Reposted by OuroborosChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Kan you explayne thys gap yn thy resume? Yn the last year of the twilighte age, Urgaleth of the Grey Elves led a warlyke host through the plains of my resume. Thei were met yn battle by the Dukes of Fyre. So Urgaleth split the fielde wyth hys great spear, creatinge thys mightye gap yn my resume. 328255
Reposted by OuroborosViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Your 5,000 piece puzzle turns out to be a picture of your headstone with tomorrow’s date 1438589
Reposted by OuroborosLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4073527010613
Reposted by OuroborosViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in 3147290
Reposted by OuroborosCinnamonGirl 🇪🇺 @zimtmaedchen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026All of this right here. I'm fine, thanks. 081
Reposted by OuroborosDaniel Bellingradt @dbellingradt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wrong answers only. My bet: thanks for all the fish. 14702756273
Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just started the new Carrie series. Brilliant so far. But I'd enjoy it a lot more if I wasn't being constantly interrupted by a freaking Liberty ad. 000
Reposted by OuroborosSarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways that I cannot put into words 3419
Reposted by Ouroborosweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107312533
Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 24/09/2026According to the GPS the Doordasher is in my bathroom 011
Reposted by OuroborosViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Typical Saturday. Put rotisserie chickens on my hands and ran into the ER screaming 434173
Reposted by Ouroboros🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 30/04/2025you cannot make me use Teams in a way that matters 1998
Reposted by Ouroborospmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Pearl With The Girl Earring, by Olaf Falafel 382894439
Reposted by OuroborosSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones 48838251
Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Dozens of horrific complaints spanning many years. Why did it take so long to ban Al Fong? And they're still allowed to operate their own gym? Disgusting. 010
Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's Friday night and my belly is full of Chinese food life is good 000
Reposted by OuroborosStephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Say "vasovagal syncope" instead of "homie pooped so hard he passed out". 081
Reposted by Ouroborospmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026''Time is slipping away" by Romanian artist Darius Hulea. 342873392
Reposted by OuroborosM. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Introducing our Little Free Library - but haunted! This will be stocked with horror books & zines only, all year round (@tenebrouspress.bsky.social is top of my list!) I still have to paint a couple of signs but we’re on track for #Halloween season despite the heat #BookSky #HorrorSky 1935682
Reposted by OuroborosMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I just yelled "Hey everybody, food's here!" so my Dasher wouldn't think these 2 dozen tacos were for me and only me. 4266428
Reposted by OuroborosStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2026Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal. 1457076837
Reposted by OuroborosMr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Happy 62nd birthday, actor and muscian Keanu Reeves. 🎂 #FilmSky 1285786580
Reposted by OuroborosJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026and miles to scroll before i sleep 411424202
Reposted by OuroborosFlayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 31/08/2026And I asked the Lord, “if it be thine will, miss me with that” and the Lord replied “Lmao” 220350
Reposted by OuroborosRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 31/08/2026There is a daddy longlegs spider that has been living in our bathroom for months but it keeps to itself & minds its own business. Every day, I check to make sure it's still in the same area. It always is. We have an understanding. It eats the bugs. I let it live in the bathroom corner. Harmonious. 1222212
Reposted by OuroborosM. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS. 2294773249
Reposted by OuroborosRiver Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We now offer drive-thru gambling. Pull up to the window and hand the employee your cash. Within 10 seconds, we'll let you know if you won or lost. 917431
Reposted by OuroborosJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313018380
Reposted by OuroborosLibrary of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️ 194334997162
Reposted by OuroborosRyan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026More than anything, Dolly very loudly and proudly, with her words and actions, gave a fuck about people. Giving a fuck is really what it's about. 121463
Reposted by OuroborosAlex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One last classic Dolly moment at the end of this message from her family: “Dolly called me and said she wants to rest in a beautiful bed of plush cotton because after a life wearing heavy rhinestones, she finally deserves to be comfortable and have some rest.”instagram.comDolly Parton on Instagram: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton."105K likes, 8,449 comments - dollyparton on August 25, 2026: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton.". 129698
Reposted by OuroborosMicah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it 18116984198
Reposted by OuroborosMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them 581277247
Reposted by Ouroborosamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles 35136402124
Reposted by OuroborosYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/08/2026big milestone this last week! we celebrated 100 consecutive weeks of going “good lord i am glad that week’s over” 2789
Ouroboros @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Future archaeologists will learn the most about us from the documents left in our scanners 000