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Jess (a ghost) 💀

@notmoro.bsky.social
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Your internet auntie. So behave yourselves. She/her. (Are YOU following 10,000 accounts or more? I don't know how many times I need to say this: BEGONE. I don't want to join your internet horde. Go away.)

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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 7h
Sneak Peak. #art
Doodle of a small mountain peering seruptitiously from behind a small copse of trees. Text reads SNEAK PEAK
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 5h
*taps the sign*
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 5h
@scriblit.bsky.social Gabby
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 14h
It's how Howard Jones eats his, as well.
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Doodlecats @doodlecats.com · 16h
Sorry, not sorry
a cartoon calico cat next to bubble writing saying Sorry I can't, I have plans with my cat
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Dave @sheepfilms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know it's a bit hard to imagine, but if buses could move, how would they move?
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 16h
This morning we're discussing what it means to be ethnically English. Coming up later we tackle the climate change debate and for today's phone-in we're asking "How much arsenic should you give a child?" Let us know what you think. But first, what happens if I put my entire head into this dark hole?
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 16h
I mean, just look at him.
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 16h
Also might have been him. Hard to tell.
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 16h
That's a message from The Starcat, there
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 16h
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnvc x
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 17h
Whenever I say "For Pete's sake" I do of course mean this guy 👇 bsky.app/profile/gail...
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 17h
@mrnotmoro.bsky.social YES WE ARE I FOUND THE TICKETS oh thank god I panicked
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 17h
@mrnotmoro.bsky.social (We've already booked this, right? ¬.¬)
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 17h
For Pete's sake, go see Rachel Parris! Another instabook here at Chez Jess. Always just *so* funny. TREAT YO SELF.
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 18h
I cannot explain why I just burst out laughing at this shelter dog called Lynette
A screenshot from Dierenbescherming with a 12 year old Romanian dog called Lynette. Lyn has a massive smile on her face.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18h
Do you know a SMALL CHILD? Do you want to delight them with funny stories about magic friends in the wood including a messy unicorn, a mouse in a mecha suit of armour, a bard who only knows one song and the night herself? I wrote these for Tonies! tonies.com/en-gb/book-t...
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Enchanted Bedtime Stories
Are you sitting comfortably? Then we’ll begin. Read by bestselling children's author and podcast host Giovanna Fletcher, this enchanting collection of tonies® original bedtime stories invites little l...
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God I miss Wilkos though.
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At last, a drugstore chain where we can buy beer
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Emoji Aquarium @emojiaquarium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  🐟 🐟     🐟           🐟    🐟🐟                      🐟  🐟     🌿    🌿  🌾 
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I want to play this just so I can thwart clients' demands and give them nothing at all that they've asked for.
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bloody kids of today. They aren't satisfied with manglewurzels or turnips for their Haggedy-Raggedy lanterns. Oh no, they want something non-traditional, something a bit different. Something a bit too bloody orange if you ask me. The spirits won't like it. – Sam Buckle, 1982 #VOH
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@mrnotmoro.bsky.social this is on your birthday
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
aw yiss
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/goattoself?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&stkn=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
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Kevin Cantú @killerswan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
reminds me:
[from Twitter]

Tony Hightower may have
@ThatTonyH:

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present
(Via mltshp.com/p/101CE)

