Reposted by AoifeRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I love it when the restaurant doesn't have the dessert options in the main menu. Leave a bit of suspense for after the mains.static.klipy.comFrodo: All Right, Then. Keep Your Secrets.ALT: Frodo: All Right, Then. Keep Your Secrets. 2462
Aoife @nidurkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026A great day yesterday for Mayo fans (mayo for sam) and also Curse fans (the curse was unbroken, the conditions were fulfilled, all hail the curse) 001
Reposted by AoifeBarter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Something I think about a lot is how crank theories around science can ONLY exist in a world predominantly operating on truth. People enjoy all the protections of the truth even as they performatively reject it. Flat-eartherism would die the instant an airline navigated according to it. 2105
Reposted by AoifeMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12/01/2025My son’s excellent joke: Hey Dad, do you want to hear a six word short story about a baby with massive feet? 1758789
Reposted by AoifeGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026HELEN OF TROY MUST BE PLAYED BY THE SEXY GREEN M & M 10891143
Reposted by AoifeInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/04/2026We are the daughters of the witches you were able to burn, so we were raised by our grandmothers and all the other girls make fun of us for liking old music 0503
Reposted by AoifeCiaránavirus @sarklor.eurosky.social · 09/03/2026Every single time President Connolly says something completely reasonable and in line with the Irish public like "war crimes are Very Bad, actually, and nobody should do them" the FFG government instantly leaps into action to shout "who the FUCK do you think you are" 04612
Aoife @nidurkey.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Never have I felt the loss of twitter more keenly than when Iran has a new supreme leader and there’s no @phlaimeaux.bsky.social tweet saying “I won’t lie this was a blow but fair play to the lad and on we go” 0421
Reposted by AoifeCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 05/02/2026Watching We Need to Talk About Kevib and got to say, that kid has bad vibes. Wouldn't rush to talk about him. 2241
Reposted by AoifeCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 24/01/2026Sick of being called a luddite just because I said repeatedly that the wheel is an impingement on God's design! 063
Aoife @nidurkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Doing a hunger games rewatch and still not over the greatest line in the history of cinema, “…if it weren’t for the baby.” 100
Reposted by AoifeMojito Fiend @ronronzo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The best time to get the US Military out of Shannon Airport was 20 fucking years ago. The next best time is now. 29822
Reposted by AoifeGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I’ve lost my thesaurus. I've lost it. It's lost. 1741391
Reposted by AoifeCarl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social · 17/01/2026“In fairness, we also seem to believe that over one-in-three Irish people are accessing social housing compared to the real figure of 9.2%, which begs the question: how much social housing do these people think that Ireland has?” Here is this week’s column.jrnl.ieSurrealing in the Years: We've found out we know nothing about a lot of Very Important ThingsMaybe it’s a bad thing that we’re completely clueless. 214366
Reposted by Aoifeshirk hard gay hard @riotstarz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026hades is a bit behind the times, ferryman is a gender neutral title 022
Aoife @nidurkey.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Something so charmingly quaint about testing for the novel coronavirus in 2026 010
Reposted by AoifeAl Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Venus and Serena should collectively be known as the Tennis-y Williams 412926
Reposted by AoifeDan Hon @danhon.com · 29/12/2025Dude named his awesome security company after a guy who got beaten by two little dudes with hairy feet 26688101
Reposted by AoifeJP Jordan @jpjordan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025"And Tiny Tim, who did not get a job", - Leo Varadkar 03613
Reposted by AoifeMichael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Me tweeting on Christmas morning in 1843: "*sigh*, they made Mr Scrooge woke" 021
Reposted by Aoifejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife 182064231
Reposted by AoifeLauren 🎃'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 24/12/2025And Tiny Sim, who DID die 143329677
Reposted by AoifeRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 24/12/2025We all, quite rightly, talk about how great Emma Thompson's acting in this scene is but I can never get past how tiny her and Alan Rickman's bed is. 2252
Reposted by Aoifeaodhán @aodhan.eurosky.social · 23/12/2025predictions for youth culture in 2026: - grabbing nettles with bare hands - saying "who loves ya, baby" like telly savalas - sudden interest in "the supercosmos," the universe that surrounds our own - chainmail vs platemail subcultures clash 35714
