iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 12/10/2026

'Vertical Football' is so-called because you allow your opponent to kick you directly up the arse. #nufc

010

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 12/10/2026

Big Joe hattrick incoming #nufc

000

Reposted by Nick Mao

Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

810207384629

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 07/10/2026

And the Nobel Prize for Physics is awarded to whoever invented the little bumhole in sauce bottles. Genius.

110

Reposted by Nick Mao

Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I worked in wholesale energy markets for 15 years so know what I’m talking about… This is what we should be protesting about. Not boats.

94917

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Happy birthday young 'un!

010

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 04/10/2026

Also went to Prudhoe Castle, which was cool. I love a castle. I didn't even know this one was here!

000

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 04/10/2026

Went to that Brockbushes place today. Pretty poor. £20 for this, including £1.50 for a splat of bbq sauce.

010

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 02/10/2026

I totally get concerns and objections: It's when people hate things because its the fashionable thing to do that annoys me.

110

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 02/10/2026

Hate Seeking Missiles 🙂

111

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 01/10/2026

Went in the garage. Regretted it.

000

Reposted by Nick Mao

Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Liquid Bluesky

National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease

112953386

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 29/09/2026

We should replace the word Artificial with Super in all instances. eg. "This patient needs Super Respiration immediately!" or "Your mam's new Super Tits look nice."

000

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 29/09/2026

Lots of lovely new friends today thanks to @robmanuel.b3ta.com 's b3ta list. I've been on worse lists (joke). Hello!

041

Reposted by Nick Mao

Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026

This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose

692158710

Reposted by Nick Mao

weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

62107302533

Reposted by Nick Mao

Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 26/09/2026

Manchester City should ask the electorate of Clacton if they are guilty or not.

426647

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 26/09/2026

Been watching In The Night Garden with the granddaughter. Waiting for them to go home now so I can have my Tomblibooze.

120

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 25/09/2026

After 2 years I finally got over 1000 subscribers on my side hustle youtube channel. Now I need the merely quadruple my watch hours and ill be eligible for monetization!

040

Reposted by Nick Mao

Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

After 12 years, justice has finally been served. Cheick Tioté’s volley against Man City has been retrospectively awarded as part of the 115-charge investigation. Score corrected to 1–1 ✅

0507

Reposted by Nick Mao

MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

All joking aside, we probably should just relegate Everton

0142

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 23/09/2026

On the whole, I think humanity has more chance of being destroyed by old men with nuclear weapons than by the 6-finger-picture machine.

030

Reposted by Nick Mao

Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 22/09/2026

1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.

26897468

Reposted by Nick Mao

Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 21/09/2026

There’s a 10% chance that Furbies may eradicate humanity says CEO of Furbies PLC

4223

Nick Mao @nickmao.co.uk · 19/09/2026

Enjoying MOTD. Hows it gannin, Bruno? Do ya love ya new cloob? 😂

120

Reposted by Nick Mao

Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.