Reposted by JordanTyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/09/2026A key component of the Cambridge Analytica outrage was your friends subjecting you to data theft without your consent or knowledge. Facebook is running the same playbook on your text messages. Even if you’re not on Meta properties, they’re ingesting your interactions. 171631811
Reposted by Jordandan sinker @dansinker.com · 4hYou'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn. 692345727
Reposted by Jordanlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4hI worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is 281035188
Reposted by JordanKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 19hSo former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol 282637296
Reposted by JordanHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19hthe response should be immediate contempt proceedings all the way up the chain of command to the ICE/ERO directors including escalating fines and orders to personally appear in court. if that doesn't do the trick, criminal contempt, throw them in jail. play stupid games, win stupid prizes 442272
Reposted by JordanJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 02/10/2026Okay kids today we're going to learn the difference between mean and median 3243
Reposted by Jordanhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You can tell gop polling is dog shit because they’re suddenly performatively caring about racist slurs 527737
Reposted by JordanPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 02/10/2026When Trump made campaign stops in 2018, one paper estimated that it sank 15 GOP candidates. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...washingtonpost.comAnalysis | Trump brags about getting Republicans elected. Research suggests his endorsements cost 15 seats.Trump spurred turnout with his endorsements — including for the Democratic candidate. 411099164
Reposted by JordanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026TSA famously has bottom-tier job satisfaction (low pay, monotonous, no career advancement, everybody hates having to deal with you, plus you know it's probably pointless) and i think taking away the chairs might be the last straw 1329629
Reposted by JordanJordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026waking up every day in 2026 like: 1147671093
Reposted by JordanJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you need to send a fundraising email with the header “We know you’re not an ATM” maybe it’s a sign you ought to reign in the grifter consulting firms that are alienating supporters with a constant stream of panhandling spam to raise money that mostly gets poured back into their own coffers? 14963170
Reposted by Jordanonion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals 543117547
Reposted by Jordandave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh 224392921
Reposted by JordanCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing 14237721247
Reposted by JordanHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft  191742240
Reposted by JordanAriel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There is a lot of "oh dear" to go around in the results of this very thorough Pew study on the issues with synthetic samples, but this strikes me as particularly "oh dear" www.pewresearch.org/data-labs/20... 7454159
Reposted by JordanThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every time a discourse kicks off over whether AI music, literature or art will be "as good as" the real thing, I'm always amazed more people don't cite that **there already are** creative pursuits where human-free spectacles have been available for decades, and nobody has ever wanted to watch them. 441712334
Reposted by JordanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it 303760355
Reposted by JordanFred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There need to be so many separate indictments so spread out to ensure no one judge or circuit can protect them. And they need to spend the rest of their lives on trial. This can take decades. 120133
Reposted by JordanFred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The strategy next time should be to indict everyone for everything, everywhere. The ex-president, if alive, should get a hundred indictments, spread across as many districts as possible, with as many state charges separately brought as possible. Cabinet members and aides should get dozens. 634390
Reposted by Jordanmuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A CT scan of Trump's brain probably looks like a QR code by now. 371640160
Reposted by JordanET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.” 571813375
Reposted by JordanMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Prem knew about it for years and allowed it b/c Man U was becoming a shitshow and they needed another club with global reach — one that would expand the league’s dominance in new markets. And it worked. So they let it continue. Business decision. www.theguardian.com/football/201...theguardian.comArsène Wenger accuses Manchester City of bending Uefa fair-play rulesArsène Wenger has called on Uefa to investigate Manchester City's sponsorship deal with Etihad Airways 59815
Reposted by JordanJeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I give up. I’m moving into a cave. 743487677
Reposted by JordanBen Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m actually not sure we’re hyping him enough 1493
Reposted by JordanJason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The USMNT is always somewhere between "totally unprepared to play," "ready and waiting for bench-clearing scuffle," and "someone sent off for catastrophic loss of cool" 3632
Reposted by JordanSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's kind of crazy that the Natalie Harp news cycle raised some extremely valid questions about the extent of her influence on our octogenarian narcoleptic, none were answered and the press just stopped wondering. 331881330
Reposted by JordanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again 873405387
Reposted by Jordanlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2026what keeps me up at night is these guys have basically never received real pushback and they still lost their minds and shredded the federal government's regulatory capacity when employees started griping too much in the company slack. What if you actually arrested one of them for their crimes 181144134
Reposted by JordanGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 29/09/2026“the person who is CEO at the time a company goes public will, until their death, have sole power over company decisions, regardless of how much investment they have taken from the public” was just never how any of this was intended to work and it is a catastrophe for corporate governance 131203143
Reposted by JordanGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 29/09/2026this simply should not be legal 171130132
Reposted by JordanBen Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can’t stop wars. Cant stop the president committing nonstop crime. Can’t do anything about Epstein. Or cost of living. Or the environment. They can fuck over workers though. They’ll do that real fast. 137776
Reposted by JordanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It is really remarkable that in a time of historic impasse in Congress, with both houses have been reduced to complete standstills despite a mounting number of political, economic, and ethical crises, both parties have spent months working to pass a bill limiting the pay of college athletes 11646160
Reposted by JordanMatt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We actually don't hate this administration enough 12476302385
Reposted by Jordandr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026he’s 38 and i do believe this is the face any bluesky user would make before being put at quarterback on monday night football 12642107
Reposted by JordanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026for as long as the NWSL has existed, its clubs have had to use cool team names with unique localized branding while MLS teams have just slapped "City United FC" on a private equity-ass crest. but not anymore. women can be boring too 1222222
Reposted by JordanMeg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 28/09/2026I’m at the point where if I’m commissioner for a day I’m banning City, United and FC from all team names. 1428727
Jordan @natfan9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm not gonna lie I thought the agentic AI hollow apology after a tremendous fuckup thing was exaggerated for the memes. 030
Reposted by Jordanlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals 331890323
Reposted by Jordanlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info" 342556540
Reposted by JordanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Verlander being taken out of his final game: aww, it's his daughter! he's crying! we're crying! how can you not be romantic about baseball! Scherzer being taken out of his (maybe) final game: and Scherzer is baring his teeth ... and there's the bite! it'll take a few minutes to clean up the blood 328124
Reposted by JordanCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Max Scherzer going on short rest to catch Verlander's strikeout total -- and nearly damn well doing it -- is some all time inner circle king petty shit, and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable. You gotta tip your cap to a true psycho, and Max Scherzer is an all-time baseball psycho. 19668124
Reposted by Jordanℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026HE JUST TOLD JOHN SCHNEIDER HE'S NOT FUCKING LEAVING LMAO 116434
Reposted by JordanJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The GOP cut funding to the IRS because *audits work* and they fundamentally don't believe rich people should have to play by the rules. 273299771
Reposted by Jordanjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness 111078158
Reposted by JordanJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Glad about the result, but I don’t think it speaks well of us as a country that after two years of human rights violations, war crimes, naked gangster corruption, and contempt for the Constitution, he’s finally unpopular because gas got expensive. 383901762