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MartysPhotos91

@martysphotos91.bsky.social
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Camogie photographer. Warbird enthusiast. Irish history. Newcastle United sufferer. Targaryen. Jedi. Hobbit. Ravenclaw. Hungry. #NUFC Geordies are black and white.

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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah I’ll buy that
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Mark @quigonsmith.bsky.social · 15h
You love to see it. End this cinematic nightmare.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 19h
The right way
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 22h
I have a similar body to Shane Gillis. There’s no fucking way he goes to the gym.
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 22h
It wasn’t 4-1 to us though and it’s off the back of a 4-1 loss to Leeds. An awful performance against Hull that could have been two points dropped. There was a fight back against Bournemouth but we were awful. Unconvincing against Milwall. Liverpool aside the performances have all been awful.
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 23h
I can’t see the current bloke being in charge as long as Howe. He’d probably be good in the Championship though.
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That was worryingly awful.
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Toure going off injured meaning we have no choice but to suffer more fucking Jacob Murphy…
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
4… struggling to remember a worse performance from a Newcastle team. Absolutely shambolic.
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Week ruined but fatty frank fucking Lampard
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Botman channeling his inner Schär
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Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I for one, miss the international break
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We might consider a sub or two maybe? Nah? Nah.
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Losing to a fucking championship club
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What a fuckin waste of a Monday night
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Three week break to be losing to a team managed by Frank fucking Lampard… Christ. Thankfully we are usually better second half… we need to be
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s gonna be one of those nights….
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
men take note of who in this story comes out looking genuine and respectful and who comes out looking like a strain of syphilis that was granted a wish to become a real boy
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Penalty aside we’ve been the better team.
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Classic Newcastle
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 12/10/2026
Welcome back lads!
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
SCAMMERS: Stop concocting elaborate stories about west African royal families and siezed funds, just buy a social media company and nerds will give you their credit card details
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Can they not just fuck off altogether?
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Mark @quigonsmith.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Amazing way of admitting you flunked out.
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Mark @quigonsmith.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“What’s Aeneas up to these days?”
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Finally! Twenty five years after our last league game, #NUFC play tonight! Its matchday! Let's fucking go! 😁😁
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s called my “to read pile”
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The times I was told it wasn't an unfair advantage it was just a pecking order: Beardsley Hamann Enrique Carroll Wijnaldum Isak I'm absolutely up for fighting unfair advantage, just so long as it isn't allowed to remain for a select few. #NUFC
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Chicks dig the scar
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hahaha Liverpool. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving club. Get fucked.
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Jooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 10/10/2026
What if we kissed in the dressing room after red card for headbutt against Manchester United 😳😳
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ElShitico has been one for the history books tonight!
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Justice
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
for complicated reasons I found myself reading a Guardian review of a farewell concert by the rock band Kiss from a few years ago and... ...this paragraph did not go where I expected it to go:
Guardian article text:

Paul Stanley’s stage banter – delivered in a voice that’s part disgruntled parrot, part man having his balls unexpectedly squeezed, and part kids’ entertainer – remains a thing of astonishment: “I think sometimes, after Makin’ Love, you have to call the doctor … not any doctor … I’m not talking about any doctor. I’m talking about … Calling Doctor Love.” Incredibly, that’s an improvement on his ending of a minute’s silence for the Manchester bombing in 2017 with the announcement: “Does anyone here like to Lick It Up?”
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
£800m for Everton? At that price surely it’s just easier to burn your money!
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 09/10/2026
The Green Party need to kick out the antisemites and get back to what the party was supposed to be all about: Opposing solar farms and high speed rail.
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Manchester United, Arsenal and Liverpool have had a much more detrimental effect on the Premier League than anything Manchester City have done.
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Office of Public Works @opwireland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dare to discover Ireland's spooky past? From ghostly tales and #Halloween trails to the legend of the Banshee, OPW heritage sites are hosting events for all ages this October. Learn more: cutt.ly/iyQGW9fj Explore what's on at heritageireland.ie #HeritageIreland #OPW
The Rock of Cahel perched on a hill overlooking a lush valley at sunset with vibrant orange and purple skies.
📸 Rock of Cashel - Courtesy Brian Morrison
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Go off, king.
AUG 31. 2026 7:00 AM
From Salmonella Eggs to Diarrhea Lettuce, WIhy This Has Been a Sick Hot American Summer
While Trump administration cuts have contributed to Americans' gastrointestinal distress, there are also deeper issues that make the US food supply chain susceptible to parasites and bacteria outbreaks.Why we don't know what food is spreading the parasite sickening thousands
There's a lag between when people consume the parasite and when symptoms appear, making it tough for those infected to remember what they ate to pinpoint the
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July 10, 026What to know about cyclosporiasis, the intestinal illness hitting the U.S. UPDATED JULY 14, 2026 8:55 PM ET By Joe Hernandez, Allison Aubrey, Joseph KimEExplosive diarrhoea' outbreak remains a mystery as officials struggle to find sources
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Americans will be like EW BEANS, DIE UK DIE and then wash their chicken in bleach.
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Kev Hall @kevhall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cheating: Breaking the rules to gain an advantage. Not cheating: Making the rules to gain an advantage. Reap what you sow, Premier League. #ManCity
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s a helluva drug
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Chris Waugh @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👀 The below graphics outline the drastic changes to #NUFC's structure since October 7, 2021 5️⃣ From pared-back & having only one director/board member under Ashley to having a professional, bolstered structure with experts in new key positions 5 years in: www.nytimes.com/athletic/765...
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy #Cans to all who celebrate
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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David Beech @davidbeech.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hadn't realised Zack Polanski had not voted either way on the Green's racist new policy and sorry that's not leadership it's cowardice. No excuses for not voting *he could do it online*. Beginning of the end of his leadership I reckon (in time) and rightly so.
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