Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026asking me if i have a snapchat is immediately an ick for me. what are we 12 years old? grow up and get discord like an adult 151439
Six is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just ask for nudes instead of asking someone to install an entire platform for nudes, coward. 010
Lee Cronin's: Xaqula @xaq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Skipping all digital forms going forward and asking what PO Box I can send missives from the home front to. 1100
Karl Keyton @karlkeyton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sending you artful nudes via my trusty man servant who will politely hand them off to your household assistant 110
Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 05/10/2026"Hey do you have snapchat" is a nice way of saying "Hey, I'd like to send you dick pics without my wife finding out" 1190
Sell the team Chris @cloudwall53.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Too young for Yahoo email to old for Snapchat: the lost generation 000
DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey Morty I finally got a MySpace wanna hang 020
Lily Crue Tamed by Titanium @lilycrue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Smoke signals are the only acceptable form of distance communication for romance. 010
VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"can I have your LinkedIn is the only social media I use regularly" sized red flag 050
Tony Hunter @kineticimpulser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Discord is legitimately the only social media app I fear losing 110
