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@nullzone.bsky.social
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Death first to vultures and scavengers. Amateur drummer. Board game nerd. Computer Eater.

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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 3h
Yay I got blocked by Aaron for a letterkenny gif
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cryptic 🔄 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes, in my stomach. I swallowed some dice
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 19h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone should invent breakfast pizza
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1) the picture is 100% advertising the business 2) You will absolutely never guess what the business is
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We live in a media environment where misinformation and propaganda are free, but actual investigative journalism is paywalled. That's not conducive to a functioning democracy which is predicated on voters having access to objectivity.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a great time at the renaissance festival until we sat to watch a juggling act, in which he threw six audience members (myself included) stale dinner rolls. He then did some knife juggling, and asked us to throw them back on a 3 count. I did and accidentally beaned him in the head with mine
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
Please imagine an enchanted sword talking exactly like Coach McGuirk going “Holga. Holga. Hey Holga. Holga”
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@wmata.com new signage looks good but isn’t helping much if it’s blocked by an ad screen lol.
A WMATA station sign for L’Enfant Plaza. The sign is meant to show which direction along the platform to go for different exits or line transfers a but the entire right side is fully obscured by a screen showing ads.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Always nice to hear from Quark #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: What can I do for you, Quark?
Panel 2 - Quark: I've got some racing geese for sale.
Panel 3 - Quark: Let me know if you want a quick gander.
Panel 4- Jellico: <Damn, that was good>
Panel 5 - Quark: <Of course it was good>
Panel 6 - End Credits
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
Tumblr screenshot

(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is my birthday, and I just wanted to share some of my artworks! 💛
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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"Street Wise She/Hercules" Ella Tailor $200/$700 @garaktailor.com · 13/04/2025
Every rich person that sees this should find a Trans person on. This website and send them a thousand dollars because you can and we all need it.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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load bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SPONGE BOB ME BOY,
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At the combination Castle Rat and Unto Others
Our view of the stage at Nevermore Hall in Baltimore, MD
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t help it, it’s as genetic as responding to “JUDGE”
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Character portraits, free use
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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whistling in the dark @candiedreptile.at.app.wafrn.net · 22/09/2026
dogfluid: woah
dogfluid: DOG
dog: my fluid!
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ALL HAND STITCHED DOG THIS GOES HARD AS FUCK
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Frog lover @xochimochi.bsky.social was on InfoWars under prior ownership. So we invited her back.
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EbolaGranola @ebolagranola.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
was watching a vhs recording of star wars episode 1 in a vc and since it was fox in 2004 it had an ad for a terrible reality show that's basically the bachelorette except there were gay men among us impostors. it had a fucking gaydar clip and we all burst out laughing it was just so insane
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Denny • Shin (シン) Grungler @dennywhere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A photo of an apparently abandoned building with a sign that has been partially broken such that it only reads "ENT IRRIGATION"The scene from Lord of the rings the Two towers where a dam is broken and the Ents destroy Isengard
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 21/09/2026
Little diva head come off
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Soup Of Graffiti @supergraffiti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Knight of the Cool S
Illustration on white paper, with yellow, purple, blue highlighters, black ballpoint and fine liner pens, and black china marker. It is of a knight in a suit of armour which has references to the Cool S doodle all over it. He is holding a sword and shield and in kind of a defensive pose
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What’s this
Boomer the tuxedo cat, he’s curled up next to me on the bed with his paws all folded over each other
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We can destroy Tilly Norwood by having One journalist ask it’s opinion on Palestine and Israel
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is high art youtu.be/vPO-i6TOqB0?...
youtu.be
A Band of Starships [4K]
YouTube video by Serin Jameson
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William Butler Yeets @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Name I've Not Heard
Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Name I've Not Heard
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am WHEEZING www.instagram.com/reel/DcCVTqe...
instagram.com
Instagram
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Digital lettering in a kind of fat marker style colored in bluish-greens. The letters have been extruded and warped back into space in reddish-maroon overwritten in in yellow-green inlines. Everything is outlined in white and set against an irregular mottled grayish-blue background shape. Perched in amongst the letters is seated a small pink bunny with its cheek resting in one paw, looking bored and impatient. The lettering, of course, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Sarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
Eliot from televisions “the magicians”
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We killed it last night
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