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Sally Hodgkiss @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And as is tradition, we high-fived each other at the end of the wedding and immediately went on separate tours. I'm back with Paul Merton & Suki Webster in their fabulous improv show: www.paulmerton.com/improv-show And Hound is starring alongside the phenomenal Susie Blake in: www.murderplay.com 🔥
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Improv Show — Paul Merton
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Sally Hodgkiss @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last weekend I married my favourite person in the world @rufushound.com It was magic. And so is he.
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 27/09/2026
So last week I married the world's greatest woman It was, and she is, fit as fuck
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 25/09/2026
Have just finished this. I cannot recommend a book more, especially to men. Fellas, whether you're an avid reader or - more likely - haven't read a novel in ages, do yourself a favour and read this one. Of the moment, in the most extraordinary way.
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 24/09/2026
What a day #Keywords > 24 September 2026 🎉 I found all 5 words - perfectly! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 1 keywords.bagpuss.org
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Can you discover today's five connected words?
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 23/09/2026
Opt out of Palantir being given access to your NHS data 38d.gs/PalantirOptO...
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I'm objecting to my personal data being included in the NHS’s national Palantir database!
I just chipped in to support 38 Degrees' fearless campaigning - can you help too?
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 21/09/2026
Everyone have a good weekend?
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 16/09/2026
Today was the day 😁
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tickets are now on sale for our world premiere of our film. It feels so cool to write that! www.genesiscinema.co.uk/event/113852
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thanks to everyone who is signing up It means a lot - having incinerated my BBC bridge and left monkey cage , I still have so much more art, science , wonder that I want to investigate Patreon.com/robinince
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Kevin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺💚 #VoteGreen #BackZack @kevbro1969.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A million percent THIS!!!!! 👇 Backed by both #Labour & #Tory govts ever since the evil #Thatcher. Nothing will ever change if we keep on voting for the establishment parties. #Reform would be worse. A vote for progressive #LeftWing parties really is our only hope.
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 09/09/2026
Morning after press night here up in North Wales, and I've woken up with a blonde and a brunette #showbiz #reallylovelyactually
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Roland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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No cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in Scotland
A study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective".
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 07/09/2026
I went to see The Death of Robin Hood last night. There's lots about it to like, but unfortunately, the 'nottinghamshire' accents were all so patchy, it kept pulling me out of the story. I know we laugh at Musk's "Imma make my own Odyssey!", but if I could get an AI to redub that movie, I would
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 05/09/2026
Funny/"like, of course"
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yeah, for any fans of the @questingtime.bsky.social pandemic campaign we have something VERY special in this for you guys. Take a look at the character names on the IMDB. We very much had you all in mind when we set out making this: www.imdb.com/title/tt4479...
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's having its world premiere on the 3rd Oct at 9pm as part of the London Independent Film Festival. There's so many incredible people from comedy in it. And so much talent off screen. Honestly we're so so excited to finally be able to talk about it and actually have people see it soon.
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some big news I've been waiting SO LONG to talk about!! I made a feature film! It's a fun, silly heartfelt comedy with entirely improvised dialogue. Myself and the wonderful Briony Redman and Richard Soames have been working on it for four years. It's a lifelong dream come true. Here's the poster:
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 04/09/2026
vm.tiktok.com/ZN8Y46Pmt/ 😁
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 03/09/2026
Ah! The Paper has a Season Two! Delighted by that. Season one criminally underrated imho. Will be glad to see it back for more
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"I want your children's lungs to be smaller and less functional" is a bold electoral strategy.
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 02/09/2026
The speakers on my laptop are so shit that everything that plays through them sounds like it's on the phone in GTA. It's actually quite atmospheric Don't hate it. Makes spotify lossless sound like it's playing off scratchy vinyl 👍
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 30/08/2026
I love how dripping in playground energy this is 😂 "My EX friend actually! I actually said I didn't want to be HIS friend and I actually broke up with HIM. So there."
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 30/08/2026
Don't ask me how I, a 47 year old Londoner, have become slightly obsessed by baseball variant Banana Ball on YT, but I have. Decided I'm a Clowns fan, based on the history of the team. An old lady in the crowd just accidentally caught a ball and it ended the inning How could you not love this game.
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 29/08/2026
So, farewell then, Bluebell Hodgkiss, a dog who made people that were scared of dogs, not scared of dogs and who elegantly looked after Sally Hodgkiss until I could. All dogs go to heaven, they say, but Bluebell especially so. What a good dog you were 💔
A final cuddle with a very good dog.
