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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey

@toonarmy2112.bsky.social
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I'm a #NUFC fan. My liver hates me, my bank account fears me, and my heart belongs to Shola Ameobi.

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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 39m
To be fair, if I was going to execute someone, I’d want it live streamed. I’d also surrender any shred of humanity that i had left. I lived there and most people are nice. Their politics are fucked up.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 59m
Nostalgia warning. #nufc
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 5h
Imagine getting mauled by a tiger. If you end up in that position I’d suggest Darwinism is probably winning.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 17h
It’s all gone a bit ‘radge’ at Old Trafford.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 18h
I see the mackems lost too. This never fails to please me.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 18h
If spurs were less ‘spursy’ They’d be battering this lot. Crikey.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 18h
Having watched Man Utd win everything during my childhood years, it is nice watching them be proper shite.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saturday kitchen makes me want to stab myself in the eyes. The irony is I love cooking. Just not with Tory cunts.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mobland hasn’t suffered the ‘2nd series syndrome’. It’s quite fucking good.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What’s your guiltiest pleasure? Mine is gogglebox on a Saturday morning. It’s complete bilge but I love it. That is all.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They do all have guns though
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I used to live in Texas. Most of the good people will not wish to watch someone bring killed. They’re an ok bunch of people.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watching how the BBC cover the Green Party vs reform is disgusting. It reminds me why I don’t give them money,
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/10/2026
Any nation that live streams executions is a shithole country.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What a woman… This lady makes me proud to be British.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
BBC news is very good at reminding me why I don’t watch this shite. Stick your ‘soft power’ up your arse. Certainly don’t expect me to pay for it. Cunts.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s easier when you’re drunk.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you pick up your phone while driving, you’re a selfish, worthless cunt. This is a fact, not an opinion.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When my audience dwindles…
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right, mind dump: Would you rather drill for centuries to extract the ghosts of time gone by to make energy, or….
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Sausage Wind Turbines
ALT: Sausage Wind Turbines
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember when music was music?!
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For hundreds of years we were envied by the world, had running water and power for all. The national grid was built with taxpayer coin. It’s now a PLC. It was our ancestors that sweat blood to achieve this. Never intended to benefit shareholders. Burnham wants to take this back? Fuck yeah.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t engage with businesses or organisations that send letters. It’s 20 fucking 26. Cunts. Thanks for your attention on this matter.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We should all be a bit more like Christa Pike. Probably with less murder, but more like her. Legend.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I worked in wholesale energy markets for 15 years so know what I’m talking about… This is what we should be protesting about. Not boats.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even if she is guilty, she should not face this. Inhumane is not a strong enough word.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Messi will be back before the next World Cup. Bookmark this shizzle!
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some Tory cunt spouting fiscal prudence on the news. The BBC expect us to pay for this shite. It’s like getting counselling from your abuser. Stop the world, I’m getting off.
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ignorance was shown the door!
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy Takeover Anniversary #NUFC
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Part of Maggie’s privatisation involved normalising allowing companies to sit on our balance. This isn’t normal throughout the rest of the world. Pay for what you use, not what you may. They make money off your ignorance. Cunts.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Talk.,,
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@dollyscrum.bsky.social can we cuddle?
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want you soo much. Is that ok?x
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m doing my best.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Badenoch makes me want to eat my own eyeballs. I do enjoy her ambivalence to the fact she’s viewed so dimly, by so many, in their eyes. The minute they find someone with crowd-appeal, she is turbo-fucked. If she had any power she’d have been dead (politically) yesterday.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you’ve made the bold move to Bluesky - kudos. If you repost x shite on here, please don’t. It’s as ignorant as it’s self-absorbed. Please do better.
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Founding Father Says: Do Better!
ALT: Founding Father Says: Do Better!
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unlike many of their schools, France are not on fire tonight. 🇫🇷 🔥
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great pass by Labia
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World Cup Belgium
ALT: World Cup Belgium
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Cécile Archives @cecilearchives.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
French people to Irish civil service: Oh you're striking? That's cute! 🥰 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💣💣💣💣💣
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Has anyone had the good grace to tell all these ‘religious types’ ALL religion is made up and it’s getting silly now? I get it 300+ years ago. These days, less so. Grow up.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Enjoying the darts. Luke needs to pull his finger out here mind. 🎯
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today I’m watching the entire Batman Trilogy, I’ve never seen it and this needed to be addressed.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They'll miss the tips.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The duality of man 😂
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had to put a hoodie on when I got out of bed this morning. I’m not leaving the house until April.
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Jon Snow: Winter Is Coming (Game of Thrones)
ALT: Jon Snow: Winter Is Coming (Game of Thrones)
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spain or Scotland match? I can’t decide which one to watch. Hmmm.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How long until the Croatian kids get a bit neo-Nazi?
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saturday Morning North Shields Soundtrack- Copper Chopper. Lovely stuff.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s on…
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