION. How does that sound?
How about 9?
I found an opening for you: Thursday, May 14th at 9:10 AM with DOCTOR at the LOCATION office. Does that time work for you?
yes
Great, you're booked Thursday, May 14th, at 8:00 AM[?!!???] with DOCTOR at LOCATION.

What else can I help you with today?No for 9:10
To check for availability, I would need a rough idea of when you're looking to have your appointment.

What else can I help you with today?

Cancel appointment

I found your appointment Thursday, May 14th at 8:00 AM with DOCTOR at the LOCATION office. Should I go ahead and cancel it? (YES/NO)
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Little guy alert #birds
piping plover, a ridiculously cute little shore birdpiping plover, a ridiculously cute little shore bird
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/04/2026
this would be an amazing way for It to happen
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steve @stupidlikeafox.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce
They just tossed the jars in a bin!
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Billy Z @billyz.fightins.online · 26/03/2026
Backhus ass outta here
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Iran is going to win the Super Bowl next year
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
it’s beautiful to think One Battle inspired a whole new generation to read Thomas Pynchon’s wikipedia page
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Maybe a country that has vision insurance should host the next WBC
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Is it a good sign for a society when even the shills of capitalism have moved on from hopeful aspiration (use our products to get what you want) to hopeless resignation (use our products to pretend you got what you want)?
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
you may not like it but this is what peak cooking performance looks like
four hefty indian gentleman, shirtless, mix things into an enormous pot of food that is definitely good as fuck. the leftmost cook is using an eight foot cooking shovel to stir the food about in the pot, while it takes the substantial hefty strength of the remaining three to pour more ingredients into the pot. the pot they are pouring the ingredients FROM, by itself, would normally be considered The Biggest Pot You've Ever Seen, but in this context is merely part of their mise en place, a simple small ramekin of ingredients
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/03/2026
i was literally going to post the picture with "look at this jim henson shit" and then when i read the article: "...which have been designed and made specially by Emmy award-winning puppeteer, Bill Diamond – one of the creators of the Muppets!"
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Zambia’s extraordinarily wild Bangweulu Wetlands are a fascinating water wilderness, which expand after the rains to match Botswana’s Okavango Delta in extent. In the local Bemba language, Bangweulu m...
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Helen Robertson @helendestroy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
If you want a delightfully bad time keep clicking through.
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Vera "Countess" Lycaon @veralycaon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
rethink your weekend - fried foods & beer: 1500 calories; Boeing 737 airplane: 697,539,968 cal
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If this wasn't marketed as a "Chilly Dog" race I'm burning the whole place down
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Meeeellltingggg
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Mathdemigod @mathdemigod.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Remember, friends, birds is dinosaurs.
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
take goo
Screenshot of ditto in a Pokémon trading screen with text saying “take goo”
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Blackberries: the flavor is mid and the seed-to-fruit ratio sucks.
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
need this to viral so people will get it when I say this for the rest of my life
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Daryll Marie @daryllmarie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
AHHHHHHHHHHHH 🌿🪶 (This is telephoto lens + harsh crop to maintain a respectful distance!)
A screech owl tucked into a hollow in a tree snoozing in the sun
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Tinker Tailor Shitposter Spy
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