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@darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
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high school drop out retired Navy ex-arms control inspector Herring in a fur coat despiser Hemorrhoid sufferer Proud spreadsheet doer Right wing slop slinger and/or lib

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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 2h
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 3h
My unpopular opinion - HBOs Westworld was way way too far ahead of it’s time. Classic pre-mature anti-AI
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 4h
For the love of god someone teach him a new fucking word
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 6h
Hegseth has decided we should emulate the Russians in this meme.
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 5h
Office of the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 5h
No beardos no weirdos but on the other hand we’re facing a massive strategic defeat and hackers have stolen all my info techcrunch.com/2026/09/30/h...
techcrunch.com
Hackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunch
The Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 5h
Just a reminder that the Secretary of Defense is a dangerous idiot
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 10h
A punishing travel schedule for an obviously sick elderly man you say?
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 11h
It’s a floor wax! It’s a dessert topping!
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The amazing thing about Schmitt's faceplant is that even if Smith *had* been at the Hawks game it would have been actual evidence of nothing
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My man looks like the very first frame of the Nazi melting scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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Vasabjit Banerjee @vasabjit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Y'all think it's funny until you meet a young staffer who says he doesn't read women's magazines like Janes for information on defense equipment.
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
:Marlon Brando as the Godfather voice: “Look what they’ve done to my Flock camera”
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nobody ever getting promoted ever again will do wonders for morale www.foxnews.com/politics/exc...
foxnews.com
EXCLUSIVE: Hegseth to double cuts to generals, admirals in major Pentagon shakeup
Pete Hegseth's State of the Force address doubles last year's cuts, targeting a 20% reduction in general and flag officer billets across all services.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Fairford incident is going to turn out to be an example of Taskrabbit Terrorism If it was Iran that ordered it they’d be shouting it from the rafters. That leaves another prime suspect that Trump is desperate not to embarrass
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keemun is indeed still alive
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Free business idea - a combination mouth guard/vape pen for NFL players
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jeez. Don’t post anything or spread any information that might identify the farmer near RAF Fairford, you idiots.
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like my little jigsaw puzzle projects are dumb. But I still enjoy doing them. This one has a healthy application of glitter, a couple of clear coats, a touch of iridescent spray in a couple of spots, and another clear coat over it all. Got some adhesive pictures hangers today, and now it’s up
Darth Vader jigsaw puzzle with glitter and a glossy coat, hanging on the wall
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My 30 something bartender tonight was vaguely aware of the song but surprised to hear it was the most popular song in the country for 23 weeks but I live in the People’s Co-Dominium of Alexandria and Arlington
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 28/09/2026
"These MAGA weddings are Mos Eisley cantinas for counterintelligence." –@michaeldweiss.bsky.social
Screenshot of a quote-tweet by @michaeldweiss dated 27 Sep 2026. The original tweet is from "Sigal Chattah" (@Chattah4Nevada), and reads "Love is in the air [two heart emojis] Congrats [champagne emoji] to our amazing @AlinaHabba & @turhanmildoin [three emojis showing the Hamsa, a blue hand with an eye in it]." That text appears above a picture showing Kash Patel, Alina Habba, and others at a wedding ceremony. In his quote-tweet, Michael Weiss writes: "Why, that’s Ali Abdelaziz is on the far left. Manages a lot of Russian, Belarusian and Chechen MMA fighters including Khamzat Chimaev, who is close to Kadyrov. Abdelaziz was an FBI informant until the Bureau dropped him because they suspected he was a double agent. Looks like Ka$h (far right) has forgiven and forgotten. These MAGA weddings are Mos Eisley cantinas for counterintelligence."
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just want to point out that Cleveland is 2-1 and at best the Rams will have the same record soon
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why Bawlmer isn’t just let Henry ram it in four times is a mystery to me
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kittle commits a very stupid foul negating an amazing TD run by Purdy at the very end of it. Next play Kittle catches a TD pass. Thats actually good leadership at all levels right there that they called his number after such a miserable fuck up
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let us eat drink and be merry for tomorrow…[checks Google Calendar] Oh, fuck, we die?!?!?!?
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Degenerates
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The “paid for by the US government” tag at the end gives it the perfect dystopian touch
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are more rapists walking free at Cornell than there are transgender college students competing in sports. Guess which ones American oligarchs want you to focus on so their Republican buddies get reelected?
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 27/09/2026
When Citrix finally gets off its ass and pushes relevant, actionable info to (likely already compromised) customers, what do we label this fiasco as? NetPocalypse? ShitrixStorm? Something else?
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guys guys guys! Red sunsets are GOOD! Fix your souls and read up on sailor lore!
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Red sky at night sailors delight Red sky in morning sailors take warning I assume this means NYC is spared the worst
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A sixty seat majority like Obama had briefly had would contain a few Manchins and Fettermans but it’s totally worth it considering the situation
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t do a Butlerian Jihad against space based data centers. But they still need ground stations to relay the data
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Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Though we make shows for the fun and hell of it, I’m delighted to be included in this lovely list ( #ThickOfIt, #Veep) but it’s really our audiences that matter and not some list we shouldn’t take too seriously but #Barry should have been way way higher!
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You think gas prices are high now imagine how high they’d go after a Geran attack by Cuba on Houston www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-gro...
cbsnews.com
U.S. military lays groundwork for potential action around Cuba
Some units would "possibly [be] needed in 90-120 days," according to an internal Army message reviewed by CBS News.
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Congressman Don Beyer @beyer.house.gov · 24/09/2026
Trump’s arch is illegal and immoral, and the Administration is also under court order requiring 48 hours’ notice before work proceeds. Yet, Trump wants to push ahead without even the most basic understanding of the consequences of this project. We won’t let him.
youtube.com
Beyer Demands Answers About Equipment at Proposed Trump Arch Site
YouTube video by Congressman Don Beyer
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 25/09/2026
NEW: Military leaders debate who gets to masturbate first in sniper arch www.duffelblog.com/military-lea...
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Military leaders debate who gets to masturbate first in sniper arch
Services clash over historic privilege of being first to defile nation’s newest military monument
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brad Pitt is 62 That’s all, that’s the skeet
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I had Elon Musk fuck you money Id fund a billion dollar probe for 50 bodies in the Solar System that need probing - Venus you get a blimp with ground penetrating radar, every Galilean moon of Jupiter gets a probe, fuck it Titan gets two probes
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna be a long night in Hotlanta tonight
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The Ballroom is a top secret national security node with a secret bunker and drones and snipers and nuclear proof concrete.” Also “Hey leader of the Chinese Communist Party check out my top secret national security ballroom!”
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Melania’s whole demeanor screams “I should have demanded double”
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve always been like this
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 24/09/2026
i am, like, moderately convinced that harp is committing elder manipulation and abuse to get included in trump’s will
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