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alicia 🍳 NYCC AA I-24 @acorviart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a murder [ #art ]
Illustration of a crow on a branch, surrounded by the old windows XP ghosting error screens, all duplicating the crow's face so it looks like there's a murder of crows.
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HAZEL 🌈✨🐾 @hazelnoods.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
lil ermine fella!! love this creature! #illustration #art #mustelid #weasel
stylized illustration of a jumping ermine in the snow.
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Emma Tylor @emmatylor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Twilight Meadows #3 by Lucy Moore Acrylic Painting by Lucy Moore #art #painting #contemporaryart #fineart #flowers
The "Twilight Meadows #3" acrylic painting by Lucy Moore shows a meadow of colorful wildflowers against a vast blueish/purpley sky.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 08/08/2026
renaissance painter: hey man i finished your commission for an icon of saint sebastian, its real fuckin sexy just like you asked catholic bishop: yes, this IS just as i asked. Gloria in Excelsis Deo
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4
Aunt Fritzi comes out as bisexual today
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You know whats cool and excellent and beautiful? Your Local Public Library
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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 01/06/2026
June 1st
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 17/05/2026
Pronounce that sentence then on me, my liege
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MAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
You might roll your eyes at the premise of Princess Tutu, but give it a chance and you'll be rewarded with a brilliant, surprisingly complex exploration of storytelling, self-doubt, and heroism told through fairy tales and ballet 🩰
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The Unexpected Genius of Princess Tutu - Reactor
It's easy to underestimate this series and its characters, but you'd missing out on something wonderful.
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
She is very lonely
A unicorn resembling a neuron styled like the titular character of The Last Unicorn
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 12/04/2026
You can and should donate to PCRF if you want to help Gazans, instead of shady spam accounts on social media: www.pcrf.net
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PCRF
The Palestine Children's Relief Fund was established in 1992 by concerned humanitarians in the USA to bring injured and sick children for free medical care they could not get locally
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Fellas, is it controversial to have a “nice time”?
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 12/02/2026
forgot the most important of the genre
fuck the moon
@fuckthem00n

fly me to the moon
let me kick it's fucking ass
let me show it what i learned
in my moon jujitsu class
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duen / niko / miles @riolu.gay · 31/03/2026
i am now IP banned from the pokemon center website :D
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KalicoKobold @kalicokobold.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Oh my god, the alt text is a gift. 😹
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 15/03/2026
Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:
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Ryan Edwards 🎨 Comms Open 🎨 @ryanstuffandthings.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
#internationalwomensday
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 05/03/2026
I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The wonderful thing about Tyggers Is Tyggers are burning bright Their tops are made out of rubber In the forest of the night What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Immortal hand or eye Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers, Their fearful symmetry!
William Blake’s illustration for “The Tyger” has what appears to be a dippy grin for some reason.
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Fellas, is it morally justifiable to log off?
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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🌜Sara Kipin🌛 🔜 LBX Table #629 @sarakipin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The Hunt 🐇🏹
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かたお。 @katao2525.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026 🐎
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Game of Pricks
@nailheadparty
William Blake stans: this man is visionary... a true psychedelic mystic and seer of old Albion
William Blake:
tiger tiger you are neat seeing you's a real big treat
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Home for the holidays
A two-color block print, showing a red fox curled up and asleep underground below a snowy winter landscape
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Gamers. It’s time
Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
SEASON'S GREASONS
Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future (1990) is a speculative book written by Scottish geologist Dougal Dixon and illustrated by Philip Hood. The scene depicts a future evolutionary descendant of man a "tundra dweller" attacked by a different descendants species of man in a wintery setting. I'm the distance more large assed members of the tundra dwellers ignore the violent scene. SEASONS GREASONS ONE AND ALL
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hunter 🪚🥩 @fleshatronach.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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doodles of a dog in an apple costume
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I got visited by three ghosts last night, who were all experts in English grammar.
Tense Christmas 

I The Ghost of Christmas Past Perfect Progressive

Midnight. Awoken by a ghost.
I thought I must be raving. 
He’d come to me so I could see
how badly I’d been behaving.

II The Ghost of Christmas Present Perfect Simple 

Later still, a ghost again: 
with a much more recent scene. 
More evidence piling up 
of how unpleasant I have been. 

III The Ghost of Christmas Future Unreal Conditional 

Then, a final ghostly vision –
but this one lacked the pain and strife.
I saw if I could be a kinder man, 
I would create a better life.


Brian Bilston
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Yoshi Yoshitani @yoshiyoshitani.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Becoming A Monster Part 2 of 3 #art Join my patreon to get this set and see how it's made ▶️ www.patreon.com/c/yoshiyoshi...
Becoming a Monster part 2
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John Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Joan of Arc by Alphonse Mucha, 1909.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
You’ll Be OK
"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.
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Sam Guay @samguayart.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
An old favorite of mine.
a watercolor painting of a person in a tangle of leaves and mushrooms. A gooey pomegranate is held over them and is being fed to them by decaying hands, while a skull hides among the foliage.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 27/11/2025
Look here comes a pilgrim.
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
finished some old sketches 🍓
Digital artwork of three fat white pigeons in various poses
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Professor R.R. Snakehead @snakehead.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Thinking of the Helmand Culture woman from Shahr-e Sukhteh in Iran with the sick ass golden artificial eye again.
Artist's rendition by Shirojikimattari on tumblr
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/11/2025
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!! www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
Sandra Oh and Lupita Nyong’o in TWELTH NIGHT
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/11/2025
Car Size xkcd.com/3167/
4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...
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Kathleen Conti @kathleenconti.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
4 photos. One is of a mostly eaten pecan pie, the other three are of a very large fluffy white dog who is absolutely delighted with her choices
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