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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 12/10/2026

'Vertical Football' is so-called because you allow your opponent to kick you directly up the arse. #nufc

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 12/10/2026

Big Joe hattrick incoming #nufc

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 07/10/2026

And the Nobel Prize for Physics is awarded to whoever invented the little bumhole in sauce bottles. Genius.

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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I worked in wholesale energy markets for 15 years so know what I’m talking about… This is what we should be protesting about. Not boats.

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 04/10/2026

Also went to Prudhoe Castle, which was cool. I love a castle. I didn't even know this one was here!

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 04/10/2026

Went to that Brockbushes place today. Pretty poor. £20 for this, including £1.50 for a splat of bbq sauce.

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 01/10/2026

Went in the garage. Regretted it.

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Liquid Bluesky

National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 29/09/2026

We should replace the word Artificial with Super in all instances. eg. "This patient needs Super Respiration immediately!" or "Your mam's new Super Tits look nice."

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 29/09/2026

Lots of lovely new friends today thanks to @robmanuel.b3ta.com 's b3ta list. I've been on worse lists (joke). Hello!

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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026

This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 26/09/2026

Manchester City should ask the electorate of Clacton if they are guilty or not.

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 26/09/2026

Been watching In The Night Garden with the granddaughter. Waiting for them to go home now so I can have my Tomblibooze.

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 25/09/2026

After 2 years I finally got over 1000 subscribers on my side hustle youtube channel. Now I need the merely quadruple my watch hours and ill be eligible for monetization!

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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

After 12 years, justice has finally been served. Cheick Tioté’s volley against Man City has been retrospectively awarded as part of the 115-charge investigation. Score corrected to 1–1 ✅

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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

All joking aside, we probably should just relegate Everton

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 23/09/2026

On the whole, I think humanity has more chance of being destroyed by old men with nuclear weapons than by the 6-finger-picture machine.

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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 22/09/2026

1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.

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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 21/09/2026

There’s a 10% chance that Furbies may eradicate humanity says CEO of Furbies PLC

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 19/09/2026

Enjoying MOTD. Hows it gannin, Bruno? Do ya love ya new cloob? 😂

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 19/09/2026

Thought the ref was giving himself a yellow there 😂 #nufc

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 19/09/2026

what a shot Joe willock

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 15/09/2026

Who's this young bloke Hopey keeps putting on his thumbnails? 😂

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 14/09/2026

Wake up Matty, I think i got something to say to you. What a shit show. Apart from Horny and Hall, I've got nothing good to say. im going to bed.

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 14/09/2026

#nufc The young midfield pairing combining well there 😭

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 13/09/2026

This morning's brekkie. Toasted focaccia, tomato salsa, avocado, scrambled egg. Lush. #FoodWanker

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Man Utd could clear their debt and make themselves richer than City by the simple device of charging a tenner to kick Fernandes in the bollocks.

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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I see yer ma's got a new warning sign

Sign on a funfair ride that states 'this is a boisterous ride'

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 13/09/2026

Quite proud to say this is my 5th Great North Run (watching)

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 12/09/2026

Im boycotting The Range

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 12/09/2026

Hurry up and cool down!

a wet blob of focaccia dough with cling film over the top

a golden brown focaccia in a tin on a stove top. there are sprigs of rosemary scattered over the top

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Nick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Let's stop asking people whether they 'believe in' climate change and start asking whether they understand it. It's science, not the tooth fairy.

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 11/09/2026

In town waiting for coffee overheard a young woman making a call: "There's a bunch of firefighters here. I cant think how to make that into content? Oh yeah, the 9-11 shit. Nice one."

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Friend: "Did you already eat, or do you want to go to get tacos?" Me: "Correct."

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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you have succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you’re someone. You hear them shouting “Heil, Spode!” and you imagine it is the Voice of the People.” Bertie Wooster

Daniel Thomas and his Black Shorts in London today.

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Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 09/09/2026

Did you know you can pay people to do spells on Etsy, the well-known hand-made goods marketplace? There are options for how powerful you want the spell to be, for fucks sake.

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