[photo of a yellow street sign that says: WARNING LOW FLYING OWLS with a cardboard sign next to it with a phone number that says LOST CHIHUAHUA]
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 06/10/2026
Solution number 2...
Scruffy, colourful, handwritten text reading "Eat The Rich", each letter bordered in black and against a bright multi-coloured backdrop. There is a wider black border around the outside in the shape of a rounded creature, small feet at the bottom, slightly pointed ears and googly eyes at the top, and pointy teeth above and below the text. It sits against a pale orange rough-edged backdrop.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 06/10/2026
Share: Sign the petition and say no to ID for online access action.openrightsgroup.org/no-id-online...
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Say No to ID for online access
Protect people. Regulate powerful platforms. Keep the internet open. The Government is planning to introduce tough new laws that require all adults to show ID to access to go online. They say this is ...
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh no, did they make a new series of that children's programme you like, but they made it for children instead of for you? Oh no!
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not upping the goal, but I am throwing the GFM link back out. At this point, I just don't know what to do. I really don't. Note that in all of this, I have not touched the KS money sitting in the bank and I will NOT do so. www.gofundme.com/f/chip-in-to...
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Donate to Chip in to help with the cost of existence while I job hunt., organized by Tanya DePass
Update: I initially had no plan to up the goal or change anyt… Tanya DePass needs your support for Chip in to help with the cost of existence while I job hunt.
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YES I want to live in it let's go to Yorkshire immediately
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Why Don't YouTube? @whydontyoutube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
40 YEARS AGO TODAY: "'ello!" The first of forty visits to the cellar of the monster's castle that features The Trap Door, by association the glory of a Willie Rushton voiceover, and the stop-motion skill of future Wallace & Gromit co-director Steve Box.
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The Trapdoor - Breakfast Time
Watch more Cartoons here :https://bit.ly/37L30II Berk is busy preparing his master's breakfast - from worms and other vile concoctions, when a strange yellow creature comes out of the trap door in the kitchen floor and eats the breakfast, closely followed by a large Big Red Thing which chases Berk u
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Compassion, it seems, is a commodity we reserve for animals. Look at the thousands of gushing words devoted these past few days to turning Phoenix the calf and Porky the pig into icons, and you realise what intellectual cowards we are[.]" www.heraldscotland.com/politics/121...
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Jeffrey Archer is dead - let's not forget the woman whose life his lies destroyed
Former Conservative politician turned bestselling writer Jeffrey Archer has died aged 86. Here we tell the story of prostitute Monica Coghlan, whose life he destroyed by his lies.
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Gallagher @mgallagher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just remember:
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He doesn't eat that foreign muck. Don't be absurd.
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Geez. :(
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no. There are no pretty dresses in Graveyard Keeper and I'm feeling their absence (It's Stardew with zombies and I'm really not liking the dissection-for-parts part)
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*doubles your ratings*
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𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲.☘︎ ݁˖ @epurr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mae based borowski
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Kasia Brz @avatarkasia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sometimes drawing a bunch of cats from pinterest gives a sense of normalcy against the everyday everything
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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TimYouster @timyouster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
October 5th. Baroness Klara Weissdorf. Died on 17th April 1892.
A small ghost figurine, in grey, wearing a black scarf with diamond brooch.

October 5th, and it was really only a matter of time before we encountered a Grey Lady.

Allow us to introduce Baroness Klara Weissdorf, who died on 17th April 1892 and has maintained impeccable standards ever since.

Elegant, reserved and unfailingly courteous, Baroness Weissdorf is a lady of the old European aristocracy who appreciates good manners, intelligent conversation and the importance of dressing appropriately for dinner. She speaks several languages, has strong opinions on table linen and can identify an inferior champagne glass from across a moderately sized room.

Her quieter pursuits include Correspondence, Botanical Illustration and the careful restoration of antique lace.

She is also an enthusiastic arm wrestler.

The Baroness rarely discusses this particular passion. She simply removes her jewellery, rolls up one sheet sleeve and issues her challenge.

She remains undefeated
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THEN IT COUNTS
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, bugger. Someone's already done this one
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Jess (a ghost) 💀 @notmoro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've just driven back from a Transformers convention and boy are my arms tires
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 05/10/2026
An unbelievably cute crab I found on the rocks 🦀 It has such beautiful polka dots. Its eyes look sparkly at first, but when you zoom in they look totally wild because of the false pupils✨️ 【YouTube】https://youtube.com/shorts/QHS7NXundI4?si=ZaPQ345j2lR2nLiE
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Jess Bradley @jessbradley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeggs.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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