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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 13/10/2026
#OtD which most likely translates to 13 Oct c1157 BC, the first recorded strike in history was first reported. In ancient Egypt, gangs of construction workers building for Ramses III launched sit-down strikes in protest at insufficient food rations shop.workingclasshistory.com/search
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/10/2026
These toilet seat bolts have, legitimately, changed my life. They’re rock solid and your toilet seat will NEVER wiggle
Amazon listing:
SelfTek 4 Pack Toilet Seat Bolts, Hinge Bolt Screws Toilet Seat Fixings Fix Expanding Rubber Top Nuts Screws Mount Seat Hardware Replacement Parts Kit (for 14-16mm hole toilet seats)
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Son I'm sorry but we had to send your dog to a farm. A death farm. For dead pets. More of a trash bag than a farm really. Take out the trash.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Woman on Wooden Floor, c. 2024 by Cedric Thouvenel. French contemporary painter. Oil on canvas | n.d. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lost an old friend yesterday and sometimes it just bums me out how atomizing and separated life is past a certain age. All I want to do is be with our people and everybody's spread to the damn winds and buried under shit to do. You wedge your grief into the time between errands. Time's an asshole.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ok so, the D major chord Dolly’s playing in is notoriously difficult. And this young lady makes it look easy—in full acrylic nails. This is 1979. #Dolly #DollyParton 🖤✨🙏🏽
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@WraithLaFrentz 

Man: why is the speed of light that?

God: what

Man: the speed of light in a vacuum is 299,792,458 meters per second... why?

God: first of all, the speed of light is 1 dumbass
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We all have that one buddy whose purpose was unclear but was likely used in rituals related to harvests and fertility
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
FYI there is no "real" reason why Rome "fell." Its power waned for the usual, mundane reasons: widening gap between rich and poor, inability to maintain infrastructure, incompetent leadership, pointless wars, endless persecution of marginalized groups who performed vital labor, etc.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title above the comic reads, "The organs are a team."
The first panel shows a drawing of a stomach. The stomach says, "I digest food so it can become energy."
The second panel shows a drawing of a heart. The heart says, "I use energy to pump blood."
The third panel shows a drawing of a liver. The liver says, "I take that blood and filter it."
The fourth panel shows a drawing of a brain. The brain says, "I will actively sabotage all of you."
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 21/07/2026
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
HOME DEPOT: We didn't tweak the design or anything. The skeleton just started doing it on its own. And the only thing it says is the exact date that you will die. We cannot kill it because it was born dead.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mihaïl Zablodski (Ukrainian Artist, born 1988) "The Fatigue", 2022. Oil on Canvas, 40 × 80 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
War is a genuinely terrible anti-human phenomenon rife with injustice and misery but Also sometimes this
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Go Norway but I’m not going to lie, I don’t feel entirely comfortable rooting for this many blonde people to accomplish their goal.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the brady bunch relies upon the early deaths of two parents. beneath your frivolous merriment there lies a foundation of bones
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
@johnpavlovitz
In your own words, how would you describe Libertarians?

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House cats. They are convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don’t appreciate or understand.
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 14/06/2026
I can count on one hand the number times I’ve swam in the reflecting pool… It’s 14
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tweet from the garbage shit boy (@davedittell):

"yeah of course I can paint your ceiling." Michelangelo scoffed to himself, "gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho"
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
John Wayne and Reagan both skipped participating in a generational conflict to pretend to be cowboys for money and now all our institutions are controlled by people who thought those movies were real
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Susan Kaye Quinn is Writing Solarpunk 🌞🌱 @susankayequinn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"everyone" = men with money
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In the 1830s everyone in the USA knew
that canal waterways were the future of
commerce. Every state started building a
canal network with the vision of hooking
them all into a national network. In 1837
there was a Great Recession, and the tax
base for the canal work collapsed. When
the economy recovered 5 years later, the
railroad boom was happening and
everyone knew that canals were over.
That's why every city in the Midwest has a
half-finished canal in it. This is a post
about data centers
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 25/05/2026
age is hitting millennials like the 2nd airplane
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Many people have a vested interest in pretending otherwise, but the US research university is globally dominant to an almost unbelievable degree. The typical state university is a football team stapled to a R&D lab with a budget bigger than the entire nation of Belgium.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/02/2025
every single transportation conversation ever
meme of two people talking where one labeled "cyclist" says "i love riding my bike" and the other labeled "average driver" says "i just fantasized about killing you"
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Marginal tax rate at the end of a pitchfork is 100%
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
RFK Jr with a speech bubble
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 03/05/2026
In the Pulitzer Prize award-winning novel Demon Copperhead, a building is described as being scary, "Like being trapped in a Duke Nukem doom castle." But Duke Nukem has no castle levels, even going back to the original sidescrollers, which clearly aren't being referenced here. ...Yes, I'll hold
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Insane being a Californian seeing people post pictures of $4 gas going ‘I don’t know how we’re expected to survive.’ You are a weak people, grown decadent and fat on the sap of the earth. You will welcome our armies as liberators.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Cyclists get mad that drivers are killing and injuring people and are treated as hysterical meanies Drivers throw a fit over losing 4 parking spots and are treated as people with serious concerns over how our streets should be designed
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Don’t want to get too race science-y but I don’t even think the yellow m&m and the green m&m could produce a viable offspring together. Mule type situation, best case
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Markets ping-ponging between bottom left and top right corner every time someone schedules or cancels a meeting about Iran
A graphic labeled The Mood Meter with axes labeled Low Energy to High Energy and Unpleasant to Pleasant. The Low Energy/Unpleasant corner is labeled “Mom would be sad” and the High Energy/Pleasant corner is labeled “Let’s fucking goooo”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Tweet from Ron Iver (@ronnui_):

Inventor of moscow mule: I'll have another vodka and ginger beer please.

Bartender: *sighing* do you need it in your-

Inventor of moscow mule: If you don't put it in my big shiny cup I am going to send you to god
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 07/04/2026
This is: 1. Deeply moving. 2. The first time I've ever seen a real-life astronaut be anything other than serious or happy in space. Obviously they have been (they're human), but folks on earth have only ever seen this in movies or on TV. Imagine watching your tears of grief float around you.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Not to brag, but I only eat food that I hunt and gather myself *pulls out McDonald’s bag filled with arrow holes* This one put up quite a fight
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 31/03/2026
This is Pulitzer shit right here.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@aedison

I wrote “Il am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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