Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The international feeds where they only have one commentator always have the air of a man slowly losing his mind, having to have a 90minute conversation with himself. 000
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Pep Guardiola showing just how many contracts he had with Manchester City 000
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Really funny that Norway's golden generation got to the same world cup stage as Sweden's 2018 side whose top scorer was Andreas Granqvist 000
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Doesn't happen often but whenever someone mentions the Seychelles I automatically say Shells 020
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nice independent football regulator you got there. Be a shame if you needlessly undermined it at the first opportunity 110
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Feels unlikely but only fair that City are now also investigated for 2020 - 2026. Given it's unlikely they decided to stop what had been a hugely successful practice of cheating at the end of the 19/20 season. 040
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Trying to leave a heart emoji on the picture of my nephew my brother sent but accidentally leaving a thumbs down 001
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Counter Terrorism Police after 3 minutes of interviewing the Fairford 5 010
Reposted by TomasAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one is about dumping a load in public, and the other is improper disposal of trash 06719
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh god someone's going to have to explain what dogging is to the Americans 000
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Shabana Mahmood driving around local dogging spots, shouting "YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT US" then driving away. 1243
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As a catholic nation I'd have assumed Spain would embrace crosses 000
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How many hotdog's is an acceptable amount to eat at a job interview? 010
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Finally a PM who's serious about tackling the discrimination against Anheuser-Busch profits 110
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026People focus on all the murders Jeffrey Dahmer committed and unfairly disregard that he also stopped murdering people. 001
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Going to move to the Basque country and make my fortune selling black hair dye 020
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Every time Brobbey scores I wonder what would've happened if any of the following hadn't happened. Liam Delap not getting injured. Nicolas Jackson not refusing to leave his loan at Bayern. Marc Guiu not being recalled from Sunderland and finally Sunderland not having to buy Brobbey to replace Guiu. 000
Reposted by TomasStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Who took this pic, Brooklyn Beckham? 537452
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We're moving house tomorrow, forgot how echoey homes feel when almost everything you own is in boxes 100
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You can tell Real Madrid are the richest club in the world if they can afford this amount of colour printer ink www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukJose Mourinho prints out Atletico Madrid 'red card' incidents after Real Madrid lose derbyReal Madrid manager Jose Mourinho prints out screenshots displaying two incidents he believes should have resulted in Atletico Madrid dismissals. 0246
Reposted by TomasHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 19/09/2026"Yarrrr, me parents are dead in an alley" 522236
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Why was Nicolas Jackson refusing to celebrate his goal and why did Unai Emery celebrate by beating the shit out of a bag of balls? 001
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I just don't see why my washing machine would need to be wifi connected 010
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The "it all ending badly" stage with De Zerbi is happening quicker each time. Soon enough it'll all end badly twice in a season. 000
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When you get the Olympics Vs When a rower gets torn to pieces by a crocodile 25612
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What the fuck are you on about, 8 of Newcastle's players were in the premier league last season. They didn't forget it was a physical league because a new manager came in. 010
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Anyway Frank Lampard should take the international break to either shave it off or come back with the world's most luxurious wig. 000
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Coventry's kit looks too much like 90s Sheffield Wednesday. 110
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If you had your own website, dedicated to you, at which stage putting together these FAQs would you reconsider your life? 000
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Is the Packers kicker being called Smack nominative determinism? 020
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Love UK NFL coverage. Where else could you find a disinterested Paul Merson talking about the Minnesota Vikings defence 031
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Can't imagine why Spurs' front line of Savio, Marmoush and Solanke with their 18 goals from 92 games between them last year are struggling to score. 010
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Pierre Sage could only look more stereotypically French if he was smoking an incredibly thin cigarette and carrying a bag of baguettes 000
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Need to get Keir Starmer to promise to never pay off my mortgage 030
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What would be the funniest thing, that Trump clearly has no knowledge of, to endorse? 400
Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm currently 24hours into a stomach bug which I'd prefer as an option to seeing this 000
