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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Labeling all the blood in my fridge with "not for human consumption"

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 1h

Yabba dabba don't How about that

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 2h

I'd rather have an economy that makes 1,000 millionaires than 1 billionaire.

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 3h

while we're all mad about the police waking us up to tell us stuff we don't need to know, it's likely a good time to tell you things they really would prefer you didnt know the number of people shot and killed by the police in the united states is preparing for its yearly cross over 1000

a screenshot from the MPV database that reads

police have killed 947 people in the US so far in 2026

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 8h

“Had it come into effect, someone found guilty of secretly recording others would have faced fines of up to $1,500 and/or a prison sentence. Companies making wearables without a recording indicator or tech designed to block such indicators would have faced fines of up to $2,500 per violation.”

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Newsom vetoes smart glasses privacy bill - Engadget

The language of the bill was overbroad, in Newsom's opinion.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 5h

Mike Rogers wants to put a data center in your backyard because he's getting rich off of them.

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James Cameron 🇨🇦 @lumin8.bsky.social · 4h

I once heard a woman use the word mansplaining incorrectly and there was literally nothing I could do.

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Keeper of the Flame @rosieogrady53.bsky.social · 7h

The American people got the raw deal watching Nixon fly home a free man-No indictment, no trial, no conviction...To quiet the nation & save the reputation of the Republican Party. And then... A lifelong pardon !! Rep Barbara Jordan (D-TX) RIP🕯️said it best: www.c-span.org/clip/house-c...

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 2h

Yo mama's so dumb she thinks square roots are vegetables.

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boneyardz.bsky.social @boneyardz.bsky.social · 4h

www.rawstory.com/ben-shaprio-...

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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 9h

He doesn’t care if he loses the election because he plans to steal it if he can. He can’t! We won’t let him.

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 1h

Haven't flipped the calendar. It's still officially September.

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Ye Olde Punk @nehoc.bsky.social · 6h

Hmmmm??

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 8h

Dear highway patrol, Going forward I have decided to self-police my driving. Thank you for your attention to this matter

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James Cameron 🇨🇦 @lumin8.bsky.social · 4h

ME: beautiful dog you got there…

COP: yes this is Diesel, our drug sniffing dog.

ME: still in training, huh?

CO: what?

ME: what?

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 3h

Love it! 👏👇

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 4h

AIPAC decided they were going to set a record on the amount of money they spent against me in the primary election. $70 million. Do you know what we could do with $70 million?

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Joy 💙 @sugataai.com · 15h

Tonight's Harvest Moon rises above an erupting volcano, a rare celestial dance where nature's fury meets cosmic beauty. #APOD sugataai.com/blog/apod-20...

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APOD: 2026 October 1 – Harvest Moon with Erupting Mount Etna

There is a profound poetry in the timing of the sky, where the calendar and the cosmos align to offer a spectacle that feels almost pre-arranged.

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 6h

Radical idea. Phones, where every square millileter is a button, should not accept any actions within a full second after the screen changes, no matter how the results.

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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 18h

😂

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 9h

Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.

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Séamas Aloysius @seamusaloysius.bsky.social · 8h

On October 1, 1970, Janis Joplin walked into Sunset Sound Recorders in Los Angeles and recorded “Mercedes Benz,” an a cappella performance that would become the final studio recording of her life. 🕯️💖🕊️ 🌹

Written by Joplin with poet Michael McClure and Bob Neuwirth, the song was recorded in a single take, with Janis singing completely unaccompanied. Its humor and irony made it unlike almost anything else she had recorded.
Just three days later, on October 4, Joplin died at the age of 27 while still working on what would become Pearl.
“Mercedes Benz” was eventually included on the posthumously released album, leaving one of rock’s most unmistakable voices completely alone for one remarkable final studio performance.

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 6h

Godzilla haiku 391: My therapist says "Do you think you're being fair?" I don't give a shit -janisian

cardboard three fold for a School Science Fair

Top title: How Much Turmoil Does
the Science Project Cause Families?

