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Oli @olibobbs.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Imagine being the first ever royal to not fully get away with being a sex pest. How embarrassing
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blender slutocaster @crungler.quest · 28/07/2025
this must be the large language model everyone's talking about
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/07/2025
La Laguna Estigia" (The Stygian Lake) a painting by José Benlliure y Gil but with Ozzy added at the side shouting CHARON!
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Dr. Sandra Duffy Golden @sandraduffy.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
English political establishment up in arms because an Irish guy said something it didn't like. Then a Black guy said something it didn't like. If a dog says something it doesn't like, that's all of us on the sign accounted for.
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Last day of Pride month, remember that tomorrow we switch back to Wrath.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
James Bond will return in "Enormous Symmetrical Thing in Midair While Someone Pitch Bends a Synthesizer"
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David Aja @davidaja.com · 23/06/2025
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Crypt Echo @corinnabechko.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Folks, remember
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Benefits @benefitstheband.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
For the bored. Thousands of innocent children’s deaths ignored. Not a word from your speakers or billboards. There’s silence about violence from your corporate vocal cords.
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Several areas of England now run by the worst people in a golf club.
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/03/2025
Omelas could work if the kid sucks
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The full Scarred For Life show with the full SFL team of me, Dave Lawrence, and @bobfischer.bsky.social, will be dropping into Leeds Old Woollen like a 3 megaton bomb on Thursday 27 March! Not so much a comedy show, more a support group... Tickets: tinyurl.com/24373ns5
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 18/02/2025
So I read this, and as someone who's spent their entire career in the trenches of "how do we keep the tension between Good Guys and Bad Guys interesting," I have Some Thoughts www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/v...
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Vince Gilligan Calls for Writers to Cut Back on Villain Stories Amid Current Political Climate: “They’ve Become Aspirational”
The 'Breaking Bad' creator said in now looking back at Walter White, "I think I'd rather be celebrated for creating someone a bit more inspiring."
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
Photograph of the text of a magazine review of The Sims 2: H&M Fashion Stuff.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
An astonishing exchange today between Pete Hegseth and a European reporter who has no time whatsoever for his bullshit. How I wish American media had an ounce of this steel. #hamburger
REPORTER: Blobby blobby

HEGSETH: Look, values are great, but you can't exactly fight off the left with values.

REPORTER: Blobby blobby blobby! Blobby. Blobby!

<sound of chair falling over>

HEGSETH: I'm just saying, when it comes down to it, strength wins, not ideals.

REPORTER: Blobby! Blobbly! Bthhhhhhh BLOBBY!

<sound of lectern smashing>

Blobby! BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!

HEGSETH: Well, military power still matters more than words.

REPORTER: Blobby! Blobby! Blobby Blobby

<indecipherable chaos>

Blobby!

HEGSETH: So you're saying values win wars?

REPORTER: Blobby! Blobby blobby BLOBBY!

<muted screaming. Sound of running>

NATO Press Conference Exchange, Feb 13, 2025.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
oh hey, @unwoman.bsky.social who wrote the Cool People theme song is on bluesky now and you can follow her.
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OK Comics @okcomics.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
We're just twenty followers off 2,000. We'll give away ten of our favourite books of 2024 when we do. Follow, re-post, repeat!
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
And now for Tomorrow's Government
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[Title panel like old Tomorrow's World ident font]:

TOMORROW’S GOVERNMENT

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KEIR STARMER [dressed in 70s suit as old tomorrow's world type presenter]:

Government, government, government. Why's it so *hard*, Rachel?

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RACHEL REEVES:
Haha it is Keir, isn’t it? Well, maybe not for long…

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REEVES:
In the future, a new invention called ‘AI’ might make it sort of not hard in a vague way possibly.

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REEVES:
AI is named after its inventor, Alan Illintent - who’s joined us to demonstrate his machine

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[We see a TECH BRO called Alan Illintent, next to a massive 1970s type computer with a big black screen and two buttons, red and green, for a keyboard. At the back of the machine is a big black cloth]

REEVES:
So Alan's going to climb under this cloth here

[Alan climbs under a black cloth at the back of the machine)

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REEVES:
And then you simply speak your wish into the machine.

