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Melanie B

@notscaryspice.bsky.social
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led by FOMO like a lemming 😈💩👾🥟🧜🏻‍♀️😸🏎️🍾♐️🏳️‍🌈

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Shadow Docket Haunted House @nicoleoking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There was a brief wave of violent crime in Chicago in 2025, but most of the perps were not from Illinois
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
werner herzog with speech bubble
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/10/2026
Big update at the link (www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...), but here's the tl;dr:
Bernie Sanders “I am once again asking for your financial support” meme, with my tiny baby head, from the same photo as my profile pic, very badly photoshopped onto him
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 03/10/2026
Busan has a new resident named Bukangi, a shark who started chilling in the canals near the train station a couple weeks ago. The city has been trying all sorts of schemes to gently lead her back to the ocean but she foils every attempt and swims back and forth being admired by crowds of fans.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry for that shit i said when i was in soup mode
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please please please let it be the october surprise
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Melanie B @notscaryspice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teared up (in a good way) at work yesterday- my boss visited our Manila team last week, and they sent him back with a bunch of snacks and packed patterned headbands for me. 🥹
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
JCO is defending furries fyi
Joyce Carol Oates O @Joyce CarolOates
trying to think how an illegal immigrant- radical Islamic person in a bunny suit could be a threat to national security.
Coach Tommy Tuberville * ml @SenTuber... • 1d
Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots.
Lord help us.
11:14 AM • 9/27/26 • 5.1K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
person in a bunny suit is a "threat to workers paycheck." how, exactly?
fa Dr. Masked Defender @MaskedDefender-6h They are a threat to workers paycheck. Not your though rich lady. So you dont care.
3:54 PM • 9/27/26 • 3.3K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
Mr. Mask, you are confused. the only creatures in bunny suits threatening field workers would be actual bunnies. to charge actual bunnies with wearing "bunny suits" is redundant.
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LOL. You all think field workers and meat plant workers and hotel maids are OVERPAID in America and we should bring in 50 million migrants to lower their wages. Shame on you.
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Melanie B @notscaryspice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at an airport chili’s too, witnessed a young cook with a middle eastern accent call his coworker, an old white lady with a classic Chicago accent, “habibi” and it was clearly with endearment and received as such not to get patriotic on main but that’s the shit that truly makes America great
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m glad she stayed on X because if she was mostly Bluesky it’d be like having an apex predator in a rural village. She’s got all she can eat over there and the victims deserve it.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The lawyer for the Venezuelan man shot by ICE yesterday says he was discharged from the hospital and transferred to ICE detention while the bullet was still inside of him, and that in Pearsall he's not received any pain meds and was forced to sleep on the floor.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*opens a huge box of random cables that I've had for 5 years* Son, one day all this will be yours
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Melanie B @notscaryspice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
was trying to explain why Tom Skilling being at @riotfest.bsky.social was such a big deal to my friend who is not from Chicago but lives here now, and he said “Chicago just really loves to have an inside joke with itself.”
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this week has gone on long enough tbh
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Melanie B @notscaryspice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“well you’re not a good hearer either” is probably one of the best reality tv retorts of all-time #thetraitorsus #thetraitorsnewblood
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Melanie B @notscaryspice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Spoken like someone who has never had a Dutch person give them drop.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is really well done, great tour of recent history for those who might not understand the rights trans people have lost or the devastation in learning some Democrats want to entrench those losses rather than reverse them.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
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julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
If this man has no haters I’ve not only died, but they’ve decapitated and destroyed my body in such a way that I can’t be resurrected using the sheer amount of disgust I have for him.
noted bum Zac Affleck
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Melanie B @notscaryspice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#slomw s5 ina nutshell
Chase McWhorter, ex-husband of Miranda from *Secret Lives of Mormon Wives*, saying “Idiot guys have to stick together.”
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Melanie B @notscaryspice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There’s something so funny to me about Messi playing soccer with a Lowe’s logo on his sleeve
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I remember about 72 hours of unprecedented global goodwill where every nation on earth was reaching out with messages of support for the American people and even people who hated George W. were willing to give him a chance to be a good leader, and then he took a huge dump on all of it immediately
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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ALJ Dredd @unionsaltbae.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Coyote v Acme is the first movie since My Cousin Vinny to capture the essence of what it means to be a lawyer. In this essay I will
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For literally centuries men have been acquitted of murder because they were *really, really upset* that their wife / ex-wife was sleeping with somebody else.
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Ironbound @ironbound.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Man this guy sucks
Last September, when an aide told Fetterman that officials with the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, known as CHOP, wanted to meet because they were worried about Medicaid cuts, he was dismissive.
Fetterman
Why do I have to keep having to meet with chop
Aide
Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.
Fetterman
Well I'm not
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I'm convinced they just want free trips to DC
Source: messages reviewed by WSJ
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem, groundbreaking feminist campaigner, dies aged 92
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Gloria Steinem, groundbreaking feminist campaigner, dies aged 92
Famous for the 1963 exposé in which she worked as a Playboy Bunny, her books and journalism took on many varieties of discrimination Gloria Steinem, the American feminist and journalist whose activism helped push through greater rights for women around the world has died, aged 92. Steinem “passed away peacefully at her home in New York City, surrounded by some of the many who loved her”, a statement shared to her Instagram page said. Continue reading...
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 03/09/2026
A 6.6-inch ‘gargantuan’ hailstone from March storms in Kankakee broke Illinois record, weather officials say
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A 6.6-inch ‘gargantuan’ hailstone from March storms in Kankakee broke Illinois record, weather officials say
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
pronouncing wednesday phonetically until i push all my loved ones away
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Stranger: wtf is wrong with you? Me: *deep breath
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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'll just floss tomorrow
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This was my favorite interaction.
Dazed_Slickman2 posts:
Been a big fan of your work since I was young.
I must ask as it has been bugging me for quite some time; When Judge Doom was defeated in "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit", why did you choose to side hug the Road Runner rather than eat him? Mind you, this was the closest you got to capturing him in your thousands and thousands of attempts. 

