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Jess 🐴

@notmoro.bsky.social
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Your internet auntie. So behave yourselves. She/her. (Are YOU following 10,000 accounts or more? I don't know how many times I need to say this: BEGONE. I don't want to join your internet horde. Go away.)

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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 1h
i can feel the spookiness in the air
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 2h
This was my Britain. It's never coming back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 1h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Jess 🐴 @notmoro.bsky.social · 1h
Inside of you are four wolves, and three of them are idiots
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 1h
Things That Can Fly
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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 5h
[with gritted teeth] the WHIMSY will be INCREASED proportional to the DIFFICULTIES
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frank: print witch @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 5h
please look at this golden boi, a handsome fella Limited edition linoprint, 3 left now, available here >>> shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/ceff...
a linoprint of a golden horse with a fish tail on a dark blue background
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Jess 🐴 @notmoro.bsky.social · 8h
Is Jess looking forward to this game, you may ask yourselves. 🐮
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 14h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Jess 🐴 @notmoro.bsky.social · 21h
They go "Pew pew pew." I miss them.
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Illustory 🌈✨ @illustoryart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Long story short: I’m an asylum seeker in France now. I don’t know how long this process will take, but for I still can’t officially work here. So I’m looking for any opportunity to earn money to be able to pay for rent and food. Please, read and share this post ❤️‍🩹 ko-fi.com/illustory
WE NEED HELP
Please, read and share this!
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We are a group of queer artists, and we are in big trouble.
In April 2025, we immigrated to France, seeking a safe place to live and make art.
Our humanitarian visas expired a year ago.
Since then, we have been trying to get legal status in France.
To be able to work, open a bank account, get health insurance and just have some basic human rights.
We spent a whole year fighting for our lives against Strasbourg Prefecture and we lost.All this time we couldn't properly work, so we were burning our savings.
In August, all three of us were denied a residence permit.
According to the Prefecture, the only option for us To stay legally in France is to become asylum seekers.
About a week ago, we sent out our applications for the asylum.
Now we are looking at another indefinite stretch of time, before we are summoned to Paris for interviews.
It might be two months, three months, half of a year or even more... no one knows for sure.We had planned for a year without documents max, and now it's been a year and a half already.
No matter how hard we tried to stretch our savings, they have run out.
Currently, we don't have enough money to pay for rent and food in November.
It's hard for me to admit that, but we are in huge trouble, with all our hopes and plans ruined by the French bureaucracy.
We really need your help and every little bit matters, so I came up with some options for how you can support us.HOW YOU CAN HELP
❤️ Share this post to bring attention
❤️ Join my monthly Club at Ko-fi
❤️ Participate in my art originals sale this week
❤️ Donate a few cacaos at Ko-fi
❤️ Buy some of our merch (big sale at Ko-fi next week!)
❤️ Order a commission artwork
❤️ Vote in the interest checks for our new projects (soon)
❤️ Go visit our printshops
❤️ If you have a job for freelance illustrators, please let us know!
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're on The Pill, you probably already know this but don't eat activated charcoal if you're using the pill as your sole birth control!
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John Edwards @euclidianboxes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pratchett was ahead of the game once again.
“Bingeley-bingeley beep!” said a cheerful voice from his pocket. 
“Damn!” said Vimes, but it was too late. 
“It is,” said the voice, which had the squeaky friendly quality that begs to be strangled, “about... nineish.” 
“Nineish?”
“Yep. Nineish. Precisely about nineish.” 
Vimes rolled his eyes. “Precisely about nineish?” he said, pulling a small box out of his pocket and opening the lid. The demon inside gave him an angry look. 
“Yesterday you said,” it said, “that if I, and I quote, Didn’t Stop all that Eight Fifty-Six and Six Seconds Precisely business I Would Be Looking at a Hammer From Below. And when I said, Mr. Insert Name Here, that this would invalidate my warranty, you said that I could take my warranty and--” 
“I thought you’d lost that thing,” said Carrot. 
