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Colin

@nderle.bsky.social
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just a man, in this world, going through life with entirely too many cats. all views, shitposts, opinions, cats, jokes, and stuff have not been reviewed nor approved by my employer

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 55m
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 4h
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 3h
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 8h
I will never respect Bibberty. I would throw him into a wood chipper without a second thought.
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Colin @nderle.bsky.social · 15h
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Colin @nderle.bsky.social · 21h
I hope Berto is having the night of his life.
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The Infamous 2023 Radio Caller Rant about the Chicago White Sox
YouTube video by Bat Country
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 23h
So, the White Sox. Literally the White Sox.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, is it?
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im old enough to remember North Carolina losing the All-Star game because of transphobic legislation (bathroom ban) in the year of our WokeLord: TWO THOUSAND AND SIXTEEN
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i regret to inform you that people have absolutely lost it www.404media.co/someone-tort...
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Someone ‘Torturing’ LLMs in a Robot Prison Has Triggered the Dumbest Debate in AI Yet
The "AI Torture Chamber" has opened an upsetting and absurd window into the effective altruist obsession with "model welfare."
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Colin @nderle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it is far from ideal that, three weeks into the season, we are trying to cobble together a makeshift offensive line from the scrap pile. but this is preferable to the alternative - continuing to run The Worst Offensive Line in the History of Pro Football out there and ruining Jordan Love.
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 29/09/2026
new mcmansion hell about whatever the hell is going on with ceiling fans right now mcmansionhell.com/post/8291279...
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what is going on with ceiling fans
Sometimes new design phenomena slip past even those of us who are most in tune with the happenings of the built environment. Such is the case with whatever the hell is going on with commercial ceiling...
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they are stealing billions from us in order to build data centers in our backyards in order to run machines designed to take our jobs and ultimately enslave us
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
(Screenshot of Amazon review)

Five stars - Verified Purchase
Spider dreams guaranteed
Got these for a transatlantic flight from Seattle. Took effect about 20 minutes from consumption. I slept for about 4 hours and continued to use them to adjust to the timezone change. Every night I had the same dream about a spider wrapping me in a web very tightly and speaking backwards. It seemed very scared and was furious I could not understand what it was trying to say. 20 years passed in the dream world and eventually the spider and I became close friends and four years later we were married. Understandably our differences were too much and our relationship fell apart from the inside. My infidelity was the last straw and we never recovered from the betrayal. I would always wake up write before we signed the divorce papers. I had this same dream every night for 6 days. Great product. Highly recommend.
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Colin @nderle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
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Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The best part is that Schmitt was so proud of accusing Smith of being in Atlanta based on his attendance at a University of Maryland that he planted this story about how he's a RED HOT VEEP CANDIDATE with Jim Vandehei in advance of the hearing:
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Colin @nderle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gonna get to Mars before he does one (1) squat
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is not an angle of this hideous pig where this sort of thing isn’t happening
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Colin @nderle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Star @star.telstarcat.xyz · 29/09/2026
why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this
Screenshot of an ESPN halftime segment with Jason Kelce wearing a flat cap and a beige-patterned overcoat with a black tie and white undershirt. Chiron below reads "Jalen Hurts (PHI): Rush TD at end of half, ball was snapped with 1 second left"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry it's impossible for me to see Case Keenum without thinking of the drawing the NFL tweeted on the day of the 2018 conference championships
a cartoon image of Case Keenum, Nick Foles, Blake Bortles, and Tom Brady walking towards the Minnesota stadium
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 28/09/2026
he can’t do this, it’s completely illegal, it would cause inflation to spike even more, and even promising to do it is an impeachable offense, which is how this should be reported
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Colin @nderle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my 6th grade social studies teacher was a tiny little man who dressed and talked like Ben Stein and peppered his lessons with repeated deadpan references and allusions to late-70s/early-80s pop culture, including serenading us with “Let’s Get Quizzical” before administering a quiz. he fucking ruled.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Former NFL/NBA/MLB national network sportscaster here: Gambling has absolutely fucking killed sports. RIP
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Colin @nderle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RG3 speedrun any%
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
mfw it's a bullpen game
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the thing about the "you're out of touch if you haven't heard this song" discourse is that radio has been dead for well over a decade. it's extremely normal to listen to a lot of music but still never hear the songs at the top of the charts.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026
checking in on the Vikings subreddit after hearing the JJ McCarthy trade news
reply 1: my dad is predicting Herbert to be a Viking next year 

reply 2: my dad is an alcoholic and is passed out in the front yard
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is the fridge of a person who doesn’t prepare a single meal
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Colin @nderle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 26/09/2026
i hope it's Shakes the Clown
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Math @bigmemath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
congratulations to Luke Fickell and the Wisconsin Badgers for making Matt LaFleur look even worse this week
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy crying in a YouTube channel called the real shed life and his title says “Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa”
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Jaymes @jaymesl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe Luke Fickell’s 5th try at finding a quarterback will work out (when he’s coaching at Miami-Ohio)
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
decided to look up Luke Fickell’s record in conference play at Wisconsin and that was not fun
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Colin @nderle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colton Joseph is painful to watch
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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
It’s hardly a coincidence that the decline of the United States coincided with Cinnamon Toast Crunch transitioning from the bakers - a lovable trio of collaborators who took joy in a delicious breakfast- to the cannibalistic pieces of cereal that ushered in a dystopian age of every entity for itself
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch
graphic reading

USA vs. UK
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