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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Whole flat to chill in and he chooses to rest his lil backside next to me 😭

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026

40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair

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Pan Rolls Dice @stellarencore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ahhhh I feel called out.

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I experience the Gen Z stare in person a few weeks ago and I don’t understand how it’s possible when basically 90% of videos on social media are Gen Z reacting to things exaggeratedly

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New project is a batwing cardigan but like an actual bat. I have no idea what I’m doing.

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He has splooted and I can feel him purring in his sleep

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He hit every muscle in this stretch omg

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Took this photo of the baby just sitting all cute with his wonky tail and it looks like there’s a booted body laying in the top corner and I would like people to think that’s true tbh

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I believe I’m using this right when I say: body tea

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026

RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch

Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates
really, this is a serious question: why on earth would Chris Christie imagine that anyone, anywhere, ever would want him to run for President? what sparks such a delusion? granted, his wife might enjoy having him out of the house & on the campaign trail; but better just get an inexpensive hobby instead.
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates •1h
New Jersey thinks not, x.com/ianjaeger29/st...
10:22PM • 9/22/26 • 966 Views

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The girl who plays Lizzie Borden in the new Netflix series must have had to work so hard to get where she is 🥺

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They only hand out 3 2:1s each year

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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have advised people of this very thing bsky.app/profile/moon...

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do any of you ever have the thought, man maybe I should shut up

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am tried of reporting fake crochet patterns to Etsy, the AI patterns and photos are taking over, I have no choice but to go to Etsy headquarters and explode myself. Does anyone know where that is

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yeah you’d like that wouldn’t you Uber

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

it's simple, everyone who moved to my neighborhood after me is a yuppie transplant, and everyone who moved to my neighborhood before me is a gatekeeping squatter

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Replacing television and film with Whatever All This Is has gone so well. The bright future that the disrupters came up with (a version of having a very big hard drive of indifferent content you can’t navigate and don’t value) has worked about as well as it did for music. We’re all so much poorer.

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.

The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We didn’t have fidget spinners when I was a kid. We had cigarettes

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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

HEY IF Y'ALL COULD DONATE A FEW BUCKS TO MY VENMO IN MY PROFILE I WOULD APPRECIATE IT. 🫶🫶🤝✌️🤞🤟🖖🖖🖖🖖🦁🐯🐻 🌈🏳️‍🌈 #MutualAid

horrible emoji me winking and blowing a terrible kiss

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Am in the priority lounge at the airport and sorry but I’m actually not ever gonna go airport ever again without doing this fuck off?

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here

the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.

I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran would be an excellent name for a barber

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A bra is a hairband for tits

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Lulu @200-75.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Their official website, and a link to their merch :) www.beogamusic.com/store

beogamusic.com

Store — Beoga

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

if you fucking critters don’t play with the rat i swear to god 🔫

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The mad lad actually did it

The two Australian guys who run over a hill to immediately see the prime minister

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

GOD doesn’t he look so good wtf

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Last week I had an HR meeting as part of an investigation into a complaint I had to make against a senior manager, attended a wedding, covered 2 colleagues’ work, and still the most stressful part of the week was them not letting Alan Ritchson eat his fucking sandwich until like an hour into Runner

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Saw 45% of Runner in the cinema yesterday (the non-violent parts) and just to reassure you, it does start with topless Reacher so there is something for those of us who do not like the fighty-fighting but my god it’s violent, I heard things no soft woman should ever hear

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/09/2026

Crowds took to the streets of Dublin to protest Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators invoking Trump’s ties to Epstein and his alliance with Netanyahu.

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logan @chmpln.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m building a yes, my liege website! Does anyone know the correct way to get these jpgs to a web-friendly size without making them too crusty to even read

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