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 26/08/2026
Some letter to some kid from some writer who'd asked for some advice about writing
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jane Fonda’s tribute to Dolly is perfect.
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I am devastated. I just learned that Dolly has moved on. I know that millions are mourning and I want to say this - more than anyone I have ever known, Dolly will always be with us because she was so present, so powerful, so generous and playful that she is woven into all our lives and hearts forever. We have our memories of her, her songs, Dollywood, "9to5," the millions of books she got into the hands of children, all the iconic images that bring her to us. And they are all blessings. Let's be grateful for all that she has left us to ease our sadness now. I never knew anyone like her. She was simultaneously a naughty, playful southern gal from the hollows of
Tennessee and a deep, soulful thinker who could see through people right down to their true selves. She was many things...lyricist, songstress, player of many instruments, writer, prankster, visionary, loyal friend, who'd never go to bed before she and her friends had laughed so hard
they'd have to cross their legs.
She had a survivor's instinct and seemed to always know just what to do, just what to say, to make things right....and then she's stick her butt out the car window and moon Kenny Roger's home. She was the voluptuous embodiment of empathy. That's something of hers she'd want us all to take with us.
To her gay and trans fans, I want you to know that she loved you. You know that without me telling you. She loved all her fans and they are legion. And you know she doesn't want y'all to mourn now. Dress up and celebrate her spirit. But first, watch the final episode of Grace and Frankie where she's an Angel, the head honcho working class angel in Heaven.
RIP, beautiful woman. We love you.
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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton made over $10 million in royalties from Whitney Houston's version of 'I Will Always Love You' — and she used the money to invest in a Black neighborhood in Nashville because, "This is the house that Whitney built."
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
[P] Even ignoring her tremendous contributions to music and entertainment, just spend a few going through at the "Philanthropy" section of her wiki. *That* is how to live a life. RIP to a genuine American treasure. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_P...
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Dolly Parton - Wikipedia
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 25/08/2026
Would that any of the people running this pale blue dot had one ounce of the humanity, humility and humour of Dolly Parton. The light will be dimmer without those rhinestones to bounce from. Ah, man.
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 23/08/2026
Feels damn good
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 22/08/2026
Not gonna lie. This has been the toughest Fringe I have had numbers wise since 2004. But the show is excellent. Sorry to be that arrogant, but just read the reviews here. I love performing it - I would just like to do so to a bigger crowd. Last show today 15:50. www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 21/08/2026
Purple first and fast. My best ever
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 21/08/2026
Goals
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I hit 1 million subs, why am I conflicted?
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 19/08/2026
If anyone's going to Disney World anytime soon and wants to make $50 or equivalent, I've just been alerted to some Muppets 50th Anniversary merch that's only available there that it is now my life's mission to own. Please RT X
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 19/08/2026
From some book or other
It's the paragraph about lying to yourself in The Brothers Karamazov by Doestoyevsky
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
when someone gets dog piled on blue sky
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Blue Guy surrounded by a crowd of Purple Guys. Blue Guy screams “You buncha purple assholes!”

Panel 2: All of the Purple Guys now look mad at Blue Guy. Blue Guy folds his arms and says “Oh here we go. Mad at me for no reason”
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 18/08/2026
I mean don't judge a book and all that, but why do these arseholes always look like... y'know... arseholes
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 18/08/2026
The problem with having principles is that they're expensive, eh? It's worse when you're basically an atheist, because one can't even pretend that you'll get your reward in heaven
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 15/08/2026
hankgreen.com/smush · 15 Aug 429 pts · ★ pangram · clean plate · 6-day streak 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞 I think I'm playing this wrong in trying to save the pangram for the last move, in order to have the last word smash all of the board at once. Also, is there a time component? Feels like it
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Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A grifter, a shyster and a racist walk into a bar. The barman says: “Good evening, Nigel. The usual?”
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 14/08/2026
In a truly equal society, the blind should be also able to record your kids without consent GOD BLESS THE ZUCK 🫡🫡🫡🫡
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 14/08/2026
My fiancee just walked in on me doing blow with four hookers and a dog. Did she scream at me? Of course Forced me to explain she couldn't make any assertions about my behaviour until I'd put it to the people of Clacton. Walked out whistling, mate.
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If only someone had given him money for protection x
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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.com · 14/08/2026
“I’m very sorry, but I am unable to come to work today because, erm, [looks hastily around for inspiration] err… oh yeah! The police have told me there’s a threat against my life. Yes, that’s it!”
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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