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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy 50th Birthday to Stevie Wonder’s Songs in the Key of Life, not only my favorite album is all time, but one of my favorite THINGS, up there with pizza, dogs, sunsets, and the laughter of children.
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
watching The Twilight Zone- “The Lateness of the Hour”… young woman starts rebelling against her parents who are reliant on a household of robotic domestic servants. “Instead of controlling, you’re being controlled! Why, you’re becoming dependent!”
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[skate park] ME: hey watch this *does sick kipflick* wait *does sick flickpip* no wait *does klikcfip* hang on *klifpick* *fipklick* *pilcklif* *likfkpic* *ckilpifk*fuck
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
does anybody know if there is some kind of online service you can use to help match your dad to other dads that need friends
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think he likes being serenaded
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like Icarus, I flew too close to the sun, on wings made of wax. I did that exact thing.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
help me, fat bear week. you’re my only hope.
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in honor of the final postseason #WPBL game: a meme the discord liked
screenshot of a brooklyn heights player pitching to an SF fireball. text reads: DID YOU KNOW?
ONE OF THE FEW DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE WPBL AND THE MLB IS THAT WPBL UMPIRES ARE ALLOWED TO INVENT THEIR OWN STRIKE ZONE SHAPES!
umpire’s speech bubble: 
mine is a dinosaur:-)

white outline of an apatosaurus in place of a strike zone
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
911: what’s your emergency Me: I DO NOT HAVE ANY CRUNCHY SNACKS 911: sir you are going to die
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
the opposite of egg mcmuffin is chicken mcdickout
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when you encounter a guy with a needle in his arm, long as he seems semi-conscious, you're catching him at the best part of his day. he's not gonna do shit to you except maybe try to rest his head on your shoulder 30 times in a row. but you never know what a drunk mutherfucker is going to do
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 16/09/2026
Hugely fun and funny take on JK Rowling's denials that her advocacy for women to be protected from the acceptance of trans people by society by @alyssaur.bsky.social. The humble social media manager who made this post laughed out loud and so will you! assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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J.K. Rowling’s Agent Insists She’s Not Funding Trans Genocide - Assigned Media
Comments from Lilly Wachowski in Variety prompted a public response from the author's agent.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can we normalize country realness?
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the first rule of spite club is we cut our noses
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why are you even reporting this
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
musician at the farmers market asking people to make “primate noises” but she’s pronouncing it “pry-mit” so mostly people are looking around confused
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 12,1947
P1- NANCY IS VERY UPSET WHEN SHE SEES A NEIGHBORHOOD BOY MISTREATING HIS DOG BY PULLING TO HARD ON ITS LEASH 

NANCY: HE'S ALWAYS SO MEAN TO HIS DOG ---GUESS I'LL HAVE TO USE MY HYPNOTIC
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P2- NANCY HYPNOTIZES THE BOY 
NANCY: ABBA DABBA-BOOLA ZAM
P3- NANCY HYPNOTIZES THE DOG
NANCY : ABBA DABBA--BOOLA ZAM
P4- NOW WE SEE THE BOY WEARING THE LEASH, AND WALKING ON ALL FOURS 
BEING LEAD DOWN THE STREET BY HIS DO
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
To be or not to be permanently relocating to The Bathtub. That is a rhetorical question.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i would be the Hatsune Miku of bothering adult predators
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
again, if a voting bloc supports the candidate that says "we need to eradicate ALL maple trees," you're not going to peel away their support by saying "well, we propose to only eradicate HALF of them" because you've agreed that maple trees are a problem and why would they vote for a half measure
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Boycott is still on. No Starbucks till the union gets a contract.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ME: everyone except dave can go to the carnival DAVE: hey no fair ME: not for you, no
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
sometimes you just need to drink some beers at a coworkers house and complain about your boss and also become active in your union
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my final words are gonna be something like "papa don't smurf" and all my loved ones will be fake laughing as i pass through the veil
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[while jogging] why do you keep slowing down [me] im intermittent fasting
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kissing girls is the weaponization of ADHD
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lro70.bsky.social @lro70.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
one of my first interactions….
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about and I can't even begin to care.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i feel like we’re having a communication breakdown
screenshot of a text convo with Mom
me: photo of my new above-toilet shelf, mostly holding frog trinkets
me: new dumpster shelf
mom: Like. Where’d you get? 
me: the dumpster
mom: yes
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
seat belts are fastenating
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
there is an insane kind of person who hires a babysitter for their own 1 or 2 children and then when you show up to work their kids’ friends are there????? and they just act like they aren’t leaving you with 5 kids because only 2 are theirs??????? hello what the fuck
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the absolute worst thing about teaching middle school in 2026 is that kids are aware of porn-related memes and i have to talk to them about it
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
attn: @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
an older, gray, toyota pickup with the license “BOLLARD” on an old-fashioned, black and yellow california plate
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 16/08/2026
One thing I love about the 'how can I figure out how to make this problematic' crowd ('we should have better transit' 'some disabled people need cars!' etc) is that the triumphant gotcha is rarely accompanied by an 'and here's what I'm doing/you can do' about this. Performative and self-defeating.
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gender Twedt Groom Kentucky, County Marriages, 1786-1965
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/08/2026
If I had to make a list of the one hundred best characters of all time, it would be a challenge, really difficult. If I had to make a list of the TEN best characters of all time, it would be SO hard, I'd have to work on that for DAYS. But if I had to pick ONE best character ever, that's easy, BMO
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you say “my peanus horts” your phallocentrism is showing THE END
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
scrubbing cum off of a popcorn ceiling is the dream of all straight women
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
walking home tonight, somebody shouted from a bench “HEY SKINFLUTE, GOT A LIGHTER?”
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/08/2026
i made a bluesky diorama and you're all in it. some of you are made from popsicle sticks and the rest are buttons and twine.
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liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
NYT is one step away from reporting on who is asking who to the high school prom
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