Reposted by livTom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Happy 50th Birthday to Stevie Wonder’s Songs in the Key of Life, not only my favorite album is all time, but one of my favorite THINGS, up there with pizza, dogs, sunsets, and the laughter of children. 1332443
liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026watching The Twilight Zone- “The Lateness of the Hour”… young woman starts rebelling against her parents who are reliant on a household of robotic domestic servants. “Instead of controlling, you’re being controlled! Why, you’re becoming dependent!” 101
Reposted by livFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026[skate park] ME: hey watch this *does sick kipflick* wait *does sick flickpip* no wait *does klikcfip* hang on *klifpick* *fipklick* *pilcklif* *likfkpic* *ckilpifk*fuck 740484
liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026does anybody know if there is some kind of online service you can use to help match your dad to other dads that need friends 062
Reposted by livKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Like Icarus, I flew too close to the sun, on wings made of wax. I did that exact thing. 4237
Reposted by livdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it. 341681450
Reposted by livsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026help me, fat bear week. you’re my only hope. 1329266
liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026in honor of the final postseason #WPBL game: a meme the discord liked 092
Reposted by livcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 20/09/2024911: what’s your emergency Me: I DO NOT HAVE ANY CRUNCHY SNACKS 911: sir you are going to die 192237433
Reposted by livFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2023the opposite of egg mcmuffin is chicken mcdickout 6482152
Reposted by livrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026when you encounter a guy with a needle in his arm, long as he seems semi-conscious, you're catching him at the best part of his day. he's not gonna do shit to you except maybe try to rest his head on your shoulder 30 times in a row. but you never know what a drunk mutherfucker is going to do 63204
Reposted by livAssigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 16/09/2026Hugely fun and funny take on JK Rowling's denials that her advocacy for women to be protected from the acceptance of trans people by society by @alyssaur.bsky.social. The humble social media manager who made this post laughed out loud and so will you! assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...assignedmedia.orgJ.K. Rowling’s Agent Insists She’s Not Funding Trans Genocide - Assigned MediaComments from Lilly Wachowski in Variety prompted a public response from the author's agent. 523177
Reposted by livdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Can we normalize country realness? 092
Reposted by livtrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the first rule of spite club is we cut our noses 932392
Reposted by livUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Why are you even reporting this 3493
liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026musician at the farmers market asking people to make “primate noises” but she’s pronouncing it “pry-mit” so mostly people are looking around confused 100
Reposted by livNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 12,1947 331287183
Reposted by livBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 02/02/2025To be or not to be permanently relocating to The Bathtub. That is a rhetorical question. 0145
Reposted by livdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i would be the Hatsune Miku of bothering adult predators 1316
Reposted by livRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses. 654000787
Reposted by livFeminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 18/11/2025again, if a voting bloc supports the candidate that says "we need to eradicate ALL maple trees," you're not going to peel away their support by saying "well, we propose to only eradicate HALF of them" because you've agreed that maple trees are a problem and why would they vote for a half measure 26922
Reposted by livAaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Boycott is still on. No Starbucks till the union gets a contract. 17974335
Reposted by livFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026ME: everyone except dave can go to the carnival DAVE: hey no fair ME: not for you, no 212523
Reposted by livromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189725296
liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026sometimes you just need to drink some beers at a coworkers house and complain about your boss and also become active in your union 100
Reposted by livmammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 07/09/2026my final words are gonna be something like "papa don't smurf" and all my loved ones will be fake laughing as i pass through the veil 510314
Reposted by livBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026[while jogging] why do you keep slowing down [me] im intermittent fasting 18628
Reposted by livdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Kissing girls is the weaponization of ADHD 014859
Reposted by livWildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive. 414231633
Reposted by livUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about and I can't even begin to care. 4491129
Reposted by livwint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs 1037830998
liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 29/08/2026there is an insane kind of person who hires a babysitter for their own 1 or 2 children and then when you show up to work their kids’ friends are there????? and they just act like they aren’t leaving you with 5 kids because only 2 are theirs??????? hello what the fuck 010
liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the absolute worst thing about teaching middle school in 2026 is that kids are aware of porn-related memes and i have to talk to them about it 220
Reposted by livRolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...rollingstone.comTurning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination LibraryCore team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world. 128190498288
Reposted by livs. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 16/08/2026One thing I love about the 'how can I figure out how to make this problematic' crowd ('we should have better transit' 'some disabled people need cars!' etc) is that the triumphant gotcha is rarely accompanied by an 'and here's what I'm doing/you can do' about this. Performative and self-defeating. 456080
Reposted by livActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Gender Twedt Groom Kentucky, County Marriages, 1786-1965 0192
Reposted by livTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/08/2026If I had to make a list of the one hundred best characters of all time, it would be a challenge, really difficult. If I had to make a list of the TEN best characters of all time, it would be SO hard, I'd have to work on that for DAYS. But if I had to pick ONE best character ever, that's easy, BMO 13708
Reposted by livdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If you say “my peanus horts” your phallocentrism is showing THE END 181323318
Reposted by livliv @oilvla.bsky.social · 10/08/2026scrubbing cum off of a popcorn ceiling is the dream of all straight women 081
liv @oilvla.bsky.social · 10/08/2026walking home tonight, somebody shouted from a bench “HEY SKINFLUTE, GOT A LIGHTER?” 110
Reposted by livFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/08/2026i made a bluesky diorama and you're all in it. some of you are made from popsicle sticks and the rest are buttons and twine. 3543761
Reposted by livliv @oilvla.bsky.social · 08/08/2026NYT is one step away from reporting on who is asking who to the high school prom 0122