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@mutantbadger.bsky.social
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he/him Monster Hunter enjoyer. Silly lad. Computer boy. "Sick with it". The Ultimate Patriot 2015.

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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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scorpy @socpens.com · 26/09/2026
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Hot Calc @hotcalc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Monster inbreeding is a serious issue please never purchase a crony, henchman, minion, monster, or dark beast from any Demon King without their proper paperwork, this is what moblins looked like 100s of blood moons ago compared to now.
A Moblin from Ocarina of Time. an ugly emaciated beast, so vile it could not live and breathe on this earth that modern Zelda games insist is a "Moblin"
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darrin @zenghiaro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what exactly is it the rest of the school thinks the SEES club does
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aphid with a wasp in it @dia.ne · 10/09/2026
flop cream
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i’m losing my fucking mind
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The picture is an edit of the classic "Sheen showing Ultra Lord for the 7th time" screenshot:

It depicts Capcom holding a picture of Gundoraja (The new Elder Dragon teased in Monster Hunter Wilds: Ascension). The caption has been edited to say "This [great dragon] [bends storms to it's will!]"

The next panel shows the teacher, Ms. Fowl, with another edited caption that reads "[Capcom] this is the 7th [great dragon] in a row [that bends storms to it's will!]".
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Blumen @blumen.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
good morning
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baby cigarette @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
CAMPBELL: you found the CRAYONS, Snake! you can use them with your COLORING BOOK. SNAKE: ...CRAYONS? CAMPBELL: press the Action Button to color in the pictures. NAOMI: you get to choose the colors that you like! SNAKE: colors... MEI LING: dont be discouraged if you get color outside the lines!
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024
GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🆕 J is for Jian #comics #swordscomic
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Caves of Qud
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"why does iowa care so much about the border" its because they're racist we don't need to interrogate it
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 28/08/2026
i really like video games
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How your email finds me.
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Insufferable white nerds when describing why companies should be allowed to trample over legal rights: Imagine a Star Wars
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cinnamon🍪 @cinnamonfigures.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Big Wok
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Joseph Brassey @josephbrassey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think about this at least a dozen times a day.
people end up unable to see depiction as anything other than endorsement when their entire cultural diet is escapist fun and reassurance. they see something make them uncomfortable and can only assume people are watching horrible shit as vicarious pleasure and are horrified.
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hitsujigoods.bsky.social @hitsujigoods.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
learny horse teaches u math
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hmm, can't see a fucking thing on this dog ass website once again
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Amy Probably @socklessinseattle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is this the best animation of all time because it’s sure looking that way
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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aphid with a wasp in it @dia.ne · 15/08/2026
the earth is so vast and inscrutable
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
just remembered this feature
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Shot, shot, chaser
US military
USS Abraham Lincoln sailors tried to jump overboard amid extended deployment-reports
Aircraft carrier's crew in ninth month at sea and has spent record 250 days consecutively without making land
Ed Pilkington
Wed 12 Aug 2026 11.37 EDT
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Military families and Congress members are sounding the alarm about an intensifying mental health crisis onboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, as its 5,000 sailors and marines endure a record-breaking deployment at sea tied to the war with Iran.
Two leading specialist military papers, the Navy Times and Stars and Stripes, are reporting that there have been multiple attempts by sailors to jump overboard as poor conditions and mental stresses on the Lincoln reach the breaking point. The crew is in its ninth monthNavy denies reports of deteriorating mental health aboard USS
Abraham Lincoln
"Based on information available to the command, we have not identified an increase in reported suicidal ideation or suicide attempts aboard the ship," officials said.
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I did it I got all the krabbys
a card binder with 11 different krabby TCG cards, one duplicate, and one extra non-TCG krabby card
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chep @ gatewayfate 404, mcm @cheppoly.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
world peace
2024 comic of driving downa street and seeing all sorts of people all staring up at the sky with eclipse glasses on.... just like Pokémon go...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.
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Eromancer @eromancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This will be the US if the SCREEN Act passes. Call your Senators before August 5 and tell them that you oppose the SCREEN Act, KOSA, and the KIDS Act. Use the official lookup tool at www.senate.gov/senators/sen... to find yours by state.
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josh boerman @bosh.worstpossible.world · 03/08/2026
this makes me feel bad!!!!!
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 03/08/2026
oh my god im just trying to find a meme go to hell
Google search for "baaah no wonder people are homophobic this shit scary as hell" and the stupid ass AI responds with "It sounds like you might be feeling overwhelmed or scared by something you are seeing or experiencing. If you want to talk about what is going on or what you just saw, I am here to listen.

Would you like to share what you are looking at or what happened so we can talk about it?"
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm kinda curious about this one as well, hit me
Give me a franchise and I'll tell you my favorite character
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fish video @ellekiwami.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
So I've been drawing for free for a long time I realize and I plan to continue posting Skip publically without any paywalls but if you want to and are capable of sending support financially I'd appreciate it. It's a good incentive to keep doing Skip
Qr code of my cashapp
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sometimes when I get invaded I just sit down and wait to die
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Narwa 🏆🐉 @leef-underscore.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
when you've lost linkedin
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/07/2026
one of the most frustrating things about what Rowling has turned into is how hard it is to explain to offline people that she’s not just another author who has turned out to have shitty views - her entire life and fortune is dedicated to destroying trans people
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I do not want to hint at a suggestion that prison conditions are adequate or humane but I do want to point out that Andrew Tate is almost certainly, per usual, lying to his throng of idiots.
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kuraine @lena.fyi · 26/07/2026
there arent nearly enough people talking about Radiata Stories (2005)
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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Setz @setzeri.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Video game events of the near future.
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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 22/07/2026
People: "bluesky isn't fun, it's too serious" Shitposter: *makes a joke* People: "you're going to jail for that"
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Spooky @spookycandle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this is the funniest thing i have ever read
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Alex emerges from a portal in 1970s Japan and reaches out to a man in military uniform. She cries out "Yukio Mishima! I'm from the future. Before you attempt this coup, there's something I think you should see." She holds up an Ipad that displays the title screen for The Amazing Digital Circus. They watch together and Yukio Mishima says "God, I'm just like Jax." He falls on to Alex, weeping and holding her closely. Alex comforts him.
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT
Rabbi Yirmeya raises a dilemma: If one leg of the chick was within fifty cubits of the dovecote, and one leg was beyond fifty cubits, what is the halakha? The Gemara comments: And it was for his question about this far-fetched scenario that they removed Rabbi Yirmeya from the study hall, as he was apparently wasting the Sages’ time.

בָּעֵי רַבִּי יִרְמְיָה: רַגְלוֹ אַחַת בְּתוֹךְ חֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה, וְרַגְלוֹ אַחַת חוּץ מֵחֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה – מַהוּ? וְעַל דָּא אַפְּקוּהוּ לְרַבִּי יִרְמְיָה מִבֵּי מִדְרְשָׁא.
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