Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsChappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 11htoday's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996 6046431170
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsZed @behindthebluemotel.com · 12hI know this has been covered in various component aspects that I understand and have understood but I'm still having a very mild lightbulb moment that AI agents probably sound a lot more revolutionary if you've never done a task yourself without handing it off to your PA 25113
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsJo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 16hI like that Magyar is just calling the de-Orbánisation process ‘Operation Purge’. No pissing about with cutesy names like ‘Renewing Hungary’ or ‘Building our Shared Future Together’. Just ‘Operation Purge’. 15210
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 21h"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school 74096885
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsDr Rebecca Tyson @tyguson.bsky.social · 28/09/20261. #MedievalSky, grab a lifejacket and a seasickness bag, we’re casting off on a thread about the Norman invasion fleet in 1066! 960 years ago, the Normans landed at Pevensey and established a base at the Roman shore fort which was already succumbing to erosion from the sea on its south side. 1/20 6254105
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 206188595357
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsPolly Schattel @pollyschattel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I briefly met Harlan Ellison a million years ago, he was signing books in a university bookstore. I asked him what he was going to do that night. “Sit in my hotel room and stare at the wall,” he said. 311551
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsMonks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026grazing animals' eyeballs rotate when they lower their heads to keep their pupils aligned with the horizon. you know this now. you're welcome 13714185
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsJohn Warner @biblioracle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To my mind, it’s all about optimizing v. experiencing. The optimizers firmly believe that they can improve or even perfect life processes. Experiencers don’t see life this way. Culture pushes us towards optimization, but this is just not consistent with how we act or what makes us happy. 55312
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I don’t have much in the way of historical anniversaries for 29 September. I mean, this was 11 years ago today, but... somehow, it seems to have lost some of its entertainment value in the intervening years 15312
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsAlan @gammacounter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh, swallowed button batteries are life-threatening medical emergencies. See xrays of them routinely. I don’t think anybody said “Let’s invent a battery that somebody will want to swallow,” but “Let’s invent a battery that if a child swallows it they won’t be dead in 24 hours.” 1101
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the world is a rough place these days, but there are tiny glimmers of light everywhere if you know where to look for example, my sister just texted that their youngest decided to take up the trumpet and was honking away all evening in the garage, driving them nuts, and that did bring me real joy 580654
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsIan McMillan @imcmillan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Streets of Closed-down pubs: The unlit suplands 812930
Reposted by Nick Fitzsimonsrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks 191658255
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsTomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Shabana Mahmood driving around local dogging spots, shouting "YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT US" then driving away. 1243
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsDr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them! 895433932
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsCrime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 28/09/2026I am a barrister who once spent time seconded to the CPS serious crimes unit making charging decisions. Today, you can pretend to be one too and work through the decision-making framework in a very serious case. The police have multiple suspects in custody and the phone just rang. 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 📱 👮♀️ 🚨 415970
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsBree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026I had a diagnoses for over 15 years before I got prescribed stimulants and that first week was the first time I understood that other people can apparently think "I should bring this to the kitchen" and then they can get up and bring something to the kitchen. just like that. like magic. 650629
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsSunsette / Cynthia Skye @sunderedmarches.com · 27/09/2026The era of the CRT almost feels like a fever dream in retrospect. "We have put enough lightning into a gun to kill you and it shoots tiny images at you impossibly fast" feels like a Rube Goldberg solution compared to "tiny crystals change color" until you understand the materials science challenges 36610
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 22/02/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_... The Battle of Holbeck Moor in 1936. Oswald Mosley (whose grandson runs Palantir UK) tried to start nazi shit in the Jewish quarter of Leeds. *30,000* antifascists showed up to tell him to eat shit and die, pelting him and his buddies with rocks til they fled.en.wikipedia.orgBattle of Holbeck Moor - Wikipedia 5402143
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsKate Watson @loreandordure.com · 27/09/2026Morning nerds! Who wants breakfast? 6282
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026if Eliezer Yudkowsky was born into a somewhat poorer family and missed a couple lucky breaks, he’d have ended up as an archetypal specimen of your friend’s older cousin who keeps boa constrictors and makes you listen to him talk about quantum physics in his parent’s basement in exchange for weed 301988166
