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Amelia

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As the world falls around us, how must we brave its cruelties?

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phylan @phylan.website · 4h
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 14h
Charlie Kelly ass experiment
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Thomas @djamesalicious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
windows modal box:
title: Error - Chigurh.exe
picture of Anton Chigurh "Call it, friendo"
3 buttons: "heads", 'tails", "you don't have to do this" the last one is disabled so it can't be clicked
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been amusing myself by imagining a gritty remake of this one: set on a dirigible, includes random musical numbers, features a man who can't recognize his hot wife because she's wearing a mask. could be fun!
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
john carpenter writing the soundtracks to assault on precinct 13 and halloween
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
really accurate title
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
footage not found
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
logging on
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I GUESS THAT MOON GETTIN EATEN
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Azealia Banks Shouting and Singing
ALT: Azealia Banks Shouting and Singing
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 24/09/2026
Today is Quartidi the 4th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate the autumn crocus. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a the Autumn Crocus.
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
made this in instagram stories a while ago
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
weirdest thing about Trump is he’s gay (Mamdani, ‘big strong guys,’ etc) but also a straight pedophile on the side. He’s like the opposite of an Ancient Greek
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t know who needs to hear this but you have stage iv cancer
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sagittarius stays winning
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#EatTheRude
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Mike Duquette, the “gotta have it guy” @mikeduquette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love to see Zohran doing “Kojima posting about an MCU movie” but for the president
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
shut da fuck up
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Lauren @beavisetc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tilly Norwood has fallen off Robert Wagner’s yacht and drowned under mysterious circumstances.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 19/09/2026
You're right, its a fucking nightmare.
this is not a dream
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the crowd goes wild!!!!!
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"What are you giving me with the flying fish" @romanbone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cinematographer Jack Cardiff, born today 1914. #botd “I looked at each frame as a painting and then the camera became my paintbrush." Photographed with director Michael Powell.
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Claude the god, Hannibal the cannibal
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 17/09/2026
Aurora Borealis Frederic Edwin Church, 1865. americanart.si.edu/artwork/auro...
 Arctic landscape featuring a dramatic display of the northern lights, icebergs, and a small ship from the expedition of explorer Isaac Israel Hayes.
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You take a job somewhere called “Reuters Legal” and you just never expect to have to write this sentence
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 14/09/2026
Today is Nonidi the 29th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate the sweet chestnut. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a the Sweet Chestnut.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
The whole class looking at Bart waiting for him to “Say the line”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/heat...
Whole class cheering after Bart says the line
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HEINEKEN??? FUCK THAT SHIT!!!! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!!!!!!!
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
eating shredded cheese straight from the bag #MentalHealthMatters
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stuaa.bsky.social @stuaa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The photo of John Lennon doing a funny walk with Biffo in his rubber suit superimposed over Lennon, with his pose looking kinda similar
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Sheldrick Wildlife Trust @sheldricktrust.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
David had Goliath. Lenny has baboons. Every evening, the Battle for the Pellets Place unfolds. Outnumbered but determined, Lenny has several impressive manoeuvres before finally sending the pilfering primates packing. But when the baboons start scrapping among themselves, he retreats to Mum!
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
ALT: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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Neglected Books @neglectedbooks.com · 11/09/2026
Midcentury American hotel letterheads, gleaned from the papers of actress/author Ilka Chase.
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Amy @pineappleheave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ten years of outdoor summer hoops
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 10/09/2026
"La Harpe d'amour" (The Harp of Love) Lucien Jaquelux, 1930. hprints.com/en/item/1680...
stylized figures beneath a blossoming cherry or weeping tree against a blue moonlit background.
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hello from Vermont
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Chicago in Pop Culture @chicagopopculture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Chicagoan (1926)
Cover of The Chicagoan, July 15, 1926, showing a stylish couple overlooking Chicago’s lakefront at night beneath an orange crescent moon and stars, with the skyline and Lake Michigan in the background. Art Deco illustration in blue, orange, black, and white.
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Lauren @beavisetc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All this 9/11 talk reminds me of the time an official KSA Twitter account threatened to 9/11 Toronto
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
idk that I've ever expressed it here, but: Hannibal Lecter is a corrective force. he's not good but he's also not bad. he punishes the rude, and we need something like that more than ever now
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Amelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
he's not perfect but fuck it, make him the president
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Also I feel the need to take accountability by saying I thought Dan Dority was played by Matt Berry until I looked it up.
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