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Steve Hogarty

@misterbrilliant.bsky.social
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a writer for cool magazines about stuff

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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
me: are you sure I can't just bring a vegan roast from asda? mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops
A news article thumbnail showing a lone woman searching through bleak wetlands. The BBC News headline reads "the woman who spent Christmas in search of a rare plant".
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
this is what they took from you
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Streisand Effect in action with this online age verification thing. I've just found out what "porn" is (pictures of people shagging!!) and it's brilliant. A real own goal for Keir Starmer if you ask me. But don't bother asking me, I'll be too busy enjoying "porn"! 😎
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I'm glad the Pope lived long enough to see Conclave starring Ralph Fiennes.
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
What if the real Katy Perry is still in space.
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy birthday women.
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
You might have seen that Apple released an eight-hour, lo-fi Severance focus set with ODESZA. You might not have spotted that it syncs up perfectly with the Music Dance Experience at around three and a half hours in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRnD...
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Severance — Music To Refine To feat. ODESZA | Apple TV+
YouTube video by Apple TV
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I have often noticed that the celebrities on Hot Ones can't answer questions or get distracted because the hot sauce is too spicy. They should trying doing the interviews without the hot sauce.
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
There was a golden era of twitter in the mid 2010s when you could tweet about a urinal cake and the brand would reply "thank you for pissing on me" and everything was perfect.
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
google UX designers: what should users see when they open a blank document? guy who puts loads of weird bullshit all over the screen: okay, so i have an idea
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
this verse of Billy Joel's "Always a Woman to Me" always confused me
Text of lyrics:

"She is made out of bees, she can breathe underwater
She has taken the form of my long deceased daughter
And she walks on all fours like a horse with no knees
Yes she crept from the void but she's always a woman to me"
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
vet: well we got the test results back, your dog has no nerve endings bob dylan: HOW DOES IT FEEL? vet [desperately fighting the temptation to say "soft and hairy"]: your dog is dying, sir
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
Photograph of the text of a magazine review of The Sims 2: H&M Fashion Stuff.
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
donald trump's neuralink just exploded live on stage
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
it's chilli outside
a red chilli pepper on the pavement
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
neighbour walked in on me disposing of our christmas tree
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
This is my favourite time of year because I get to break out the absolute fucking worst Christmas tree decoration ever made.
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Here's my review of the new aeroplanes game, Microsoft Aeroplanes. www.rockpapershotgun.com/microsoft-fl...
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
One genuinely useful application of NotebookLM is giving it all the user manuals for your washing machine, router, fridge etc, so you can just ask it what it means when some random light is flashing yellow. Follow for more Top Tech Tips.
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
These workshy millennials with their one-click blocklists. I'm building my blocklist with my own two hands, like my father did, and his father before him.
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
To be fair this guy looks exactly like the kind of chortling cad who appears when you bellow "WHO'S BEEN SUPPING CURDS IN MY CHAMBER"
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
If I was Jesus I would have simply refused to drag my crucifix up the big hill, like lol what are they gonna do, crucify me
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
me: are you sure I can't just bring a vegan roast from asda? mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops
A news article thumbnail showing a lone woman searching through bleak wetlands. The BBC News headline reads "the woman who spent Christmas in search of a rare plant".
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Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
if you're ever stuck in a conversation about politics, just say "it's the hypocrisy that I find astounding". then if there are any follow up questions, do that thing where you pretend to walk down some stairs behind a counter
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