Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 48m"It's the negotiator in me..." You just know this cunt goes to the local bazaar/market on holiday, insists on haggling and gets absolutely fucking fleeced. 000
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1hAnd now a pair of cunts with a £750k budget who want a £900k house. 000
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1hThis pair of cunts on Location...we have a very small budget for what we want... "YOU CAN'T FUCKING AFFORD WHAT YOU WANT!" 130
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce WoosterTrumpton Fire Brigade ultra @captainflack.bsky.social · 6h 1236
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 6hRewatching the Colin from Accounts finale: "Still a bit sharp..." got me roaring again. 000
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce WoosterKelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 12hLast call for this week's substack post about the Sham-piones. Ole ole ole etc. kellywelles101.substack.com/p/schrodinge... 121
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce WoosterGail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk 39180
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you were playing a Nazi Kidfucker XI, I'd not be rooting for you cunts. 260
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce WoosterBert @hutch70.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So Wigan won an FA cup final against a team they shouldn't have played against.. Strip it from them That how this work right 011
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce WoosterTDM @doddsy1975.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fans of the “big teams” getting upset by the Man City situation amuse me. Boo hoo. It’s ultimately your teams fault. The rules were brought in to stifle others so you could continue to take the piss. You’re upset it didn’t work. Fuck off. 6155
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Did they impose Everton's punishment at the same time they announced the verdict, or is my mind playing tricks? 210
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fuck me, this lad's milked 18 appearances well. 300
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Kes Four Lions Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy Bridge on the River Kwai Carry on Camping 010
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So, this woman who raised the alert was "driving home late after a party"... 000
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026She's not angry, she's just disappointed. 220
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ireland go three up against Israel 052
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Reminder that out of 92 clubs, Everton have gone the longest without a tangible achievement to celebrate. 110
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce WoosterDirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I would like the 1981 quarter final v City replayed until Imre Varadi manages NOT to put it wide from six yards at 2-1. Granted that may take some time. 131
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Which cunt in the Irish squad abused the lad who didn't want to play? 100
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Never Puts Ned's Atomic Dustbins Out 060
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Slayer - Reign in Blood Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast Metallica - Master of Puppets The Wonder Stuff - Eight Legged Groove Machine Ned's Atomic Dustbin - God Fodder 020
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026England letting in two soft goals? 110
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Parent company. She didn't own the factory. We're not the Starmers. 210
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026For a while the parent owned Smith's Crisps (before they became Walkers): bags of Monster Munch, Bacon Fries etc on a similar scale. Amazed I reached the age of 18 weighing under ten stone. 310
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pfft. My mother worked at Jacobs and used to get boxes of a hundred for £1.50. I couldn't eat another Club biscuit at gunpoint. 130
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Any journos pointing out how Chelsea have been allowed to get off with bent shite left, right and centre? 110
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Adrian Durham in good points shocker: - If guilty, City should be punished - The rules are a load of shite designed to protect three clubs' success - City being punished for pumping money into football, the Glazers free to bleed United dry - City fans will embrace the consequences 290
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce WoosterJumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026MCFC after the appeal verdict 2029 0173
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh God, City's next game is against Shelbyville. Imagine the banners.... 250
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce WoosterAndrew Jai Presly @andrewjaipresly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026 3285