Left panel:
Materials
* At least 1 kid
* At least 1 grudging Parent
* Half-baked idea of very dubious merit
* Procrastination

Middle panel
Results (with eyeballs looking down)
Graph of "Yelling + Crying" vs "Time" -
Clearly "Yelling + Crying goes up with time until "date due".
v 75% of Kids cry
v 90% of parents yell
v An average of 15 hours of family time is sacrificed

right side panel
Findings
Everyone HATES the science fair
by Susan Messin

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 7h

X squared + 1 walks into the pub. The barman says "Sorry, we don't cater for functions." #math #joke

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 7h

Book titles What a Big Fire Does by Blaise Burns #joke 156 of n

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 7h

PROTOLOL jokes LAN jokes can only be told properly if you tell an STP joke first. #protolol #joke

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 7h

Math Yo Moma jokes: The volume of yo mama is an improper integral. #joke 13 of n + 1

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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 8h

President Trump's demands for Fox propaganda are getting even more bizarre and extreme.

Why does FoxNews always put Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, Jessica Tarlov, and every Democrat on, saying bad things about the Republican Party and, of course, me? I actually think they get more airtime than Pro Republicans. This is why MAGA, and REAL Patriots, will never like Fox! They repeat a completely negative narrative, on and on it goes, and then we get a quick retort. It’s truly amazing that I won all three Elections. The opposition is enormous, but the fight goes on! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Schumer does not appear in Media Matters’ database of Fox News weekday appearances, which dates to August 2017.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) has made at least 5 appearances on Fox weekday shows since November 2018, with the most recent airing in January of this year.
Fox’s Jessica Tarlov is the Democratic host tasked with matching up against four conservatives at once on the network’s weekday panel show, The Five. She made 2 guest appearances on other Fox shows in September; conservative co-hosts Jesse Watters, Greg Gutfeld, and Dana Perino all have separate weekday Fox shows of their own.
In September, weekday appearances on Fox News by congressional Republicans and Trump administration officials outnumbered appearances by congressional Democratic guest appearances by 148 to 7.

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10h

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10h

new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 18h

One huge problem with AI is that it was designed to have the ethics of a billionaire

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Take a selfie with me at my funeral. It’s what I would have wanted

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is Josh Hawley nervous about being dethroned as "Missouri's Most Incompetent Senator"?

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Samuel Alito has recused himself from a Supreme Court climate case, after ethics watchdogs uncovered his fossil fuel stockholdings. Instead of relying on the justices to occasionally do the right thing, we need Congress to enact real SCOTUS reform.

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How to Fix a Broken Supreme Court | Robert Reich

Justice Roberts refused to testify in a hearing on SCOTUS ethics.Thomas and Alito accepted luxury vacations from GOP meg

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The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/0 “Oh, yeah? Lewis, you’re fired! You apparently forgot this is a cartoon, and I can read every word you think!”

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 22h

We need AI regulation yesterday. The incentive driving the doom scenario is simply greed. I don't take PAC money from OpenAI, or any AI corporation, or any corporation for that matter.

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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 21h

Goodnight 🌙 Trump should be four years into serving consecutive life sentences in prison. Our children will read about this being the largest miscarriage of justice in the history of our country.

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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 21h

Marc Elias was called an alarmist for saying Trump would refuse to concede in 2020. Then came Jan. 6. “They want you to believe that Donald Trump may say some things, but in the end, he’ll accept the results,” Marc says. “I don’t believe that.” Stay in the know: demdock.com/3T3Owjg

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've examined your skyline and determined that you are your problem.

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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's that time of year for the trumpette puppet maga cult to start making up stories for their uneducated followers again. Tune in next week when they start eating cats and dogs again, this time in New York City and Los Angeles. 🙄🙄🙄 #VoteBlue2026 🗳💙