Under this comment is a still from the movie, with Wile side hugging the RR. 

WileECoyoteAMA posted a reply image with Wile E Coyote with kind of a shocked face (like he’d been caught doing something bad), and he’s pointing to a sign that reads: It was an emotional day.
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Democrats should be expected to condemn this bigoted shit, not Piker
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 02/09/2026
what a horrific time to be alive
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/09/2026
Sept 1st? oh u know that's SOUP SZN
Acorn squash + potato soup with fried leeks & shichimi
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As a millennial the Iraq war was when I learned America felt no responsibility for human life abroad and hurricane Katrina was when I learned it felt no responsibility for American lives either
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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👻Calvinboo Congress👻 @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
finally, accurate Floridian representation on television
show poster for monsters of God on HBO
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Melanie B @notscaryspice.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Monsters of God (doc about reptile smuggling from the guy who made Tiger King) is so entertaining
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Melanie B @notscaryspice.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If anything comes from Tim Curry’s death: - first, I hope it’s this. - second, I hope it’s more people watching his film Legend (1985), a movie I first watched after eating at least 3x too many weed brownies and then had to rewatch the next day just to confirm that my brain hadn’t made it up.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And now we wait
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again.
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Democratic Socialists of America extends our deepest condolences to the family, friends, and fans of Dolly Parton, a hero of the working-class and an inspiration to us all.Donald J. Trump
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Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will. In her honor, I am lowering the American flag throughout the United States for a one week period beginning tonight at 6:00PM. Rest in Peace, Dolly! The World loves you. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So true. Another truth: when someone with a platform (or significant financial means) becomes aware of an urgent societal problem, but chooses to remain silent and do nothing, publicly or privately, it’s not just a personal decision. It’s a political one as well.
Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com
The reason why people think Dolly was "politically neutral" is because they don't understand being political as a series of actions born of commitment to an idea. Being political as defined by the pundit class is to be in front of a microphone delivering sound bytes, it's something to be devoured 8:54 AM • Aug 26, 2026 8 Some people can reply
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sagittarius: People will find you too sensitive to criticism but they won’t understand that criticism killed your father in a boating “accident” that the police refuse to investigate.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
On Apple TV+ you can see a live feed from every F1 driver's cockpit and also Freddie Fox's performance in Slow Horses. If British Private School Tattletale Voice is what you're after, there's no better place in the world to find it
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Melanie B @notscaryspice.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If I had a nickel for every time I ended up drinking at the bar of the Weber Grill in Chicago, I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it is weird it happened twice.
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Melanie B @notscaryspice.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I keep seeing the ads for Reacher and thinking to myself “they gave Reacher bisexual lighting” in the exact same tone that I would say “they did surgery on a grape”
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