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Ouroboros

@o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social
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Disabled but not disposable. Embracer of the absurd. MST3K, Sandman, Good Omens, archery, gymnastics, cats. Trying to be a Colts fan. She/Her.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kan you explayne thys gap yn thy resume? Yn the last year of the twilighte age, Urgaleth of the Grey Elves led a warlyke host through the plains of my resume. Thei were met yn battle by the Dukes of Fyre. So Urgaleth split the fielde wyth hys great spear, creatinge thys mightye gap yn my resume.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your 5,000 piece puzzle turns out to be a picture of your headstone with tomorrow’s date
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Dr. Karen Carr @quatrus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Good morning!
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@threads
If you believe in jailing homeless people, you already believe homeless people should have housing paid for by the public. You've just decided that the housing provided should be super-expensive, should suck, and their lives should be miserable while they receive that housing and food. Which says a lot less about homeless people than that you are a dick.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in
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CinnamonGirl 🇪🇺 @zimtmaedchen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All of this right here. I'm fine, thanks.
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Daniel Bellingradt @dbellingradt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wrong answers only. My bet: thanks for all the fish.
Newspaper headline: Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words.
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Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just started the new Carrie series. Brilliant so far. But I'd enjoy it a lot more if I wasn't being constantly interrupted by a freaking Liberty ad.
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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways that I cannot put into words
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
According to the GPS the Doordasher is in my bathroom
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Typical Saturday. Put rotisserie chickens on my hands and ran into the ER screaming
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
you cannot make me use Teams in a way that matters
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Pearl With The Girl Earring, by Olaf Falafel
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones
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Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dozens of horrific complaints spanning many years. Why did it take so long to ban Al Fong? And they're still allowed to operate their own gym? Disgusting.
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Daily Dream of the Endless @dailymorpheus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's Friday night and my belly is full of Chinese food life is good
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Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just watched Threads (1984) and I am NOT ok
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Say "vasovagal syncope" instead of "homie pooped so hard he passed out".
Stick figure sitting on a toilet.
Rest room reviews.
Starts with five large stars at the top.

"Would poop here again."

"Incredible experience!"

"I laughed, I cried."

"Best 45 minutes of my life!"

"I could NOT believe what I was seeing!"

"Took my breath away."

"I'll be back. A+"

"Jaw Dropping."

"Life changing."

"I was on the edge of my seat!"

At the bottom, two awards:

Star with wreath leaves: NOMINATED 2-PLY AWARD

Trophy cup with star on it: WINNER ROOM OF THE YEAR
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
''Time is slipping away" by Romanian artist Darius Hulea.
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Introducing our Little Free Library - but haunted! This will be stocked with horror books & zines only, all year round (@tenebrouspress.bsky.social is top of my list!) I still have to paint a couple of signs but we’re on track for #Halloween season despite the heat #BookSky #HorrorSky
A little free library in a suburban yard. The library is painted black and shaped like a coffin with a little roof to keep the elements away from the books inside. It is mounted upon an unstained post. Side view of a little free library in a suburban yard. The library is painted black and shaped like a coffin with a little roof to keep the elements away from the books inside. It is mounted upon an unstained post. A small progress pride flag hangs in the riotously green, rewilded yard behind the library. 
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I just yelled "Hey everybody, food's here!" so my Dasher wouldn't think these 2 dozen tacos were for me and only me.
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Daily Dream of the Endless @dailymorpheus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2026
Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal.
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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy 62nd birthday, actor and muscian Keanu Reeves. 🎂 #FilmSky
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
and miles to scroll before i sleep
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And I asked the Lord, “if it be thine will, miss me with that” and the Lord replied “Lmao”
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 31/08/2026
There is a daddy longlegs spider that has been living in our bathroom for months but it keeps to itself & minds its own business. Every day, I check to make sure it's still in the same area. It always is. We have an understanding. It eats the bugs. I let it live in the bathroom corner. Harmonious.
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Daily Dream of the Endless @dailymorpheus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Narrator: it never was
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Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Miss this slut
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS.
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We now offer drive-thru gambling. Pull up to the window and hand the employee your cash. Within 10 seconds, we'll let you know if you won or lost.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Library of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️
Dolly Parton reads to children in the Library’s Great Hall in 2018. Photo by Shawn Miller.
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
More than anything, Dolly very loudly and proudly, with her words and actions, gave a fuck about people. Giving a fuck is really what it's about.
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One last classic Dolly moment at the end of this message from her family: “Dolly called me and said she wants to rest in a beautiful bed of plush cotton because after a life wearing heavy rhinestones, she finally deserves to be comfortable and have some rest.”
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Dolly Parton on Instagram: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton."
105K likes, 8,449 comments - dollyparton on August 25, 2026: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton.".
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Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not Dolly. Fuck.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
The One Bean Dietitians
Recommend for Brain, heart, and gut health.
The darker the bean, the deeper the benefits.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
big milestone this last week! we celebrated 100 consecutive weeks of going “good lord i am glad that week’s over”
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Future archaeologists will learn the most about us from the documents left in our scanners
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Daily Dream of the Endless @dailymorpheus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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disturbedByVoices @godhatesgoth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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