“Hah,” said the Dis-organizer, “really? You thought he did? I don’t call putting something in your trouser pockets just before they go into the wash losing it.” 
“That was an accident,” muttered Vimes. 
“Oh? Oh? And dropping me in the dragon’s feeding bowl, that was accidental, too, was it?”
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is really good work. The level of detail they’ve managed to uncover about who invested and how they benefited is extraordinary
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Finding Britain’s Slave Traders with David Olusoga
An uncomfortable history, but part of Britain's story. David Olusoga reveals the fullest picture yet of the British traders who trafficked millions of Africans into slavery.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 29/09/2026
Thinking a lot lately about the men I know who are willfully ignorant about power dynamics and how I don’t *know* they’ve done anything specifically worse than be willfully ignorant about power dynamics but also if I had to guess which of my acquaintances had, I’d guess them first.
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Jess 🐴 @notmoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
£4,667? Nooo! £50 is an even number! EVEN I SAY. WHY, THE MATHS??
A £50 contribution does not necessarily make for an even numbered total.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/09/2026
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it me, or does Michaelmas start earlier every year?
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
13 Monsters Good And True I think there are so many genuine monsters in the world that I am consoling myself by drawing little monsters who are good.
Drawing of 13 little 'monsters', rather cute little critters who wouldn't harm a fly, in fact they'd probably give it a bowl of milk and a tiny bed for the night.
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw this sign posted on Tumblr and thought "is that a chainsaw, or is it in fact an extremely hardcore duck?"
A photo of a sign that indicates "no chainsaws allowed", made from a stylized image of a chainsaw surrounded by a red circle with a diagonal line through it. The photo was taken by the person who runs the qualitysigns.tumblr.com blog in Doncaster, UK, in 2025. A picture of a duck by me. The duck's head is shaped like the chainsaw from the sign in the previous image and the rest of the duck is spiky and studded to match. The caption says "chainsaw duck".
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."
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Sabrebash! @sabrebash.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
An oldie. If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. 1/4 #comic #nitw #nightinthewoods
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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frank: print witch @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hi hello here is a massive raven perched on a mountain range. limited edition - just five prints available 👀 shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/cigf... #printmaking #raven #crow #artsky #art
linoprint of a massive highly-patterned raven perched on a mountain range
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Jess 🐴 @notmoro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today will mostly be a day of Unexpected Socializing
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pope Innocent III,who died in 1216, spoke of a certain kind of older man, who is "easily provoked", "will believe anything and question nothing", is "stingy and greedy" and "praises the good old days and hates the present." Reform UK's voter base has been knocking around for a very long time.
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Jess 🐴 @notmoro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Papas and the Papas
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 26/09/2026
Friends - we are soft launching our It’s a Superpower?? season 2 Crowdfunder on here before we release it into the wild next week so our most dedicated listeners have a chance to make us look a lil popular first. If you have the means, we can’t overstate how helpful your pledges are.
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It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 26/09/2026
They have so much stuff in their shop! Hampers, clothes, books, games. And - and I cannot stress this enough - a crab multi-tool. 🦀 shop.rnli.org/products/cra...
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Kikkerland Crab Multi-tool
This crab-shaped multi-tool comes with scissors, bottle opener, screwdriver, can opener, and a rope saw.
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stone mask from the neolithic period dates to 7000 BC and is probably the oldest mask in the world (Musée de la Bible et de la Terre Sainte)
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Kitty Dorkling @kittydorkling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The road goes upward towards the light; but the laden traveler may never reach the end of it.
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 26/09/2026
かに
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DerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apologies for my lack of new Fat Bear action this week. Please enjoy these hefty chonks by way of compensation #Art #FatBearWeek
Illustration of a fat brown bear emerging from water holding a salmon in its mouth
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[Tom Baker, throwing the door open]: AH! GALLIFREY!!
