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she/her. skincare leftist. atlien🍑.

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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 14h
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They can put a man on the moon but we still have to pull back the microwaveable lunch after two minutes, stir, replace the film, and heat it for two more minutes?
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.bsky.social · 16h
oof
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Oregon Plates @plat.es · 16h
The Custom Oregon Plate SICFUX was previously available, but is now restricted and not available for reservation. dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=cu… #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #SICFUX
Oregon Standard Tree license plate displaying the text "SICFUX".
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.bsky.social · 16h
sorry for the lack of random dumbass thoughts, I've gotten really into journaling lately
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how it feels
the wheel of samsara with a kitty powerless against the endless cycle of birth, suffering, death, and rebirth
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 29/09/2026
Today is Nonidi the 9th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate parsnips. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Parsnips.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Large Ligma Model
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Eric Allix Rogers @ericallixrogers.com · 28/09/2026
Backstairs possum blessing for ur timeline
Close up photo of a possum.
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A bust of Lenin made of i know not what looking at an old computer monitor odd images he is outdoors
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026
the real housewives of USS enterprise (NCC-1701-D) im sorry
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
goji berries are raisins if they were good
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
is it obvious I love an rpg
a 9 games that shaped me featuring in order Pokemon: Red, Baldur's Gate 2, Bloodbourne, Stardew Valley, Fallout: New Vegas, Rimworld, Dragon Quest V, Dragon Age: Origins and Dishonored
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(blacksky) brute @simplebrute.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026
it's 2026. who cares about iced coffee, if you're showing up to a job interview without knowing someone who already works there you're not getting the job. show up drunk, dickhead
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Kitty @kittyfisher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dancing crabs, some time in the 1830s 🦀
Coloured lithograph of two dark green crabs (I have no idea what species they’re meant to be if any - C maenas I guess?) dancing a horn pipe or jig together, stood on their swimming legs on a bed of sand and shells. By Henry Monnier from Le Caricature magazine, probably 1831
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tweegeemee 트위지미 @tweegeemee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
260927_054636_N.clj tweegeemee.com/i/260927_054636_N #ProceduralArt #generative
Procedurally generated image.
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frasier Crane doing his radio show from what looks like Balmora from Morrowind next to a big stilt strider
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 26/09/2026
About to tell these Dawgs fans that socialism is like if the country was one big tailgate. We should all share what we have and make sure everyone has a good time
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i don't care what the official unemployment rate is, no one has viral discussions about "what totally innocuous thing at a job interview will cause the hirer to irrationally reject your candidacy" in a strong labor market
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some of you forget that the groove is in the heart, and it shows
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there is still wisdom to be found on tumblr
screenshot of a tumblr post that reads "Job hunting was invented by big kill yourself to make you want to kill yourself"
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The second 3-5 years is also about eating shit. The third 3-5 years? That’s right, there’s more shit to eat so get to it! But if you’re very lucky, you’ll be dead before the fourth 3-5 years; otherwise, you’ll be an expert shit-eater by then so you shouldn’t have any trouble.
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gen z job discourse fails to address that for, like, the first 3-5 years of a career, you just have to eat shit whether you like it or not; it's part of the game. but after you've built enough trust and upped your bullshitting skills, you can get away with almost anything
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-fro…
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there is still wisdom to be found on tumblr
screenshot of a tumblr post that reads "Job hunting was invented by big kill yourself to make you want to kill yourself"
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guys is it bad that I don't trust the Census these days?
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026
uncanny valley ranch
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Fish Sauce Friend @meltedliquid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Feliz Día del Bisexual
a picture of saul goodman in front of the bisexual flag with the text "i love my country" over it
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 23/09/2026
ai power these nuts homedog
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Valentine @valent6228.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Festival of the Archers (1493) - Master of Frankfurt (c.1460–c.1533) #flemish_primitives #historical_painting
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God’s Juiciest Girl @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 06/08/2026
deep fried pic of a shrimp with text
LOVE THIS ANIMALS
THE SHIMP
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Jacky Alciné @jacky.wtf · 06/05/2026
Financial literacy literally means nothing if: - you have no money - you make $1,000 and in order to live, you have to spend $850
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm not the first person to say it but it sure is fucked up how many popular video games these days are just "wouldn't it be cool if you could pursue a single career you enjoy, with plenty of time for rest, and get paid a reasonable living wage for doing so"
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/09/2026
prescription-strength hot dog
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Medieval Computer Monday
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
okay but unless we radically change the demands society makes of us under penalty of homelessness and starvation, we still gotta pathologize this shit
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
download the obelisk now
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
illustration, technopolis, magazine (1986) archive.org/details/tech...
a cat, wearing glasses, at a computer with its head turned back, saying something in japanese (about thinking).
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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How to increase my constitution and strength and charisma and spellcasting and evil and
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 20/09/2026
anyway back to the original post, a lot of people in tech went into it because they wanted to make tech for people and right now they’re making tech for tech that they see themselves eventually being replaced by. it feels bad!
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the lab making myself
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
waymo pulled up next to me and somehow I resisted the urge to flip off the camera
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it's harbor freight night in the club
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I applied to work at a new indie bookstore & am making the mistake of hoping
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my new project! meet me at the intersection of astrology ✨ & SEC college football 🏈 - every week I'm gonna read the transit charts & make predictions
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southeastern astrology ✨ on Instagram: "stars for the ballgames ✨🏈 - Week 3's astro transits & my predictions for every SEC matchup #astrology #collegefootball #secfootball"
1 likes, 0 comments - southeasternastro on September 18, 2026: "stars for the ballgames ✨🏈 - Week 3's astro transits & my predictions for every SEC matchup #astrology #collegefootball #secfootball".
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*buys pen ink named "Ancient Copper"* this one goes out to Ea'Nasir
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