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@nullzone.bsky.social
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Death first to vultures and scavengers. Amateur drummer. Board game nerd. Computer Eater.

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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 6h
Yo is this the new Spinners space??
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 8h
William T. Riker has, will, and can never cum first. #nocontext
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 17h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 9h
lmao
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 9h
Vibecoded-ass app
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 9h
Wait isn’t that their team
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 10h
told my drum teacher I went to see Castle Rat last week instead of my drum lesson, he immediately looked them up, started playing SIREN, and then was like “time to learn double kick!”
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 10h
A bag is thinking too small.
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Cheese Wheel
Alt: Cheese Wheel
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 13h
A Rolls Royce too
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 14h
SON OF A BEACH SOMEONE WAS FASTER THAN ME
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 19h
Yay I got blocked by Aaron for a letterkenny gif
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cryptic 🔄 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 20h
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Letterkenny: Softer Than a Tootsie Roll Fruit Cup
Alt: A scene from Letterkenny: Wayne telling someone they’re “Softer Than a Tootsie Roll Fruit Cup”
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 20h
We’re on the same page :) Will poke later
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 21h
Was a new session but I will accept that I might have come in under edge TTL :)
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 21h
Something borked methinks
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes, in my stomach. I swallowed some dice
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 23h
Such majestic whiskers
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Attagirl
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I see the problem, you’re using your finger, that only works on a smartphone. Analog medium needs analog inputs. Got a PS/2 mouse lying around? The yellower the better
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anything can be breakfast, yes. But as I said to someone else, “pizza for breakfast” is not the same as “breakfast pizza”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Pizza for breakfast” is not the same as “breakfast pizza” tho
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone should invent breakfast pizza
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1) the picture is 100% advertising the business 2) You will absolutely never guess what the business is
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We live in a media environment where misinformation and propaganda are free, but actual investigative journalism is paywalled. That's not conducive to a functioning democracy which is predicated on voters having access to objectivity.
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
actual lol
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So like it absolutely seemed like comedic incompetence at the time!
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Especially when his whole schtick was “oh I’m not the guy you’re here to see, I’m his barista but I’ve been practicing”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Artists have enough of a hard time right now, I don’t want to stir up trouble
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think that’s just called edging
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Makes me not want to be a willing participant tho, like maybe I’m too enthusiastic about it and it really is reckless? idk
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know I can’t really help someone else’s feelings and I genuinely felt bad even the second it actually happened, I was aiming for his center mass (he said throw at him!) and my aim was just off
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After the show (which went fine, I guess? He didn’t actually try to get the bread trick from the others after that) I tried to go up and apologize and he wasn’t having it, he was GENUINELY upset with me as though I had done it recklessly or on purpose. My apologies were met with “I need to pack”
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He only calls me back after like three minutes while he’s continuing the show - and only after looking back at me several times and realizing I wasn’t actually leaving. (My party may also have looked back for me, not sure there)
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He stops the show, turns directly to me, and is like hey, that isn’t cool, I’m inviting you to participate and you could really get someone hurt Thinking it was part of the act, I’m of course apologetic but offer to leave and he’s like yeah you should - so I do, and turn to stand about 30’ out
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a great time at the renaissance festival until we sat to watch a juggling act, in which he threw six audience members (myself included) stale dinner rolls. He then did some knife juggling, and asked us to throw them back on a 3 count. I did and accidentally beaned him in the head with mine
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
Please imagine an enchanted sword talking exactly like Coach McGuirk going “Holga. Holga. Hey Holga. Holga”
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Sequent” what the fuck Bex FREQUENTLY.
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the specific one I have but jetpens has a bunch of options depending on your needs; I chose it for size (many binder notebooks either need a large minimum page count or larger form factor) and that the paper type is widely available (plus it comes in cool colors I liked)
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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KOKUYO Campus Notebooks: Perfect for School or the Office | JetPens
Featuring smooth, high-quality paper in a variety of sizes and bindings, KOKUYO Campus notebooks are an excellent choice for students.
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Japanese notebooks sequent have a “binder like” setup where you can thread pages in/out of them, without it being quite so fragile or bulky as your typical 3-ring - I have one for dnd character sheets so I can add pages, will find a link
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Reject Reality
Alt: Adam Savage on Mythbusters, saying “I reject your reality and substitute my own”
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Certainly for spooky season at least!
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