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Death first to vultures and scavengers. Amateur drummer. Board game nerd. Computer Eater.

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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Left to right in first pic, right to left in second, top to bottom on menu. I will put a proper list later for alt text, the text capture isn’t cutting it and I’m not dextraous together enough for tying all that, sorry.
5 sake bottles showing their Japanese labelsThe same five bottles in reverse showing their English labels on the backThe sake pairing menu.
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Something borked methinks
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@wmata.com new signage looks good but isn’t helping much if it’s blocked by an ad screen lol.
A WMATA station sign for L’Enfant Plaza. The sign is meant to show which direction along the platform to go for different exits or line transfers a but the entire right side is fully obscured by a screen showing ads.
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At the combination Castle Rat and Unto Others
Our view of the stage at Nevermore Hall in Baltimore, MD
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What’s this
Boomer the tuxedo cat, he’s curled up next to me on the bed with his paws all folded over each other
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He’s not kidding tho
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad for a 10 minute slap job before leaving the house to be on stage
My face, showing off my makeup! Ive sweat through a lot of it but you can see the blue eyeshadow, the pink blush, a hint of the lip gloss; most noticeable is the eyeliner (which has remarkably NOT smudged or run) and star beauty mark under my eye
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Very delighted to receive my copy of the Discworld RPG finally which I spent a frankly absurd amount of money on but it was worth it
A signed art print by Paul Kidby, artist for the Discworld novels, titled “Discworld Relativity”
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(Except I’m actually listening intently and very attracted to their explanation)
Guy shouting in bored girl’s ear meme
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Found @magpie.tips arch nemesis
A person in a red tee that reads “NO NERDS NO BIRDS”
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Spent my birthday money
The boxes for a Amplitank K688 ultracardioid microphone and BM88 low profile boom arm, both from fifine (yes that is spelled correctly)The actual microphone and boom arm, set up attached to my desk.
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh ok
HAIL THREAT... RADAR INDICATED; MAX HAIL SIZE... <75 IN; WIND THREAT... RADAR INDICATED; MAX WIND GUST... 60 MPH
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hmm, I didn’t bring an umbrella to work today
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
longe
Boomer the tuxedo cat, he’s laying across my torso with his body fully extended and his tail draped so he looks like a long tube
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
From reading the details of how this works I feel like this graph is backwards - smaller numbers are better here! I was sad about my lexicon score (I like using weird words) but turns out I’m better than average at it The rest makes perfect sense tho lol Get your own reading at b.mino.mobi/palm
A “palm reading” of my bluesky account analyzing how machine-like my posts are. I unfortunately score quite highly on that scale but my “best” score is a 43rd percentile for word uniqueness
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Baby levels intensifying
Boomer the tuxedo cat again; he’s laying on his back with his front paws and chin tucked to his chest, and his back paws splayed out with his tail curled up between them
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What’s this
Boomer the tuxedo cat laying on his back in an absurd positionThe same cat, just in another position
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Jumbo shrimp
Boomer the tuxedo cat, lying asleep in a curled position with his feet extended like a shrimp tail
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
American politics in a nutshell
Three shelf markers in a bookstore, reading “Politics”, “Politics”, and “The Left”
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Slug
Boomer the tuxedo cat lying on an ottoman, he’s elongated and irregularly shaped which gives him a very slug-like appearance
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Tfw no thumbs
Boomer the tuxedo cat sitting atop his stacked cans of cat food
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Please treat yourself to a little joy in the mail and get an Onion subscription
The front page of the latest edition of The Onion, with a full page spread that reads “ONE NATION OVER GOD”The back page of the latest edition of The Onion, another full page spread that says “PROTECTING AMERICA FROM FAIR ELECTIONS”. The page was sponsored by AIPACThe opinion piece in the paper, which reads “All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over” - the writing credit is to Osama bin Laden
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Rowlet the Pokémon holding his head worriedly
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spoilers for Broken World
The top lines of my notebook for our RPG session. They read:

JUL 19 — In the Mines
MANY GNOLLS, NOW HANDLE IT
They’re vampiric and life-draining
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Asking the tough questions, like why he’s got such a cute face
Boomer the tuxedo cat sitting on my chest
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Forg
A small blue poison dart tree frog with black spots, sitting prominently on a rock in his enclosureAnother frog, same style as the first, this one hiding under some plants
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
New glasses finally arrived
It’s me! My new glasses are black rectangular cat-eye rims with some white/clear “frosting” around the cat eye corners. The lenses are a subtle rose color giving me a little bit of a smoky look.
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We did find her later tho
The box for an AIO CPU cooler with an anime girl on it
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh
The same aisle, zoomed in more. It says “GAMING WIFI6”
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
GAMING WIFE?!
A closer shot of the same aisle form the last post. You can make out the text now which appears to say “GAMING WIFE”
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wait, is that…
Long shot of an aisle in Micro Center, you can’t quite make out the text on the motherboard boxes
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Roast turkey
Boomer the tuxedo cat, sitting on a cat toy. The way he’s sitting his back half looks like a turkey
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Dogg one guy made all this out of aluminum foil and cardboard over a period of fourteen years Don’t ever let anyone tell you your art isn’t good enough
An exhibit at the Smithsonian American Art Museum, titled “The Throne of the Third Heaven of the Nations’ Millennium General Assembly”, created by James Hampton
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ok I made myself get out just to get over the inertia, probably go to the portrait gallery. First, lunch
A flight of beers; from front to back, they are numbers 34, 28, 19, and 1 on the next page19 Brouweri) Corsendonk Corsendonk Blond
Belgian Blonde • Turnhout, Vlaams Gewest • 6.5% ABV

