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Noelle

@noellepatton.bsky.social
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🌊 she/her 🐚 avid reader/foodie/video game enthusiast ⚔️ ☀️ living life by the ocean 🐚⚓️🦪☕️

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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vintage Taco Bell restaurant decor, it says "I miss when Taco Bell was bisexual".
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Noelle @noellepatton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah the first days of fall! But with kids edition so we’re all sick.
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JewInACanoe.bsky.social 🎗️ @jewinacanoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Someone tell NASA that we found a short cut.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A reminder for Democratic Party leadership: New research from Yale found that Medicare for All would save over 114,000 lives and $1 trillion a year. It's no surprise why the majority of Americans — including 90% of Democrats — support it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
Artist Profile: Phoebe Bridgers theonion.com/artist-profile-phoebe-…
Genre: Bummed out in H&M
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 11/08/2026
Marco Rubio being left on the plane they thought might get hit with a missile is pretty funny
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 05/08/2026
Abdul El-Sayed won Michigan's Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate, defeating U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens in a victory for the party's progressive wing in a battleground state. bit.ly/4wHDgbm
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Monsters
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
RFKJr claims Lyme disease was created by scientists,which is the closest he’s come to admitting that science exists. Meanwhile, Ötzi the Iceman, who died more than 5.3K years ago, had Lyme disease. Apparently prehistoric humans are part of the conspiracy. Get me off this timeline
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Alex Churchill @alexchurchill.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yup. Tis I.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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Peace @dogsmile.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Noelle @noellepatton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have way more Magic the Gathering than I know what to do with. Dating back to like, 2012 sets too. Any recommendations for downsizing card collections? 😖 #magicthegathering #mtg
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
white people love to tell you what they did at costco
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Noelle @noellepatton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Falling into TikTok and Instagram lately had me feeling like I was just consuming content. I’ve started being a lot more intentional with my social media getting into Pinterest, Bluesky, and tumblr again and it’s given me the drive to create instead.
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 03/08/2026
RFK Jr.: “You probably don’t understand this as you’re not a scientist.” Dana Bash: “You’re not a scientist either.”
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Can’t stop thinking about this. Not just bc it’s such an abhorrent idea but also this is THE GUY that’s trying to pitch America on AI writ large and he’s so blind to the public interest he thought this was somehow appealing
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
True…. #BookSky
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Noelle @noellepatton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m baaaack 😎
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Canceling my give a fuck subscription
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The only thing that's been raptured so far today is my fucking motivation
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 23/09/2025
Derrick Henry having fumble problems is like how the Death Star was taken out by an exhaust port.
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Noelle @noellepatton.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I yawned weird and hurt my neck. I think I’ve officially started my journey of getting old now.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Very fun to see the Chiefs struggle but even more fun to watch Harrison Butker struggle
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MossyPine 🍂 @bymossypine.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
✨ Hocus Pocus, I cannot focus ✨ #cuteart #illustration #cat
Digital illustration of an orange cat dressed as a wizard with the text 'hocus pocus I cannot focus'
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Noelle @noellepatton.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
🍽️ current events means stress baking has commenced. I’ll be taking time to post all my fall baking starting off strong with: 🎃 Pumpkin spice & white chocolate cookies 🍪 #baking #fallbaking #pumpkinspice #cooking
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
….did the Dolphins have the first players only meeting in the history of the sport that actually worked
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Ash⁷ @arajellybean.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I'm not American but boosting for y'all. Also if you need help figuring out who is Sinclair and who is nexstar I can help.
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wobblerocket 🎲🎮 @wobblerocket.com · 18/09/2025
As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
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✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I'm normally all about saving architecture, but that plantation burning down is 100% cool and okay.
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Noelle @noellepatton.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Most nights lately I feel burnt out come 8pm. I’m so used to staying up late and I’ve just been hitting a wall 😴
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.
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Noelle @noellepatton.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Orange Chicken Parm, recipe from @mythicalkitchen.com This has become a regular dinner recipe in our house! 🍽️
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Noelle @noellepatton.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Lemon sugar cookies curtesy of @bobsredmill.bsky.social 🍽️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/04/2025
choose your fighter
Newsmax graphic: Possible successors to the pope
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The conclave boys announcing Cardinal Pizzaballa as the next Pope
A bunch of wizard lookin dudes with staffs staring at some kind of pizza talisman inside a box on a table
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/04/2025
magic should be spelled with a j and that’s the first trick it pulled
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Leafie🍂 @leafiedraws.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I genuinely feel that once you stop being curious about the world and being a part of nature, your soul dies. like your heart just gets replaced by a slab of concrete or whatever
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Torr (I moved to Threads) @torrleonard.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
“Two new books explore our growing scientific understanding of the moon - Organisms from corals and sea urchins to bean sprouts and trees have internal lunar clocks, and the first animals to move onto land likely did so in tidal pools.” www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
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Lunar Myths and Mysteries | Jenny Uglow
Two new books explore our growing scientific understanding of the moon as well as its powerful appeal to the imagination.
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Owl Daily @owldaily.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Look who’s flying straight into your feed!🦉 ©️ chris.laracy #Owl #flying #Birds
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Things I don’t want to know: 3. How much money I spend 2. My actual weight 1. How Crypto works
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steph @starrysteph.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
!! CALL TO ACTION !! #Booksky please join me in the fight to save our libraries. EveryLibrary is working hard to save the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS), which is the federal agency charged with distributing Congressionally approved funds to state libraries and grant recipients.
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
none of the George Foreman obituaries have had the gumption to end with ‘he is survived by his sons, George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, and George Foreman’
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Remember, if someone has the audacity to claim that spending the weekend reading a mystery novel, drinking multiple cups of tea, and consuming an obscene amount of scones “doesn’t sound exciting”, then their idea of excitement is simply misguided.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Look if the UPS drivers aren’t into surprise ride-alongs maybe get some fucking doors
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