✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 4hWe just hit October 1st and the Halloween stuff is already gone at Ikea 😭 I don't want Christmas! 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Man at the bus stop with no teeth: You just missed two buses. Where you off to this afternoon anyway? Me: Just trying to make it to my yoga class. Him: Yoga!? I didn't think people were doing that anymore. Ah yes, this man is hip and in the know. 000
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's cute how my coworkers called an uber to make this trip the other day. It's 3 blocks and less than a quarter mile. They kept trying to get me to "come along and we'll stop at your place on the way," though I kept trying to explain that I live 9 blocks in the opposite direction 🫠 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They say to never scrimp on things that go between you and the ground (mattress, tires, boots...) but I'd like to raise that to include things that go between me and outside stimuli (sunglasses, earbuds). 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There is not a single normal fucking yoga studio within two miles of me. There are, however, TWELVE (12) 100°F+ power yoga sculpt studios within a mile radius. 130
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Man, this poor little 20-something girl ran out of a shop directly at me like a squirrel into the wheels of an Escalade and got herself hip-checked into outer space. I felt a little bad for her, but you gotta pay attention, girly. 120
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sometimes friends will get salty about me living in a steel and glass tower. "Where's the charm!? Wouldn't you prefer a place with charm?" And I need you to know that this is the first place I've lived in 10 years that hasn't caused me *any* problems (other than being expensive). 140
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I need a lazy Halloween costume idea. October decided to sneak up on me. 300
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Love when a restaurant offers to take your group pic, then runs it through an AI filter without your consent in order to sell it back to you. And the food and service was bad. 210
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Lol, this place and their THIRTEEN DOLLAR SEASONAL LATTES. 001
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you're going to put out pastel pink porta-potties, you should at least make them nice inside. 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh god, I just saw a cybertruck with a camper shell on the back. You are not a 1992 Ford Ranger and you never will be. 020
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Showed the boyfriend Slapshot for the first time and upon seeing the Hansons, he says "oh, I get it, this is who the minions are based on." Sir... (•ˋ _ ˊ•) 150
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think every office job feels just a little evil right now. 040
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The fact that it used to take me 3hrs to charge my car ~50% anywhere except the 7-Charge stations is funny now that I think of it. And most of the fast chargers in DFW were hit or miss about functionality to begin with. 000
Reposted by ✨Tabatha✨BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bringing a mini yogurt to the job interview and asking the interviewer if they want to lick the foil. 27111
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Did I choose my apartment because all the others had golf simulators and mine has a maintained rooftop herb garden? Maybe yes. And I made brown butter sage ravioli with organic sage clipped straight from the garden. Not my prettiest plating, but it also has my own homegrown basil on top. 040
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When I visit small, local grocery stores near me the prices are jarring, but I wonder if that's what things really cost when you're not exchanging your data for discounts. 141
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Honestly, now that I'm watching Bewitched from the beginning, I understand why no one liked Derwood. 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Got my covid shot and didn't even feel the needle. I've never not felt a needle. Am I...made of butter? 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In the thrift store: Employee 1: This reminds me of ska. Employee 2: This is ska. If it sounds like ska, it is. 020
Reposted by ✨Tabatha✨👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 309163493178
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026People: We're too anxious to make phone calls now Also people: *all on phone calls in public perpetually* 120
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'll never understand how people who drive don't realize that increased public transit benefits them in every way by taking other drivers off the road and making more space for them, not less. The "but I don't use it, so no one should have it" crowd is rampant. 020
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comKermit the Frog Dancing on StageALT: Kermit the Frog Dancing on Stage 160
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My favorite coffee shop with no crowds and a tasty yuzu matcha fizz and giant slices of basque cheesecake closed 😭 but then I started going to another untrendy spot with guava-cheese empanadas. This is a dangerous game I'm playing with my arteries and wallet. 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I can be in a completely empty coffee shop and a man will stand as close to me as possible to take a loud phone call, all while leaning on the lid and napkin stand, blocking it for anyone else. Go outside for that! It's a nice day! 040
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You know, if I'm ever walking with guys that I know and they mowed over a woman walking on the street without saying so much as an "oh my god, I'm so sorry," I'm apologizing to her immediately, any buddies are getting a stern conversation about their behavior, and any date would end right there. 120
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Went out to volunteer for mulching with the conservatory and accidentally ran afoul of a bald-raced hornet nest. I got lucky and one bounced off of me, but it caught the guy next to me who just happens to be allergic to bees ☹️ So now I'm reading about these little fuckers and I'm disturbed. 120
Reposted by ✨Tabatha✨"median" gene okerlund @grodysattva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Acrisure is the new jersey sponsor. They might be part of the Plano arena funding group. They are *incredibly* right wing and also might be part of the reason the team no longer has a Pride Night. 374
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing reports of "man spotted with gun on hip" on the Citizen app every day and my Texas ass is like, "yes, uh huh, that is a thing that happens in public." 000
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Man, they sure get you in and out of the urgent care fast when you walk in within an hour of closing. But they want me to do some imaging today and my dumb ass said yes to 4pm in a panic not knowing I'd have to fast for 8 hrs on my in-office day. 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So if some mice or rats die down there, you got yourself a fine catacomb 120
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026People can say what they want about Dallas, but at least you can go to a fitness or yoga class after 6:15pm on a week night. 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Not me googling how long and at what temp to cook chicken for the 20th time. "roasting chicken at 450°F should require a cooking time of about 15-18 minutes depending on the thickness/size of your breasts." 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I love the BMI chart because it reminds me how I was so fucking lean when I was on the brink of obesity. Just gotta get into that overweight category and then I'll be cookin' again 🤣 020
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My coworker keeps getting mad that I didn't absorb every detail said in 6 straight hours of overlapping meetings with no breaks. And I feel like maybe that's not totally a "me" problem. Is that even something that neurotypicals can do? 080
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They're putting AI camera in the appliances? You know what can't spy on you in your own home? A 2-slice, wide slot Hello Kitty toaster from 2006. 171
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's wild watching 80s/early 90s movies and they're always hosting weddings at their houses in absolute chaos. I'm rewatching Steel Magnolias for the first time since I was a kid. 100
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Some acquaintances were discussing the crazy things they'd do if they won the lottery recently and I realized that it's ridiculous how mundane I'd really like to live... 100
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I went wandering looking for a coffee shop to work at for the afternoon, but found the wrong one and ended up here 151
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I haven't been on the purple line since I moved here and bah god, what a mind-numbing experience. 100
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How I feel after putting in my night guard and prescribed scalp foam 020
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Went to a slip-n-slide bouncy castle for my 38th birthday. It was ducky themed. 000
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026FINALLY, some good news. The USPS is getting squirrel stamps. 000
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I did a research interview with a woman who is retiring from my client's company and she told us at the end, "I fear for you younger ladies. Keep your eyes open and stay aware of what's going on in the world." 000
