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Christopher Johnson

@officialcdj.bsky.social
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Former CBBC Presenter, current layabout. | Spotlight: 8617-6720-0912 | He/Him

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Didymus Holmes (They/Them) @luparicommand.center · 30/09/2026
Hugely disappointed in Peter Serafinowicz. As if signing up for Harry Potter blood money wasn't bad enough, he's now resorted to touring a show where he is "deep faked" into famous people living or dead. Without their consent, obviously. I was a fan for 25+ years, bht where did his morals go?
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is so very funny youtu.be/SHUvSffmLIQ?...
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Most TV is Just This Now
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The objective of Republicans has always been trolling liberals, not achieving any helpful goals. The simpleton Ronald Reagan is a good example. He blathered on about how much he was in favor of smaller government. Well, guess what? The federal government was *larger* when he left office.
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Christopher Johnson @officialcdj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When someone on your bus *stinks* of weed and is ALSO having a flaming row with their significant other on the phone…my guy, I don’t think that shit is doing *anything* for you anymore.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump has raised $850 million supposedly for campaign ads but instead he's keeping the money and billing U.S. taxpayers for a spot Pure Mafia stuff
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 24/09/2026
pretty sure Charlie Chaplin made a movie about a guy like this once
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trans people are not the cause of any of your problems, and only assheads want you to believe they are.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's kinda nuts to remember that back in the early 2000s, The Matrix and Harry Potter were easily WB's two biggest franchises. OH how their creators' paths diverged.
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👻BOOryan BlessDEAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Anakin and Padme meme but it's Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes and she doesn't want anything from the chippy but she does want some of his chips.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One reason comedy has contracted in Britain is that we've become very loose in what is considered a 'comedy' commission. No sleight on Taskmaster or Last One Laughing, but they're not comedies, they're game shows. There were comedians on Celebrity Squares but you wouldn't call it 'a comedy'.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/09/2026
One of the things I hate most about AI is that now I first approach a lot of art with suspicion instead of awe
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Considering everything that's come from Playstation lately I assume they're announcing that they just killed your dog.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two ants. Ant 1 asks, “sup?” Ant 2, who is busy writing something at his desk, replies, “sending a party invite.” Panel 2: Ant 1 asks, “isn’t your birthday in like 2 months?” Panel 3: two months later, Ant 2 opens the door for his snail friend, who is wearing a trilby hat and has brought a bottle of wine with a bow on it. Ant 2 says, “you made it”
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Christopher Johnson @officialcdj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Time’s running out, I can see it in mirrors It’s not the end of the world, but I can see it from here Are we feeling alright? Prof’s lyrics, man… 🤌
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saxylizbeth @saxylizbeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lenny Rush? Fucking hell. *adds to pile of actors who can get in the bin* #transrightsarehumanrights
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Christopher Johnson @officialcdj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mad to think that the PS5 will be my last PlayStation console. Fuck Sony.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’ll take “stories that do not have gray areas because that’s the whole point” for 1000, Alex
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Christopher Johnson @officialcdj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Your 35 year old boy just got asked (politely) to leave this Wetherspoon after I finish my desert and drink because I don’t have any I.D. on me. At least they’re letting me finish, and hey: what a mild inconvenience AND an ego boost!
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Soooo...Coyote Vs. Acme... Folks...I think we might have finally found some ethical consumption under capitalism. GO SEE COYOTE VS. ACME!!! Please make this a megahit and show that son of a bitch Zaslav how much money he flushed down the toilet!
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Em 🌼🦋❤️‍🔥🔞 @daisyjquakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seeing Rupert Grint going back as Ron for Cursed Child honestly makes me sick. Fuck JKR. Trans rights are human rights. Shame on anyone working with her.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
TIM CURRY APPRECIATION THREAD! Like many people my age, my first exposure to the wondrous madness of Tim Curry was his unforgettable role as the suspicious Plaza Hotel concierge in Home Alone 2. His line reading of the word "piz-za" still lives rent-free in my brain. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAtk...
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Home Alone 2 but just the Concierge
YouTube video by Gabriel D.
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Christopher Johnson @officialcdj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton AND Tim Curry?! Fuck. Hey Grim, you got the wrong 80 year old!
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Right now Dolly Parton is joining Jesus in heaven, and Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism - SPACE!
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
