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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎶 That’s sound of the men…smoking on the choom…ga-a-aang…
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
French flies! Fly-ed rice! Strawberry-Rhubarb Fly!
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How about I knock your lights out!?
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fall of Civs and hardcore history new episodes drop same day, unbelievable
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
cream of dual jabar
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Amazingly TWO (2) very famous NBA players are from here
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well, if yall will allow me to start…. FUCK YOU, BELGIUM. BE FRENCH OR BE DUTCH, WE ALL GOT TOGETHER AND DECIDED WE’RE SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT.
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
World Cup ads have made me aware of a whole sub-genre of media that I think has to be called “Foxslop”
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Laid off 200 out of like 24,000 employees… while total headcount is increasing or flat every year of this millennium except for the GFC lol
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nathan, vengeful spirit of emails @wiseposter.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
due to their intense inflicting of pain, whenever i visit the pump that is, i call them gasp prices.
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Regrettably I have to call this shot now: mark down tonight as Geno’s hard MAGA turn
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/04/2026
When most athletes/coaches say God caused this game's outcome: that's probably not how it works When Dawn Staley says it about the game that made Geno poop his pants: won't He do it 🙌
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Well… at least I can say this: “Markwayne Mullin” is the funniest fuckin name I’ve ever heard in my life
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I enjoyed the USA hockey team, but I fuckin despise this USA baseball team, I hope Acuña hits a ball so hard it goes through the glass behind left field.
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century
a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I have obtained a letter of marque and reprisal from a small landlocked Caucasian breakaway republic, I have access to the family rowboat and am in the process of buying several axes, so I would hardly say it's correct to label me "unemployed".
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Richard Hanania doesn't want to join the fight against Trump, he wants to be part of the leadership class. It's a pretty important distinction.
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Typically, not a big mineral water person, but it’s ridiculous how good topo Chico is, like how’d they do that
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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8News WRIC Richmond @wric.com · 23/12/2025
StubHub apologizes for mix-up involving heavy metal band Lamb of God, Christian concert
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StubHub apologizes for mix-up involving heavy metal band Lamb of God, Christian concert
StubHub’s website apparently confused a Christian concert called “Andrew Peterson’s Behold the Lamb of God” with the heavy metal band Lamb of God.
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Seeing pleasant posts again after getting sick of twitter and finally deleting the app:
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I have never once felt the need to personally apologize for being white— though I have felt the need to apologize on behalf of other white people before… so in that sense nothing’s changed.
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Ted cruz
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Rethinking my stance on the death penalty apple.news/AdH7s4BKOQYG...
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The Chinese Billionaires Having Dozens of U.S.-Born Babies Via Surrogate — The Wall Street Journal
Videogame executive Xu Bo, said to have more than 100 children, and other elites build mega-families, testing citizenship laws and drawing on nannies, IVF and legal firms set up to help them
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Normal @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social episode
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
When you’ve gotta hoop at 7, but an alkaline trio show at 9
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Why do this dudes always look so insane? Have you seen the palantir guy lately? He looks like he’s intentionally try to look more like a howling lunatic. Gen. LeMay would’ve loved the shit these guys do but never would’ve done business with guys that looked like this.
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
tangential, but it’s funny how these anti-trans assholes act like trans girls are shattering records and stealing scholarships all the time; this was just a local meet! The winner’s time wasn’t even close to the kind that attracts scholarships, zero consequences in the grand scheme
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Jesus Wikipedia editor, you could’ve just said “airplane accident”
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
You don’t get bios like this anymore…
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/01/2025
USERS: I hate using instagram now, the algorithm sucks, all I see is brands and clickbait. I wish they’d just show me what my friends are up to META: We trapped a little version of you inside your phone so we can torture him forever :)
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
you: hey gorf, what's the weather today ai assistant gorf trained on your posts: she high pressure on my front til i briefly precipitate
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
People keep saying stuff like “it’s going to be 2016 forever” but that’s just kinda how it works. This was, effectively, another NAFTA election, it’s actually going to be 1994 forever.
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚣𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝, 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚣𝚘𝚗𝚎
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I hate Sam Altman’s face. It looks like the best possible version of a face transplant after a chimp ripped the first one off
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Did something change in the last few years? I feel like referees, especially in college sports, have just gotten unbelievably bad.
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Not sure what the big deal is about The Line in Saudi Arabia… Sułoszowa Poland is centuries ahead
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Lookin good! 👍
Meet the nine republicans running for speaker but I put in funny pictures
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
“medieval vibes”?? Spotify wyd
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Israel is going to try and annex the “evacuation zone”
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Baseball is a game of rhythm, it’s so dumb to reward the two best teams in each league with like 6 days of not playing… the Dodgers, Orioles and Braves all won a 100 games and combined for 1 win in the playoffs
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Either Travis Kelce filmed 400 commercials this week, or this thing with Taylor Swift is a work
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Sir, that’s a minivan
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Dre @newhandledre.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Forgot about the test and got spooked
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