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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 12h

I think the KRWARK! KRWARK! THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING model is the one to follow here.

There’s a tree branch that has snapped off and got stuck in the window this bus, and were hurtling along and it’s just hanging on for dear life, trees don’t move so that branch must be terrified man

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16h

Imagine someone inventing tap shoes today. They'd be killed

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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I don't even want internet-connected internet at this point

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

You’re laughing, this beautiful voluptuous woman is out here just living her life and you’re laughing?

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The problem seems to be that the people who are coming up with solutions to the everyday tasks we have to do in our ordinary working lives, have never themselves had ordinary working lives.

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I’m sorry but has it only been Monday because wtf

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Scott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I just made a formal complaint to the BBC about this. If you'd like to do the same, here's the link: www.bbc.co.uk/contact/comp...

bbc.co.uk

Make A Complaint | Contact the BBC

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I listened to 5 seconds and looked at the image, and nodded wisely to myself

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Trevor the amount of AI used in this song and image makes me want to reach for a gun

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Hosey Leopardo @hoebigcat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Clarissa Explains Chernobyl

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Steven, one time I was being fancy and walked from my flat to St George’s, it took me two hours and the exertion made it so that my iron level was just below the acceptable threshold and they turned me away

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Ummm do you know how hard hipsters would go for this idea

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You can kiss him right on the moustache and he doesn’t mind, in fact he welcomes it

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

On what planet would I ever give a shit about this

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Clean Observer @hammbear2024.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The Happy Meal allows you to make the drink a coffee

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Everyone on my train this morning is an idiot except for the guy watching The Mentalist on his phone, he is cool

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Gave Pringles a lil cocktail sausage as a treat and now he thinks he’s king shit of fuck mountain ( he is )

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nothing ten thousand kisses couldn’t sort out

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Whole flat to chill in and he chooses to rest his lil backside next to me 😭

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026

40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair

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Pan Rolls Dice @stellarencore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ahhhh I feel called out.

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“No but why is this burger giving delicious??” smiling like the girl from the Black Hole Sun video

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I experience the Gen Z stare in person a few weeks ago and I don’t understand how it’s possible when basically 90% of videos on social media are Gen Z reacting to things exaggeratedly

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I could be convinced in either direction, if I’m honest

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You know whats weird, when I open that screenshot to see what my battery was when I took it, the current battery icon covers it and my phone **IS** charging 😅😅 I was like what are you talking about my phone is on charge

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New project is a batwing cardigan but like an actual bat. I have no idea what I’m doing.

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He has splooted and I can feel him purring in his sleep

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It does say worms in that article doesnt it Steve I’m not misreading that

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I realised after a few seconds this was Fahrenheit and either way it’s bad isnt it omg

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He hit every muscle in this stretch omg

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

And now I’ve done 4 posts in a row which is in itself excessive even though some of you are on here posting 100s of times a day I’m losing my mind

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just tap tap away oh yes let me check on this gentleman’s record, oh he did die then, from the very bad cancer, oh it was only yesterday was it? Excellent, so good to read these things in my sanctuary. Plus I’m going UAT for a new system and if that makes me sound smart it shouldn’t cos I’m an idiot

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Helen @ohnoitshelen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They gave me an excellent big monitor to set up at home so I can WFH ten days out of every month so I can concentrate, which is a kind idea I hate very much, because I do not like to have my fucking work invade my home environment and it is stressing me out & I have a red social moodlet like in Sims

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