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Chimney Swiftie

@owlathomelarper.bsky.social
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Philly resident, bird enjoyer

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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 3h
I started making my way through Rolling Stone's list of 500 top albums (starting at 500) and now I am intentionally listening to Harry Styles for the first time in my life and I just think we shouldn't let white boys make pop music.
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me when i find plums in the icebox
Screencaps of Bilbo lord of the rings making funny faces at the one ring as he considers after all why shouldn't be keep it
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I legit thought she was his mom for a minute!
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bold of season 6 of Slow Horses to expect me to remember what happened in season 1 of Slow Horses
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Greg Morosoff @gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cat-shaped vessel from Peru (c. 200–700 CE) #MenWithCats
Cat-shaped vessel from Peru 
(c. 200–700 CE)Cat-shaped vessel from Peru 
(c. 200–700 CE)
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(guy inventing mayonnaise) yoooo i'm bored let's whisk some things
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 08/09/2026
Flat illustration of a Common Loon wading through black water- white mono-line ripples silhouette their body
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Looks like you're correct! muza-chan.net/japan/index....
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About Japan from... manhole covers, Miyazaki Mejiro
The Japanese white-eye bird, called mejiro in Japanese, is one of the most painted birds in the Japanese art. It's most common representation is on...
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
A bunch of YouTubers doing the o face for GTA6
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 19/08/2026
blaaaaaggghhhh
barfing cat gravy boat
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 14/08/2026
I believe they prefer to be called “tech reporters” but I applaud the directness
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
About to get our lead wrecked by the music round at Franki Jupiter's trivia night at the PHS Pop-up garden
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
(this joke only makes sense if you know Ted Lasso is back)
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The top show on Apple is about a hapless outsider making the most of it on a curséd and unsettling island, surrounded by a cast of colorful locals while trying to repair his strained relationship with his son. And also there's Widow's Bay.
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've decided to root for team Aegis x Leaders of Enchantment in the Philly Cycling Classic based purely on them having the coolest jersey
rendering of a women's cycling jersey - it's neon pink, lime, purple, and yellow and looks super 90s
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I would like a full-body version of this
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phylan @phylan.website · 02/08/2026
I'll say it: greatest comeback in WPBL history
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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the wpbl anthem is crazy. they're gonna outlaw women for this
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
was the distraction a dude in a ghillie suit
picture of a man with binoculars dressed like a shrub above the nj.com headline "A NJ cop disguised himself as a shrub - and helpedcatch 74 distracted drivers in one day
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
William Howard Taft campaign poster, 1908

Floating head, with “BILL” in huge letters
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
Pausa de Humiliacion
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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 28/06/2026
Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”
Kareem Rahma on “Subway Takes”Robert Shaw holding a gun in “The Taking of Pelham 123”
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I only chase birds within the Philadelphia city limits
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
oh also now that pictures are working again I can share the Penn Whippoorwill I saw yesterday LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SLEEPY SCRUNCHY FAAAAACE 😭😭😭 #birds
a weird little mottled brown bird hunkered down in a tree. It has giant closed eyes, a nearly flat head, a tiny little beak, and WHISKERS. It is extremely cute.
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Can confirm!!
A collection of Hudson County NJ local progressive politics nerds circa 2019, featuring myself and Jeopardy Champ Jamie Ding
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Meanwhile, AI:
I see you have an appointment scheduled for Thursday, April 16th at 8:00 AM with DOCTOR at our LOCATION office. Would you like to keep the same doctor and location for the new time, or would you prefer a different provider or site?
New time
Sure, what date would you like to move the appointment to?
I can offer you Thursday, May 14th at 8:00 AM with DOCTOR at the LOCATION office. Does that time work for you?What other times?
I found some openings for you. There's an appointment available Thursday, May 14th, at 8:30 AM with DOCTOR at LOCATION. How does that sound?
How about 9?
I found an opening for you: Thursday, May 14th at 9:10 AM with DOCTOR at the LOCATION office. Does that time work for you?
yes
Great, you're booked Thursday, May 14th, at 8:00 AM[?!!???] with DOCTOR at LOCATION.

What else can I help you with today?No for 9:10
To check for availability, I would need a rough idea of when you're looking to have your appointment.

What else can I help you with today?

Cancel appointment

I found your appointment Thursday, May 14th at 8:00 AM with DOCTOR at the LOCATION office. Should I go ahead and cancel it? (YES/NO)
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Wow you're lucky!
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Little guy alert #birds
piping plover, a ridiculously cute little shore birdpiping plover, a ridiculously cute little shore bird
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
it's with friends, we all pick themes, none of it makes sense, and the winner makes everyone a cake at the end of the season
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This is literally the theme of my fantasy team, The Empire Strikes Out
Player roster: yohel pozo, otto kemp, bryson stott, jorbit vivas, mookie betts, daulton varsho, tim tawa, ryan noda, bo bichette, lars nootbaar, zac veenLayer roster: Blas castano, roki sasaki, spencer strider, kodai senga, kaleb ort, brusdar graterol, sandy alcantara, prelander berroa
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/04/2026
this would be an amazing way for It to happen
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hell yeah!
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Chimney Swiftie @owlathomelarper.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Chris Rabb in PA 3??
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steve @stupidlikeafox.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce
They just tossed the jars in a bin!
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Billy Z @billyz.fightins.online · 26/03/2026
Backhus ass outta here
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Iran is going to win the Super Bowl next year
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