Reposted by AoifeThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Going on one of my son's school trips reminded me that my dad never, ever did the same. So I called him up to ask why and don't know what else I expected. 723918
Reposted by Aoifealix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 14/12/2025my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides 125113162121
Reposted by AoifeEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/12/2024"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits." Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done. "So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice. "No. Three more." "So four spirits" said Scrooge. The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa 231589424
Reposted by AoifeThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 02/01/2024feel like we all read some version of this story every single day and still nothing ever gets done about it 1521845
Aoife @nidurkey.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Got my gorgeous pack of Christmas cards from @ciaraioch.bsky.social along with some beautiful packaging and freebies, it’s truly giving spiorad na Nollaig 🎄🤶✨✨ 162
Reposted by Aoifeiucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly 4643991064
Reposted by AoifeFRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 15/12/2025No, that wasn’t AutoCorrect. I am challenging you to a duck off. Here is my prize winning Mallard. Let’s see you beat that, chump. 57323
Aoife @nidurkey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025When English people seem nice and normal and then casually mention that they were/are in the army 010
Reposted by AoifeUilliam Mac G ᚒᚔᚂᚂᚔᚐᚋ @uilliammac.bsky.social · 11/12/2025It has taken Patrick's ma nearly 6 decades to get an apology from the State for the murder of her child. They don't class it as murder and no one who ordered this or took part in it has, or will be prosecuted. Patrick's mother is 88 and was too ill to hear the apology thejournal.ie/psni-issue-apolo… 12112
Reposted by AoifeGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together. 2167322302
Reposted by AoifeShirley Temple Bar @shirleybar.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA 171620512
Reposted by AoifePyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 04/12/2025Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck 72549445
Aoife @nidurkey.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Was feeling extremely gaslit by this until I remembered the vikings aka Scandinavians stopped by these parts a time or two! Separate etymology my ass. 000
Reposted by AoifePaul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 01/12/2025It's that time of year again 251797356
Aoife @nidurkey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025PLEASE REFUSE THE INITIAL CALL IN ORDER TO ADVANCE THE PLOT 010
Reposted by AoifeDonncha O’Connell @donnchalaw.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Excellent piece by my colleague, Professor Ciara Smyth: The real migration crisis is not the one you’ve been hearing about – The Irish Times www.irishtimes.com/opinion/2025...irishtimes.comOpinion: The real migration crisis is not the one you’ve been hearing about‘Politics of affect’ stokes anxieties about immigration, allowing Government to then respond 03123
Reposted by AoifeAlex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Look, I am very small potatoes as an author. I make too little in royalties to live off them. But I can tell you the reason I got to write my 2nd book was bc the sales of the 1st were very good. That's what else you're eating into by pirating, our ability to keep writing what you claim to love. 429870
Reposted by Aoifealix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 20/11/2025very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved 14842129
Reposted by AoifeCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 19/11/2025Troy Parrott, what a talent! Scoring that goal AND creating Discworld. 0147
![Four panel comic entitled SHARON THE FERRYMAN [Sharon is spelled with an S]. The first panel is an intro box showing Sharon's head (a skull with blonde hair) gossiping (text below).
The second panel shows Sharon asking, "So, you going anywhere nice on your holidays, love?"
The third shows her steering a bright pink boat across the river Styx, screaming heads with styled hair on bow and stern, ferrying someone with a neutral expression using a pole with a hairdryer on top. The boat reads "Sharon's Styx Styles". The background is dark.
In the fourth panel it zooms in again on Sharon's head, saying, "Oh right, yeah. Land of the dead."
Gossip text in box 1: "Goodness, you would not guess who came in the other day? Zeus, right down from Olympus. And no sooner had he gone than Hera stormed in, holding a dead swan and [text obscured] anyone had seen her husband [text obscured] I just couldn't be getting"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:etrkmhfuemkxzd32uixdgyt6/bafkreihvlzrbti7jvd272by7lgowyojexgmdlkwppbyot3kl2hgriv2h4e)