from now on I'm gonna pretend the post-credits for Eternals implied that Kit Harington was taken out by Mahershala Ali's Blade offscreen and that's why none of it will ever get acknowledged or followed up on
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
[holding my wife's wedding ring as we emerge from a Tunnel of Hate in a goose-shaped paddle boat] what do you mean because of my over-reliance on meta humour and outdated sitcom tropes?
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fun reminder - in two weeks Sony is going to delist 500+ digital movies. If you bought one, they’re going to vanish from your library too. Oh, and no refunds, you didn’t actually own them in the first place www.pushsquare.com/news/2026/06...
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Sony Will Permanently Delete 550+ Movies You Already Paid For
"I won't be back"
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Cutting your parents off isn't the answer," say cut of parents who are absolutely the problem.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Weyyyyyy the Farage investigation has officially resumed. So his little stunt cost hundreds of thousands in taxpayer money, made him look like a proper little prat and has put him right back where he started. Cute.
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 14/08/2026
Cowardly, cowardly custard
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/08/2026
there's a lot of dunking on kids and "kids today" in the comments, and can I just cordially request that as millennials we, uh, don't fucking do that? it's the worst trait of gen x and boomers. we could just NOT do that. this isn't a story of "kids today" its adults Big Brothering society.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Having burnt all my bridges with mainstream media - I have just launched a Patreon site - I’ve just put up a podcast on art, atoms, Caroline Aherne, Peter Cushing and more www.patreon.com/cw/RobinInce #patreon #podcast #poetry
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Robin Ince — conversations and blog posts about creativity
Get more from Robin Ince on Patreon. conversations and blog posts about creativity . Support Robin Ince and get exclusive access to their work.
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Barbara Rainwasher 🥀 @masterbambie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sucks when you find a big well in the woods that has a small group of clowns living in it. And you can’t let them out because they obviously have talons and teeth but you can’t just leave them there to go hungry. So then you just get stuck feeding them gizzards. And you come to love them, in a way
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Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
it remains insane to me that Elon Musk and Trump being responsible for more death than any one else in the 21st century is just a non-story, like a total non-event in the discourse.
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Jamie ᱬ @lostboyj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ever since they announced this stupid fucking series it’s just been week after week of finding out that actors you thought were cool and decent are spineless rats.
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Tiffany Pollard's Migraine Moment
ALT: Tiffany Pollard's Migraine Moment
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
At this point, signing on to do Harry Potter is a purposeful act of harm against trans men and women
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Let's try this -- fuckin' in films is anti-fascist. Sexless movies are pro Christian nationalist puritanism. Do with that information what your morality will allow.
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Christopher Johnson @officialcdj.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A *really* solid start. Vellani has a great ear for dialogue and Ignazzi, Bellaire and Gattoni paint a gorgeous picture with the visuals. #Chachu is one to watch 👀 @imagecomics.com
The comic cover for the first issue of ‘Chachu’ by Image Comics/Tiny Onion. The illustration depicts our protagonist, sketched in blue and adorned with many rings, as they light up a cigarette.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
To be loved is to be changed.
Dragon, a scruffy grey stray, squints and hisses at the camera from a garage floor after being rescued. Large patches of fur are shaved away after he got beat up by other cats and he has lacerations all over his body. His eyes are squinty and crusty.Dragon — a little more than 3 months later — looks much healthier. His face is calm and smiley with his beautiful green eyes open to the world. He is wearing a little green shirt with a teddy bear on it because it stops him from meowing in the middle of the night when he feels comfy and secure.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
every single time this happens the next reporter should ask the same question. and then the next. and the next. he’s not going to cut off access. he craves attention too much for that. call his fucking bluff.
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Christopher Johnson @officialcdj.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Happy belated Spider-Man Day, to all Who celebrate!
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Christopher Johnson @officialcdj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One thing I hate about online pop culture speculation is that it DOMINATES the conversation. Theorising is fun, but there are way too many people interrogating the close-up magician instead of just enjoying the card trick and letting the flourish speak for itself.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 30/07/2026
"Former Farmer" is a very pleasing phrase to say out loud. Try it.
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Ellen Rose @icklenellierose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*taps video* youtu.be/V-dYttts94o?...
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Gaming CEO Pay Will Make You Rage
YouTube video by Outside Xtra
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tweet from good (@dril):

if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
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