Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 3hI started making my way through Rolling Stone's list of 500 top albums (starting at 500) and now I am intentionally listening to Harry Styles for the first time in my life and I just think we shouldn't let white boys make pop music. 020
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieTallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Me when i find plums in the icebox 05710
Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I legit thought she was his mom for a minute! 100
Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Bold of season 6 of Slow Horses to expect me to remember what happened in season 1 of Slow Horses 100
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieGreg Morosoff @gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Cat-shaped vessel from Peru (c. 200–700 CE) #MenWithCats 22772233
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieDave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK" 9878932125
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21592711700
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(guy inventing mayonnaise) yoooo i'm bored let's whisk some things 2589475
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026 5923143
Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Looks like you're correct! muza-chan.net/japan/index....muza-chan.netAbout Japan from... manhole covers, Miyazaki MejiroThe Japanese white-eye bird, called mejiro in Japanese, is one of the most painted birds in the Japanese art. It's most common representation is on... 010
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieQuest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup 24582511448
Reposted by Chimney SwiftiePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp 272760299
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 14/08/2026I believe they prefer to be called “tech reporters” but I applaud the directness 91810269
Reposted by Chimney Swiftiedave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160193694
Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026About to get our lead wrecked by the music round at Franki Jupiter's trivia night at the PHS Pop-up garden 040
Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026(this joke only makes sense if you know Ted Lasso is back) 000
Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The top show on Apple is about a hapless outsider making the most of it on a curséd and unsettling island, surrounded by a cast of colorful locals while trying to repair his strained relationship with his son. And also there's Widow's Bay. 110
Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I've decided to root for team Aegis x Leaders of Enchantment in the Philly Cycling Classic based purely on them having the coolest jersey 010
Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I would like a full-body version of this 020
Reposted by Chimney Swiftiephylan @phylan.website · 02/08/2026I'll say it: greatest comeback in WPBL history 350599
Reposted by Chimney Swiftiemaggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 02/08/2026the wpbl anthem is crazy. they're gonna outlaw women for this 0162
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/08/2026was the distraction a dude in a ghillie suit 11110381
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieLuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster 15457041011
Reposted by Chimney Swiftie⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254896963
Reposted by Chimney SwiftiePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries 4375811720
Reposted by Chimney Swiftiejessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026THE ACKROOMS 125136392873
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieFlat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 28/06/2026Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence. 13280571394
Reposted by Chimney Swiftie28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree” 264932802
Reposted by Chimney Swiftieone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 20/05/2026 210016
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is. 131143743265
Reposted by Chimney SwiftieJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies. 15392581509
Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I only chase birds within the Philadelphia city limits 010
Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 22/04/2026oh also now that pictures are working again I can share the Penn Whippoorwill I saw yesterday LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SLEEPY SCRUNCHY FAAAAACE 😭😭😭 #birds 110
Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026it's with friends, we all pick themes, none of it makes sense, and the winner makes everyone a cake at the end of the season 000
Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026This is literally the theme of my fantasy team, The Empire Strikes Out 110
Reposted by Chimney Swiftieandy™ @andylevy.net · 04/04/2026this would be an amazing way for It to happen 494141465
Reposted by Chimney Swiftiesteve @stupidlikeafox.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce 56962931006
Reposted by Chimney Swiftielittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Iran is going to win the Super Bowl next year 171635256