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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today is the only day you can post this
a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 30/09/2026
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
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matt.j.robb & 16h (€) So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.

Absolutely wild. 1/2

[Embedded image of a series of text messages from a meta muse "agent" given the call sign "Jarvis" (Parts of first message obscured by its logo have been replaced with brackets and ellipses and best guesses from context):]

Heads up, Usman is […] building right now for the MX Keys Mini [. He is sta]nding in front of the Shoppers Drug [Mart.]

$10 by e-transfer. The auto-reply told him to message when he's at your door.

10:28 PM Bad news on the MX Keys Mini pickup. Usman showed up at your building around 9:15 and waited, messaged a bunch of times, and nobody came down. He left angry at 9:38 and left a negative rating.

Worse, my auto-reply told him "Yep I'm here!" at 9:27 when you clearly weren't available, which is on me. That's a bad look and it made the no-show worse.

I've sent him an apology from your account owning it and offering to try again another day. But the negative rating is real, and I should probably stop the auto-replies from claiming you're home when I can't verify that. Want me to change the pickup replies so they don't promise you're there?

[reply, presumably from the threads user]: You gotta never do that ever again don't agree for pickup unless you check with me

[Response from Muse "Agent"]: You're right and I'm sorry. That should never have happened. It's locked in now as a hard rule: i will never […you]'re there unless you've explicitly […] that specific pickup. If someone proposes a time, I'll tell them I'll check and…  Screenshot of a tweet from Ray Wong @raywongy:
    Deleted Muse after seeing this post on Threads about how it told some Facebook Marketplace sellers the guy’s address and they showed up at his door

    Dangerous and creepy

    This would have been 1000x worse if the person was a woman
    4:35 PM · Sep 27, 2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait... WHAT???
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i feel like cookie monster is obsessed with cookies. hell, that’s probably how he got his name
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They said
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Will Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kills me that Raj isn’t over here, this is an instant classic, hung in the rafters.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“The college football season is here. Hope you brought your A-game …” - Jon Bois
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Michael @bravesandbirds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just a complete and absolute lack of ball knowledge on the Right.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/08/2026
hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
These mini croissants make me feel like Andre the Giant. Because he was French..
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 24/08/2026
i do think a lot of mainstreamers have missed the ball on how musk has moved past "rich guy with funny opinions on race science" and into "literally just a nazi"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@jeremysmiles

