IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 8hWilliam T. Riker has, will, and can never cum first. #nocontext 050
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 10htold my drum teacher I went to see Castle Rat last week instead of my drum lesson, he immediately looked them up, started playing SIREN, and then was like “time to learn double kick!” 170
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 10hA bag is thinking too small.static.klipy.comCheese WheelAlt: Cheese Wheel 010
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 20hstatic.klipy.comLetterkenny: Softer Than a Tootsie Roll Fruit CupAlt: A scene from Letterkenny: Wayne telling someone they’re “Softer Than a Tootsie Roll Fruit Cup” 010
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 21hWas a new session but I will accept that I might have come in under edge TTL :) 100
Reposted by IKEA LesbianBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes, in my stomach. I swallowed some dice 116334
Reposted by IKEA LesbianAaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz 844289468
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think I see the problem, you’re using your finger, that only works on a smartphone. Analog medium needs analog inputs. Got a PS/2 mouse lying around? The yellower the better 110
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Anything can be breakfast, yes. But as I said to someone else, “pizza for breakfast” is not the same as “breakfast pizza” 100
Reposted by IKEA Lesbianmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4990201661
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Pizza for breakfast” is not the same as “breakfast pizza” tho 220
Reposted by IKEA LesbianEllie Dawn 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026The pay me in shoiks 214398937
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/09/20261) the picture is 100% advertising the business 2) You will absolutely never guess what the business is 210
Reposted by IKEA Lesbiancharlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026need this shirt so bad 2432051205
Reposted by IKEA LesbianAmber @risettemd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We live in a media environment where misinformation and propaganda are free, but actual investigative journalism is paywalled. That's not conducive to a functioning democracy which is predicated on voters having access to objectivity. 2275
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So like it absolutely seemed like comedic incompetence at the time! 010
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Especially when his whole schtick was “oh I’m not the guy you’re here to see, I’m his barista but I’ve been practicing” 210
Reposted by IKEA LesbianCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 246242545640
Reposted by IKEA LesbianWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation 701565259
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Artists have enough of a hard time right now, I don’t want to stir up trouble 100
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Makes me not want to be a willing participant tho, like maybe I’m too enthusiastic about it and it really is reckless? idk 320
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know I can’t really help someone else’s feelings and I genuinely felt bad even the second it actually happened, I was aiming for his center mass (he said throw at him!) and my aim was just off 130
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026After the show (which went fine, I guess? He didn’t actually try to get the bread trick from the others after that) I tried to go up and apologize and he wasn’t having it, he was GENUINELY upset with me as though I had done it recklessly or on purpose. My apologies were met with “I need to pack” 120
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He only calls me back after like three minutes while he’s continuing the show - and only after looking back at me several times and realizing I wasn’t actually leaving. (My party may also have looked back for me, not sure there) 120
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He stops the show, turns directly to me, and is like hey, that isn’t cool, I’m inviting you to participate and you could really get someone hurt Thinking it was part of the act, I’m of course apologetic but offer to leave and he’s like yeah you should - so I do, and turn to stand about 30’ out 120
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Had a great time at the renaissance festival until we sat to watch a juggling act, in which he threw six audience members (myself included) stale dinner rolls. He then did some knife juggling, and asked us to throw them back on a 3 count. I did and accidentally beaned him in the head with mine 370
Reposted by IKEA LesbianDeus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026Please imagine an enchanted sword talking exactly like Coach McGuirk going “Holga. Holga. Hey Holga. Holga” 1182
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is the specific one I have but jetpens has a bunch of options depending on your needs; I chose it for size (many binder notebooks either need a large minimum page count or larger form factor) and that the paper type is widely available (plus it comes in cool colors I liked) 130
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026www.jetpens.com/KOKUYO-Campu...jetpens.comKOKUYO Campus Notebooks: Perfect for School or the Office | JetPensFeaturing smooth, high-quality paper in a variety of sizes and bindings, KOKUYO Campus notebooks are an excellent choice for students. 120
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Japanese notebooks sequent have a “binder like” setup where you can thread pages in/out of them, without it being quite so fragile or bulky as your typical 3-ring - I have one for dnd character sheets so I can add pages, will find a link 260
IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comReject RealityAlt: Adam Savage on Mythbusters, saying “I reject your reality and substitute my own” 010