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Boopy Beep Machine

@boopybeep.bsky.social
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Recreational absurdness and political frustration mostly. He/him white cis gay pronouns-in-bio xennial bear married to a dude in the PNW 🏳️‍🌈🧸 I speak only for myself and represent no organization on this feed.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
3 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Orange Guy standing at a stall with a sign that says “Shit Sandwich, £500”
Pink Guy walks up to the stall, Orange Guy gestures excitedly at the sign.

Panel 2:
Pink Guy continues walking past the Shit Sandwich stall. The Orange Guy looks dejected

Panel 3: 
Orange Guy says “Wow. That guy can’t read”
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 6h
And still 100% of what lands in my feeds is about the basketball game instead of what Jack Smith reiterated about his findings.
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 7h
At this point letting Republicans continue to run the country is like letting the child molester in the basement set the house rules.
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 15h
Rolkien Bolkien Gagulkien
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 16h
Bro code politics has to go now
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Matt Kavanagh @mattkavanagh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My neighbor told me his AI company keep eating all his investors’ capital so I asked how much capital he has and he said he just goes to the market and gets more capital so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding institutional investors to AI then his CFO started crying.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 19h
DRIVE THRU: may i take your order ERIC SCHMITT: yeah i’ll have a cheesy gordita and nachos bell grande DRIVE THRU: sir this is a wendy’s
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 21h
Bluesky on Owens: Can-Dace Rumor Please Take A Number?
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 23h
By the boyosphere's logic I could invite Michael Tracey to a party, get him drunk, then get the group chat over to run a train on him for seven hours. Why would he have been at that kind of party to begin with if he weren't into it?
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would hoping whatever the Michael Traceys wish upon others comes back to them instead be appropriate in this forum? My reasoning: I'm supposed to believe you're reasonable as you crack jokes and defend monstrous violations of a person. If it's reasonable, accept the same conditions for yourselves.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 29/09/2026
fans haters 🤝 frats prepare you for life in the elite class
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had a sibling working on drinking herself to death but the smoking got her first. Started both around the same time, pre-teen. I think a great idea would be creating conditions that don't drive children to drink and not marketing alcoholic beverages with brands also marketed to children.
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Johnny Logg's Blazin' BBQ presents All Them Holes a-Burnin' Lord Have Mercy Hot Sauce, Drain Clearer, Birth Control Regimen, Labor Inducer and/or Abortifacient. From the makers of JLB HellSpritz Breath Freshener/Portable Food Seasoning/Personal Defense Spray. "Mmmmm, jalapeño!" --J. S., NYC
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is that a promise?
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am a white people and I think that as the society we are (multicultural) vs the society the worst people in it think they're entitled to (applicable propaganda poster), we have to keep drawing out all the wink-wink bullshit and giving it the sunshine it deserves
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Dances with Pucks @nephthys0xa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guys, be so heroic, yet I was the one who stopped a man from removing the woman he had roofied from the bar. I was the one who physically removed a woman from a man's unwanted embrace. I made a scene to draw attention to a problem... Just like it was always a woman who had done it for me.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Aurelian @dowels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I grew up in eastern Europe during communism and this is the shit you'd see when the dictator made his speeches
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of you know this, but any time some centrist loser starts talking about how a social policy will only benefit the wealthy what they really mean is they don't want anything to benefit anyone.
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When someone says "kind eyes" I think "trustworthy or bloodshot?"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone who suggests we just turn the page is in league with the GOP. This guy is telling you they tried to overthrow the government. You don't just pretend it never happened @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“We can’t be seen on the side of the “welfare queen”/special interests/the groups etc. as a politics.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Ben Winters @benwinters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that chatbot doing that unsafe/violative thing is not it 'going rogue' or an 'unfortunate incident of unintended consequences,' it’s the logical and devastating consequences of an unsafe product put out by irresponsible companies that have been conditioned to believe consequences dont exist for them
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way women’s rights are being denied, rapists and pedophiles escape justice at every turn it kind of feels like the 90’s are back. I didn’t notice then but I’m very much noticing now.
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Cornell rape story and the Silicon Valley professional orgy culture story are the same story.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brunette Bohemian
@Jane_Doe82

Interviewer: I'm sorry, we won't be offering you the position

Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil?

Interviewer: It was the seafood boil
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't live in Michigan and there's so much noise but I enjoyed this 🌭🌭🌭
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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We're very much living in a house with the wiring and pipes stripped out and people keep coming in and looting the furniture but if you say it's weird or act upset the metaphorical parents act like you're a weirdo because the chore chart has never looked better
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Understanding the Corporate Mind and its Limitations: a Handbook for Creatives
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Mel🏳️‍🌈 she/they universal healthcare now @knownforms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So many older academic women (including members of my family!) acted like sexual harassment and assault was normal and they had to go through it so we should too.
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 27/09/2026
at this point, though, if someone contends they've never even caught a whiff of the sweet smell of my farts, it may say more about the sniffer than my farts
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Senator Sanders is seeking counsel from this character re ai, who has also (not a joke) written some shitty sci-fi in which consent has been eliminated.
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the suburbs in the Big Quiet. A few bird chirps, some mosquitoes bringing itches and Malarrya, a previously unknown and aggressive strain of malaria traced back to a prehistoric mosquito that thawed out of a melting ice cap. The researcher, Larry Supermalaria, wouldn't budge on the name.
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Oh I'm on Discover, that makes sense" [derogatory]
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
elon and all of the little freaks in doge have 100% done this
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Your fave's fave @actually.roiskinda.cool · 27/09/2026
Honestly, this a basic reality for being Black or Brown in the US.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welcome to middle age, you're Squidward now.
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Kevin the intern from Strip Law
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it fascinating that so many estranged parents view the estrangement as an incident, not as a process. So it's forums full of Boomers going "She stopped talking to me because I said her haircut was bad! She's so UNREASONABLE!", when, in reality, they've been shitting on their kid for decades.
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't bother me with "meddle" like someone's trying to rig a Secret Santa or some shit. Let's talk "tamper" with election data. Let's hear about a "breach" of security at a government agency.
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It tastes like a licorice whip, some jelly, or a strawberry lip balm going down depending on how much salt I've had recently. 😗😳😤💨😭💨😝💨😗💨🍓 Smuh😮‍💨ooth
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: Bluesky is less annoying today Wife: Are you posting less
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They want to eliminate mail-in voting but let you lose your shirt gambling from the couch
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brb going to 1994 to spark up a tniiiioooooj
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Homer Simpson: Putting My Kids Through College
Alt: Homer Simpson eating a hot dog with Marge at the cemetery. Marge asks the guy with the hot dog cart if he just follows them around and the vendor replies "Lady, he's putting my kids through college!"
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes being dummy thicc is all a woman has to hold onto
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