This beer has hops aromas on the nose with spices and fruit notes. Spice on the palate with wellbalanced bitterness lingering in the finish.

28. Toppling Goliath King Sue
IPA - Imperial • Decorah, IA • 8.2% ABV

Full-bodied, hazy double IPA Citra-hopped for a juicy combination of mango, orange, and pineapple flavors. Finishes with a grapefruit aroma and ferocious bite.

34. Other Half Escapist's Daydream
Sour - Fruited Berliner Weisse • Brooklyn, NY • 6% ABV

Painkiller cocktail-inspired Berliner Weisse brewed with pineapple, orange, and coconut.

1. Brouwerij Verhaeghe Duchesse de Bourgogne
Sour - Flanders Red Ale • Anzegem, Vlaams Gewest - 6.2% ABV

Duchesse de Bourgogne from Brouwerij Verhaeghe is the traditional Flemish red ale. This refreshing ale is matured in oak casks; smooth with a rich texture and interplay of passion fruit
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bro is goin HAM on that tree
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is so fucking good
A beer menu from Mayan Monkey Brewing in Gaithersburg, MD; I have circled a beer titled ROSA, which is described as a “mulberry wood smoked amber lager”
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What’s this
Boomer the tuxedo cat asleep on a bed, his front paws are curled up by his chest and his back paws are crossed over with his tail tucked around them
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’m at Godfrey’s house
Godfrey the orange and white cat, he’s loafed up with his tail tucked under his paws and you can see his handsome green eyes
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The webcomic “Hark! A Vagrant” depicting Edgar Allen Poe squinting at a letter in his hands, a baffled look on his face
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Enjoying the levels of Genderfuck I’m putting into the world today
It’s me in the mirror! I’m tall and white, wearing maroon colored shiny doc martens, navy blue sheer tights, leopard print shorts, a navy blue high-neck tank top tucked in, a silver chainmaille bracelet, a wire choker necklace strung with colorful beads that spell my name, earrings that look like glittery sunglasses, and a red baseball cap worn backwards
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Black nose, he’s so cute
Boomer the tuxedo cat, he’s sitting on my chest with his little white paws folded in front of him, his long white whiskers and black nose showing prominently. His eyes are closed and he was almost certainly purring when this picture was taken
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I appreciate this slutty masc elf representation
A mockup of an elf with dual curved swords, wearing thigh-high heeled boots, extremely tight pants that are low ride enough to show his cum gutters, no shirt with an 8 pack, and long flowing hair with a choker
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It is Caturday and thus cats get priority lap space over laptop computers
Boomer the tuxedo cat, sitting in @asterionhex.monster’s lap while they hold a laptop in their hands over top of him
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Wow right after I posted this
Boomer the tuxedo cat, same couch but now he’s got his head upside down and his paws curled up under his chin
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Get a job
Boomer the tuxedo cat lounging sleepily on a blue couch
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My shiny from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social arrived this week! The very cool pattern on the inner band was a pleasant surprise
A black ring with a small amethyst set in it - the inner band of the ring has a very cool blue and red swirl pattern
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I was just about to post the same thing lmao
A partial selfie of me, showing the JUROR sticker I’m currently wearing
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The scene kid and the baddie they picked up at the AFI show
It’s me and @asterionhex.monster! They have a blue streak in their hair, a black band tee, and tinted glasses, while I have dark thick makeup and chunky jewelry in a spaghetti strap top
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We have fun here (in discussion re: gear.blizzard.com/products/wow...)
A discord conversation wherein we are discussing a fictional object, riffing on a World of Warcraft joke about a legendary sword. The text:

yatesc
what about Thunderfury, Blessed Bottle Opener of the Wineseeker

BoscJoe, Just a Bear
I would also windmill slam that

Choeurl
It would be tough not to buy a Thunderfury, Blessed Bottle Opener of the Wineseeker

Nullzone
Anyone would be proud to own Thunderfury, Blessed Bottle Opener of the Wineseeker

yatesc
I'm genuinely surprised Blizzard went with Frostmourne over selling Thunderfury, Blessed Bottle Opener of the Wineseeker instead
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Get a job!!
Boomer the tuxedo cat lounging lazily on a couch, his leg dangling off the sideHiphop the black cat curled up on a lovesac, it looks like a comically large cat bed
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