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Mystery behind why portable toilet has been left on road for nearly a week
The portaloo had been causing confusion amongst residents after it appeared on Battenhall Road late last week.
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
- I'm going to get you! At your computer place! The thing where you make money! The doing room!!! - Watch out. I think he means business.
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Ada Lovelace Day @adalovelaceday.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ada Lovelace Day is coming up again on 13 Oct and, as you know, these days it is almost entirely unfunded. I've been invited to speak at or attend a few events, all of which I've said yes to because the mission won't further itself. I'm also still writing my report...
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, all in all, I can recommend Cary Elwes’ ‘As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of The Princess Bride’ highly. William Goldman’s 1993 tribute to André is lovely, too: books.google.co.uk/books?id=DBo...
...Gone at 46, he was the most popular figure on any movie set I've ever been on. If he asked you to dinner, he paid, but when you asked him, he paid. One actor, after several free meals, snuck into the kitchen to pay. He felt himself being lifted up in the air. The actor was Arnold Schwarzenegger: "He turned me so I was facing him, and said, ‘I pay’. Then he carried me back to the table like a little boy." Sometimes children and grown-ups would see him and be terrified. Sometimes children would see him, shriek with glee, and begin clambering all over him. There is a scene at the end of Princess Bride where Robin Wright jumped out of the castle window, and Andre was to catch her at the bottom. The shot was set up for Robin to be lifted a foot. Maybe two. The first take, he caught her and gasped, suddenly white like paper, and almost fell to his knees. His back was bad. And getting worse. Andre once said to Billy Crystal, "We do not live long, the big and the small." Alas.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Directed by DAVID LYNCH.
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness.
A tuxedoed Jim Henson sits in a sea of Muppets.
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
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(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City
Porco in the cockpit of his plane smoking a cigarette and giving a thumbs up
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wendell the sweetbitter unmanageable creature @wendellwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this was an awkward way to find out i've be deemed a satanist but i guess this is a good time to dust off my habit and get to work.
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Sister Unity - With a Compliance Response to VP JD Vance
YouTube video by Sister Unity
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
How Not to Disappear by Victoria Adukwei Bulley www.divasofverse.com/2022/06/how-...
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How Not to Disappear by Victoria Adukwei Bulley
How Not to Disappear   “I told a police officer that my son was missing, please help me find him, and she said: ‘If you can’t find your son,...
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here it is.
diet. Would it not be better if they spent more money on wholesome things like oranges and wholemeal bread or if they even, like the writer of the letter to the New Statesman, saved on fuel and ate their carrots raw?
Yes, it would, but the point is that no ordinary human being is ever going to do such a thing. The ordinary human being would sooner starve than live on brown bread and raw carrots. And the peculiar evil is this, that the less money you have, the less inclined you feel to spend it on wholesome food. A millionaire may enjoy breakfasting off orange juice and Ryvita biscuits; an unemployed man doesn't. Here the tendency of which I spoke at the end of the last chapter comes into play.
When you are unemployed, which is to say when you are underfed, harassed, bored and miserable, you don't want to cat dull wholesome food. You want something a little bit "tasty". There is always some cheaply pleasant thing to tempt you. Let's have three pennorth
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't be evil, kindness is good, make your memorial last through love of you. (Instruction of Merikare) (ALL)
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can still listen to a thing I did for BBC Radio 3 about St Robert's Cave, in case you're interested: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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BBC Radio 3 - The Essay, Empty Spaces, Jay Hulme - St Roberts Cave, Knaresborough
Poet Jay Hulme enters a medieval hermit’s cave to uncover faith in solitude.
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My Etsy shop is open again! I make gemstone and wire jewelry and art inspired by space. Every piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade by me. I'm busily restocking the shop; and I'm happy to make custom pieces. Check it out at elakdawalla.etsy.com
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elakdawalla - Etsy
Shop Emily's Space Craft by elakdawalla located in Los Angeles, California.
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