its crazy how fucked up history is. like i read recently that in the middle ages, europeans killed 35 thousand women suspected to be witches. can you imagine how scary that must have been? to have such a bad witch problem?
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
For the record: NOPE. Honestly, I don’t think there’s an issue today I care about on a personal level more deeply than trans rights. And it’s rough out there right now. Bigots on one side of the political aisle and too many cowards on the other. ⬇️
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jon Heyman skeeting “Breaking: Skubal to Dodgers” and Dan O’Sullivan skeeting “I hate this fucking country.” These posts are related, to me.
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jambo @agoingondog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i regularly say this
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
okay thank you because i feel like i'm going nuts seeing all these people yearning desperately for the No Man Moment. i don't believe for a second that you actually find that ha-ha funny! you just think it makes you sound smart to a) know about it and b) pretend it's hysterical!
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Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love seeing hate for Haley spread nationwide. It’s like watching my favorite local band finally blow up
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mgobronxblue.bsky.social @mgobronxblue.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A really good article about how the web is used, and by whom, has changed dramatically recently and the impact this has had on a lot of the little sites that are the glue for the internet. stephenfollows.com/p/what-just-...
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What just happened to TheNumbers.com should worry us all
If you work in or around the film industry, there is a decent chance you have used the work of The Numbers this month, whether you realise it or not.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
im joking i actually do blame mamdani for this totally bullshit answer, because i think he knows the real one, and i think he would be able to explain it in a way that doesn't sound like a dusty old college prof, and it makes me mad that he wont
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The solution is consequences, by the way. And that doesn’t mean “losing elections” or “public ridicule.” Consequences that are real, that wrongdoers and liars know could happen to them, that bad men genuinely fear facing
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Mobile Suit Golem @kpopncommunism.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Not the use of the word "detained" here to make it appear as though the settlers have some legal capacity to be doing this. If i ran up on a US Rep with a rifle and prevented them from leaving it would be, correctly, described as kidnapping; and doing so with political ends would be terrorism.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 18/05/2026
today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 30/06/2026
i did a triple take at this line. the university of michigan apparently jeopardized a grad student's status and got him detained by ICE for almost a month on this basis, which i can only convey to non-academic folks as "absolute horse shit"
Luke told Kame that he did “not meet the minimum qualifications to serve” as TA for the course because he had not taken the course himself, Kame said.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fuck the reflecting pool. This has not gotten nearly enough coverage or generated the proper outrage. People thrown in prison for 30-50 years for the "crime" ofmaking zines and belonging to a book club!! This is straight-up totalitarian atrocity. Political prisoners thrown in a gulag to rot.
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‘This is injustice’: how leftist zines were used to sentence anti-ICE protesters to decades in prison
Advocates sound alarm after zines were used as evidence to convict protesters of terrorism charges tied to 2025 protest at Texas ICE facility
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It seems somewhat bad that the richest man in the world can use his money to bankrupt individuals or organizations -- including officials who are tasked with holding him accountable -- that accurately point out that his actions plausibly facilitated the deaths of millions.
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TK_Wharton @tkw.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I did not know about the A-pillar blind spot problem (gift article) www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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The Deadly Rise of Giant Trucks and S.U.V.s (Gift Article)
The vehicles on American roads have grown larger — and they are killing thousands more pedestrians, a Times investigation found.
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jambo @agoingondog.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
leftist babes love highz speed rail until , i cum in 90 sec##$onds,zj,w, ,,a,,,,,z 1,^^÷ 4 55
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“We’re seeing them now trying to remove the man from the vase, or perhaps a decorative urn. This looks to be happening in Alabama and the man is continuing to lose his cool. Appears to be heterosexual”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Much like the New York Knicks, whether you’re a fan of Iran or not you have to respect the hustle. They just wanted it more.
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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Michigan Governor caught on hot mic with Oracle CEO Clay Magouyrk, discussing citizen opposition to AI data centers, bragging how she ignores their concerns: “We’re used to people saying 'f*ck no,' & doing it anyway.”🇺🇸
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
your girl on the heaviside that’s why I lay er
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UAW @uaw.org · 05/06/2026
The UAW is proud to endorse Abdul El-Sayed for U.S. Senate UAW members in Michigan want a fighter in Washington, D.C. who isn’t afraid to push forward a strong working-class agenda with moral clarity and Abdul is ready, eager, and well-equipped to move our core issues in the U.S. Senate.
UAW graphic announcing the endorsement of Dr. Abdul El-Sayed for U.S. Senate in Michigan.
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 22/05/2026
The president of Cornell hit two students with his car, lied about what happened, and got away with it. The story illustrates an under-reported crisis in higher education: administrators and the trustees they answer to are increasingly hostile to the idea of college itself. I wrote about it here:
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Who’s to Blame When an Ivy League President Drives Into His Students?
“Ah! He just ran over my fucking foot!”
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is why the Democrats' current obsession with tax cuts is so dangerous. They're paving the way for more extreme proposals like ending progressive taxation altogether. Again, we don't need "Republican lite." We need a party that affirms that paying for the things government does is good.
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Brian Cook, the mgoblog guy @mgoblog.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is going to be a GMac Cash song called "Landlord Fuckin' In My Home"
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I could never leave working in higher ed bc what do you mean regular jobs make you go to work in the summer? it's summer!
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
it is time for the Cubs to do a merch collaboration with Avignon
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