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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 16h

When is it ever not their turn?

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 21h

Most zoo animals are nepo babies.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Heartbreaking: my Lidl only has the big baskets and it has thrown off my ability to estimate how much stuff I can carry home.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Posted this on Instagram and they removed it and restricted my account. I've reported some horrific, racist shit I've seen on the app and been told none of it violated the rules.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tesco were out of the Original so I'm gonna have to add some of this to what I have left to make it last longer. I feel like a drug dealer cutting cocaine with flour.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can't be believe I wasted my One Wish Willow on "I wish Alan Shatter had to livetweet Israel being dismantled"

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's cool whenever a list of greatest TV shows drop and you realise that there are a surprising amount of people who engage with art the same way people follow sports. "My show is the only good show and all the others ranked higher are just benefiting from corrupt refereeing decisions."

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Why do we keep losing against teams that are better than us?"

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I simply can't conceive of a sanction UEFA could give the FAI that could be in any way less damaging than the national humiliation that will occur when Israel inevitably wins both games. Easiest propaganda win we could have possibly given them.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Carrying this with me at all times so that anyone finding my body gets some Fallout-style environmental storytelling.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Every so often, I like to open up Outlook in the browser to see which emails from several months ago it inexplicably has determined are unread.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The reason I disliked Ed Sheeran even before he outed himself as such a pathetic weasel is that his early acoustic stuff was actually quite good. But he was apparantly only using that as a jumping-off point so he could become the world's least convincing hip-hop artist.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If I'm ever murdered, I want the chalk outline of my body to include a dashed line showing my territorial claims in the South China Sea.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's said that the eyes are the window to the soul. That's why you eat them last.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A film where only one guy remembers Weird Al Yankovic, and also he's the only one who remembers the original songs the parodies are based on. He has to convince the artists to release the songs first, wait a bit, then release the parody.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Every time you bring up an ethical concern about AI, some guy pops up with some bullshit about "Well if we don't start cranking our hogs to AI-generated porn right now, some guy in China is gonna cum before us."

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Mary is watching something called Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. From the brief snippets I've gotten, I don't believe any of them are actually Mormon and several do not seem to be wives anymore.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Changing the job title in my email signature at work to "Intimacy Coordinator on Saving Private Ryan" until somebody notices.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"One day, your parents put you down and never picked you up again" but it's about Homer strangling Bart.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Really good book, but quite a depressing read. Very amused to find out Keyes had to bring the book to multiple publishers because so many of them said "we like the book, but can you change the ending so he stays smart, married the girl, and lives happily ever after?"

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Coyote vs Acme was a delightful romp. Personal highlight was John Cena yelling at Tweety Bird. Genuinely infuriating that they were just planning on not releasing it.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Guy on Reels asked people to leave a comment with the city they are watching from.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Depressed CIA agent: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill myself.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Where are all of Garfunkel's tax cases?

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It just occurred to me that 3/4 of the last times I've seen Seth Rogan in something he has been playing the in-universe Seth Rogan.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Over the last few years, the term UAP (Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena) has come to replace the term UFO. I am like 60% sure this is so they could call a website UAPedia.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tearfully crafting a post on LinkedIn about what Dolly Parton taught me about building relationships with key stakeholders.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Mary is disgusted by boiled eggs so I need to eat them at the other end of the room with my back turned like some French aristocrat eating an ortolan and hiding his shame from God.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Now that he is dead and can no longer threaten legal action I expect more stories like this to come out.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Because I've looked up how to do a few exercises, my Instagram is now full of gym influencers and it's odd how many of them seem to be super religious. Their bios are all like "Health. Fitness. Doing Bulgarian split squats in service of my Lord Jesus Christ"

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Just learning that all these shows like Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, SNL etc. all start at like 11:30pm at night. What? Who is staying up for these?

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

My wife has started watching Sex and the City and now she yells at me for all the things Big does to Carrie.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My YouTube app now opens to a short automatically playing. When I have finished viewing my friend's stories, Instagram plays me the story of someone I don't follow. It is becoming illegal for me to not actively consume content. A 'No Loitering' sign in the palm of my own hand.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

They had to have known what they were doing with this poster, right?

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I think Tom Holland did a pretty good job as Telemarketer or whatever Odysseus' son is called

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Guy who's been in Witness Protection for 10 years and witnesses a second crime so he has to do it all over again.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Considering starting to smoke cigars as a bit. I just think it'd just be really funny to tobaccomog people in smoking areas.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Watching The Odyssey made me realise how apt Argos was for the name of the shop because I hadn't been to one in several years and when I finally visited it again in 2023 it died shortly after.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Peggy Hill is history's greatest monster.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The Odyssey was a delightful romp. Definitely recommend catching it in IMAX if you can. The scene with the cyclops was very intense.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I have never had, and likely will never have, a thought which makes me go "I bet the folks on LinkedIn would be interested to hear about this!".

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I do miss the peak of Irish Twitter where half the users were called something like @MinisterForHash and the other half were called something like @Cum_Goth.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Love when you're in a part of the city you never typically go to but then you see a stop for the bus you'd typically take home and it's like "fancy seeing you here!"

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I think the world will come to judge the creators of generative AI for images and video more harshly than the creators of the hydrogen bomb.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Silo seasons 1 and 2, you had my curiosity. Silo season 3, you have my attention.

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

How am I just learning that the German football team is called "The Man Shaft"?

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

A very easy way to remember the planets in the solar system is: My Very Educated Mother Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune

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Michael McDoormat @glasshalfarsed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Hey, Instagram. When I choose 'hide suggestion' every time an account pops up, this means "I am not interested in this account" not "that was fun, let's play 'hide the account' again next time I open the app." Actually becoming unusable.

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