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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 10m
Man and those things take three years to establish before they bloom. You really are the worst.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 11m
Dude saw that Koch brother die and said "I'll carry your tiki torch"
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 1h
I have some thoughts.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 1h
Give me the semi-autonomous electric bus-train hybrid technology that I crave. This is supposed to be the goddamned future. None of what I'm suggesting is impossible. All the pieces of this exist.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 1h
I want busses that do this too, but when they are a train, passengers can move from the busses they boarded into the busses that are going to their destination. Also the busses are electric and the bus lane charges them.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 1h
If we're thinking about futuristic cars, I want cars that can autonomously link together in special train-lanes and share engine power and drive themselves until a predetermined exit, at which point the technology has a way of diverting the cars back into the manual lanes and recoupling the train.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 1h
"Please can I oodle your lolly."
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 1h
Fired in half a mooch. Impressive.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 4h
What if every car accident also included a drop from a great height turning everyone involved into a projectile?
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5h
Coward.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5h
This guy is catching a lot of hate, but good on him for recognizing the need to try to appear non-threatening and then leave women alone at the park. Sure, he still sucks, but it'd be nice if he was the worst kind of guy instead of a run of the mill shithead.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5h
Thursday The 12th Coming soon to theaters near you.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5h
Also, nobody in the general public should have access to a Tesla capable of anything resembling flight. The government probably shouldn't have that either.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5h
Wholesale estate sale dish towel or thicc napkin mommy? Let the image thumbnail decide.
An embroidered dish towel with a lady in a blue bonnet and old timey dressThe same image but the dress has been cropped and looks like thick-thighed legs
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5h
Finally a new kind of guy that is good actually.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 6h
found an NYC Teamster whose tiktoks are just skate tricks he dedicates to other unions.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 6h
This makes so much sense.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 7h
Squidward-ass post
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 16h
Linux and cheese
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 16h
Dudes rock
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 17h
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 17h
I would have simply made that horse wear a mask.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 17h
Time is an illusion, but lateness is real and inconsiderate.
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🔪𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙹 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚢🔪 @janky.isgoodat.sex · 17h
any pumpkins out there need their guts rearranged?
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Photoshop Art @photoshopart.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
Honkey. Made with Photoshop. #photoshop #photoshopart #manipulation #madewithphotoshop #digitalart #funny #art #photography #trending #lol #viral #nature #fantasy #strange #wildhog #animals #wild #wildlife #honkey #hehe #monkey #hog #wildlifephotography
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 23h
He tries to fold the bill into a paper airplane and race it out of the room to cheat the system. Saw Guy thought of that: spring-loaded meat cleavers ensue.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 23h
IDK man I think of cognition to be frustrating and a burden, that's why I'm an engineer: think really hard about something once and not have to think about it ever again. That desire isn't evil. Like, fuck AI and all its disciples, but don't come for my desire to not be thinking. That's who I am.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 23h
Come on, Brain, think gooder. You can do it.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Being the best is not the point of either. The point is comfort and good cheer for the masses.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I need to go to an international dumpling and bluegrass festival.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My dumb ass: "Why does it matter if he was wearing a new suit?'
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the best part of The Beekeeper 2 is when he says 'ITS BEEKEEPING TIME' and then he beekeeps all over those guys
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That is not how this site works Steve, sorry.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Maybe we can avoid some problems by putting all the crime guys in prison for the crimes they are doing so that no party has to listen to their crime caucus when they nominate or confirm judges?
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
God I'm so ready
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We know what we're doing.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sounds like a skill issue. Git gud.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice." - Rush, Freewill (1980)
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Motley Poo!
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The ever-present urge to become a reclusive madman tinkering in his workshop.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
More like poli-dicks am I right?
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The number of toxic men and ideas that Oprah exposed the world to isn't talked about enough. She's like the Typhoid Mary of quack medicine; completely unaffected while leading so many of our moms to dabble in "wellness" cults.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thanks for this. I've got a friend who is on a mission to watch all of Star Treks in order having mostly never seen it. We've just started working on peppering in the side quests in order for him as well.
All the Star Trek release dates in order with the addition of Galaxy Quest 1999 and Common People Shatner Spoken Word Cover 2004 added in.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
No you scare the deer off by accidentally discharging trying to wrestle it out of that weird holster.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Beekeeper 2: Beekeepest
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 14/10/2026
IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING
announcement poster for BEEKEEPER 2
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I also heard "your mom hates you," in there. Excellent.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Fuck all of y'all if this isn't one of the funniest skeets I've ever skote.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We all know it's an Erlenmeyer flask, not a test tube. Don't be pedantic.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Honestly, any man who says "I want to start a podcast" should be suspected of believing that.
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