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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 12h

RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.

Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 10h

I thought I was late so I rushed and now I’ve arrived ridiculously early. -A memoir

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Great news for Alan Carr as he's no longer the most obvious traitor ever. #traitors

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I fucking love a good accelerando.

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Dan/iel Mudford @danmud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When he got home and realised it was missing, he logged onto his banking app to cancel his cards, only to discover that, within the last hour he had received four payments of £0.01 each into his account. In the Ref. field for each one was: "Found your" "Wallet in street" "Call me on" "07xxx xxxxxx"

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

For any confused Americans, dogging is a traditional British term for walking the dog, if you're ever over here and see someone with their pet make sure to tell them how much you love dogging. That nothing makes you happier than seeing that wagging tail and panting mouth out on the heath.

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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ah yes, the 4 years when US presidents have been assassinated.

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That’s nothing. I did a fart that you could smell on Mars without a telescope.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And the business will have their AI answer the call and soon we’ll have entire data centres dedicated to AIs talking to each other.

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Would you like some seeds?” “Chias?” “You’re welcome.”

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What a fucking world where I find myself writing letters like this to my MP.

Letter to my MP:

Dear Fleur Anderson,

I am writing regarding the shocking scenes of masked far-right thugs blocking ports in Dover and, somehow more shockingly, forcing a Portsmouth RNLI station to close.

These scenes are horrific. Equally horrific is the rhetoric from some MPs and the press that these people have "reasonable concerns".

Just Stop Oil protestors have been swiftly stopped and arrested. The crux of their campaign is to ensure that the planet remains in a condition that is livable for humans. The existential threat of climate change is one of the most reasonable concerns one can imagine. Yet they were arrested and decried in the press.

Protestors opposing the genocide in Gaza have been equally swiftly arrested, with some even being proscribed as terrorist organisations. For opposing an ongoing genocide that has killed over 69,000 people - including 17,000 children - according to The British Red Cross. Stopping this appalling violence is another incredibly reasonable concern. Yet they are arrested and decried in the press, while others are proscribed as terrorists.

Preventing saving the lives of desperate people fleeing unsafe conditions is in no way a reasonable concern, yet MPs and the press talk about these masked thugs, preventing lives from being saved and swarming areas of key infrastructure, as having reasonable concerns. This is a shocking stain on this country.

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$Letter continues: Migration is a net good for the country, even before you take into account the ageing workforce. The anti-migrant rhetoric comes from dangerous and violent men, and is spurred on by a press that thrives on outrage. All human lives have equal value. Anyone preventing a lifeboat station - a lifeboat station! - from operating and saving human lives should be arrested and charged far more quickly than an elderly vicar sitting quietly and holding a sign. I urge you to use your power as an MP to speak out on this. To call these balaclava-wearing men what they are: violent, masked thugs who speak only for a tiny, hateful minority. These are not reasonable concerns of patriots. These are the words and deeds of vicious people who want to fracture this country. By way of reply, please confirm that you will raise this issue in parliament, and use your power to speak out against this disturbing rise of fascist violence. Yours sincerely, Guy Kelly$

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They only hand out 3 2:1s each year

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They only hand out 3 2:1s each year

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I fucking love Charlotte Church

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I haven’t seen a single one of you post Earth, Wind and Fire today. I’m not mad, just disappointed.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Who called it “bird seed” and not “peck n mix”.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 20/09/2026

Oh this is *awesome*!

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Trying to hang a picture but the stud detector keeps going off whenever it’s near me.

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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

They really know how to get ahead.

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

She’s no longer Waiting for God

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I just really wanted to listen to All for the Best from Godspell so I went to Spotify to put it on next. Right then the previous song finished and the random shuffler put it on itself...

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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This image makes me laugh every time

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Colleague just made me this. If you need me, I’ll be in HR.

A very milky cup of tea. In fact, I think it may be an all milk cup of tea.

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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“I’m not complicit, I was just following orders.”

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My phone: “new update available! Download it now!” My phone 2 seconds later:

Software update screen saying “checking for updates”

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They’re trying to hide the shocking truth: he’s stop motion now

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are

I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.

But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Transgender people deserve to have a nice life. That is the entirety of the argument. If you disagree, you’re saying that you do not believe in liberty or justice for all.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Barista asked how strong I wanted my coffee I said I’m about to karaoke Informer

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Busker with a guitar just unironically said “anyway here’s Wonderwall” before murdering it.

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David O’Leary @daveoleary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

No Bridget, my thought was “Why the hell aren’t we using our massive majority to stop this naked attempt to buy our democracy?”

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Absolutely exhausted lately. Sunday is the only day I don’t have to get up early. So obviously I’ve been wide awake since 5am.

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Confused White Cat Asks Why

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Please can someone help me decide if my baguette is cooked correctly? I need you to feel my pain.

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