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[KEIR leans in close to the computer's microphone]:

Ahem

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STARMER:
Please can you grow my economy.

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ON SCREEN - in green letters on black screen

INPUT ALL NHS DATA?

Y/N

[Keir tap's the 'Y' button]
TAP

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REPLACE ALL JOBS?

Y/N

[Keir tap's the 'Y' button]
TAP

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GIVE ME YR MONEY?

Y/N

[Keir tap's the 'Y' button]
TAP

STARMER:
Is it working?

ALAN ILLINTENT [popping out from under his sheet]:
You’re doing great
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
"this other LLM is cheaper" isn't actually good, given the actual problem of theft, putting people out of work and not actually being any good at what it does, but I will admit I am here for Sam Altman having a really, really bad day.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one. shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
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We failed to stop the rise of fascism. What comes next?
How to navigate the future without a map.
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James Tynion IV @jamesthefourth.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Endure. Persevere. Survive. Help your people. Get a little tougher and meaner but don’t let it poison your heart.
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Channel 4 @channel4.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
A reminder that blue Monday was invented by travel agents to sell holidays but you should be nice to yourself today regardless so go have a sit down, watch some TV, eat some biscuits and just say it’s self care.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 13/11/2024
just swiveling around in my desk chair to post this for your needs
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Channel 4 @channel4.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Mark Zuckerberg says companies need more 'Masculine energy' so at 8pm tonight we will be playing a massive dad sneeze instead of an advert break.
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The UK government are planning on building AI to support and build growth. I can only imagine we'll end up with something between our world beating track and trace system and Clippy with a bowler hat.
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Either Keir Starmer is the biggest mark to ever live or he's still hoping for a few 'freebies' from his corpo mates. I cannot understate how atrocious this is.
Politics
‘Mainlined into UK’s veins’: Labour announces huge public rollout of AI
Plans to make UK world leader in AI sector include opening access to NHS and other public dataTechnology companies including Microsoft, Anthropic and OpenAI welcomed the plan as Starmer said the “AI industry needs a government that is on their side”. Regulators will be told to “actively support innovation”, setting up a potential clash with people who believe regulators’ primary role should be to protect the public from harm.
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Oli @olibobbs.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Thank you to @thebookishtype.bsky.social for furnishing me with these. @margaret.bsky.social
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 08/01/2025
Meta CEO and dog fucker Mark Zuckerberg has said that his platforms don’t need fact-checkers. So to celebrate this win for free speech, here are some of his best quotes: chaser.com.au/general-news...
“I killed Jeffery Epstein but still miss him everyday.” – Mark Zuckerberg, 2023.
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
THE BELL JAR HARD ❌ It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York EASY ✅ That summer was sizzling, and so were the Rosenbergs
An advert for a company called Magibook. The headline reads "Turn HARD books into EASY books with Magibook! Maximize your reading potential and avoid difficult language today."

Underneath is two covers of The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald. 

Above the first cover is the original version of the opening sentence (captioned "Turn Hard Books"), which reads "In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since."

Above the second cover (captioned "into Easy Books") is a simplified version, which reads "When I was young, my dad told me something that I still think about."
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Oli @olibobbs.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
God, king prince Charles is a cunt. Can't wait for them all to just fuck off into hell.
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."
Luigi Mangione in orange jumpsuit in the center of the frame, flanked by law enforcement officers, his hands are clasped and bound in front of him he looks off to the side pensively, seriously does this guy just not photograph poorly at all?
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/12/2024
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
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CONFLICT NEWS FELLA @warosintfella.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
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Karen K. Burrows @karenkburrows.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT FLEETWOOD MAC? KNOW THE SIGNS: brb = Buckingham's really broken smh = shawls mean happiness tfw = totally fucking witchcraft lol = Lindsey's outta line stfu = Stevie turned (the) fire up idc = it delighted Christine btw = brutal tambourine war tbh = the bassist hides
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
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Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure
this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and
see the stars for the first time.
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