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦⬛ 492541551
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life. 14195042193
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsThe Barbarienne @thebarbarienne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026now with alt-text 010151
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comFawlty Towers Manuel: I Know NothingAlt: Fawlty Towers Manuel: I Know Nothing 1176
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsGreg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is beautiful writing about what happens when strangers on the internet narrativise you, based on 30 seconds of video 👇 510430
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsDan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Amazing investigation by TaxWatch into an offshore tax advice network that appears to be linked to Craig Whyte, the disgraced former owner of Rangers. The network may be fake. The advice is bogus. Anyone following it is going to end up in a bad place. 110223
Reposted by Nick Fitzsimonsedith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When was the last time anyone was gruntled, realistically? 11402
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 26/09/2026this kind of outcome was predictable the moment so-called "agents" became productized. the Spam Economy azhdarchid.com/imagining-th...azhdarchid.comImagining the Car but not the Traffic JamYour typical example of how AI can make life better is analogous to saying 212743
Nick Fitzsimons @nickfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You tell young people nowadays that there were violent disagreements about changing the terminology around database replication from “master/slave” to “primary/replica” and they just nod and say “Yeah, some of you old farts are a right bunch of cunts.” 020
Nick Fitzsimons @nickfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Walkers have done something to their crisps in the last few months that makes all their flavours taste weaker than they used to. I suspect they’ve reduced the salt level; all the flavourings rely on salt to give them some oomph. Might pop across town to their factory and protest outside. 100
Nick Fitzsimons @nickfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Many replies say “Just tell them how you want it cut” which misses the (to me) obvious point that that’s the tricky bit if you don’t know the terminology. I know 1 is extremely short and higher numbers less so, but that’s the limit of my knowledge; and what if you don’t want just clipping all over? 100
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 383112853052
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsJoe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 25/09/2026I've got to stop getting sucked in by "easy DIY" videos which are only easy if you already have a complete workshop with about £10k worth of power tools. 14565
Reposted by Nick Fitzsimonsfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The woman who makes my Subway sandwich looks at me the way that hotel receptionist, played by Sally Phillips, used to look at Alan Partridge 212975
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsThis Is My Glasgow @thisismyglasgow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This old wall on the banks of the Clyde in the East End of Glasgow might not look like much, but it's got a great story behind it, and its one that still has an impact to this day. Cont./ #glasgow #glasgowhistory #harviesdyke #publicrightofway 410924
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsPlashing Vole @plashingvole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026‘While Hamlet delivers his soliloquy, the ghost of his father hoovers in the background’. 819912
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsBedWords @snacklesbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i'm still seeing this get shared so just a reminder, this article is wrong in many places and london daily is one of those fake ai newspapers 6565208
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsJudith Jesch @judithjesch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🧵 A reminder #OTD that 'Hardrada' makes no sense in any language. The Norwegian king who died at Stamford Bridge in #1066 was called Haraldr harðráði in Old Norse. Such bynames or nicknames can (and should) usually be translated. His means something like 'Hard Ruler' or 'Stern Ruler'. 1215438
Reposted by Nick Fitzsimons🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 24/09/2026OK this description made me LAUGH go.bsky.app/JKv3BWU 4618
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsCharlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sidenote but I discovered recently that the four-year-old thought plaques on benches marked where people had actually died, casting Crystal Palace park as the site of a horrific massacre 2452
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Every photo of Altman looks like he just got caught jerking off in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese 462830475
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 24/09/2026But with a few tweaks, a thriller can be a rom-com and a rom-com a thriller. Stalking, lying, deranged schemes… add some Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra music and it’s charming. Use shrieking or ominous strings and it’s suspense 2325
Reposted by Nick FitzsimonsMerchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 24/09/2026We are a very old building. We have lots of keys. We have lots of keys that don’t open anything. Join us for a one off installment of, “Keys of the Merchant Adventurers’ Hall that are pretty but completely useless”. 🔑 🧵 17515128
Nick Fitzsimons @nickfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My Dad and Tony Booth were in the same class at school. Mysteriously, by the time my Dad was in his early forties, Mr. Booth had somehow managed to remain in his late thirties, according to the tabloid newspapers of the day. 010