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EssonnianDragon

@essonniandragon.bsky.social
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Heyo! I'm a 23yo competent ‘nerd’, incompetent ‘human being’, and aspiring polymath • my thought process is a global circulation model • he/they/whatever idk • pfp by @thatflyingfurry.art • no AI. • sfw here plz • I'm an AroAce&Aspie dragon! 🇪🇺🇫🇷🇨🇭⋯🐉🐉🐉⋯🖤🩶🤍💜

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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 3h
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With Talarico now the slight favorite in the race, national Republicans have flooded Texas' airwaves with commercials to save Paxton's flagging campaign. That makes sense. Any Texan who has turned on the TV in the past few weeks already knows that Talarico is "for they/them" and seen the ad where a Latino boy gets hit with a Transgenderification Beam and turns into a beautiful woman. But much of the nation was confused about why they, non-Texans, were seeing this stuff while trying to watch the Philadelphia Eagles-Los Angeles Rams game on Sunday.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 2h
Btw this is infinitely worse than saying “America deserved 9/11”
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PMDShitpost @pmdshitpost.pmd.social · 3h
Kicked out of pokemon biology 101 for asking which ninetales tail to grab if I want to be charmander. I guess that knowledge is forbidden
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We are XaVenom @allnewxsase.bsky.social · 7h
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 4h
US fuel prices update: wait wtf why is it dropping now
US average gasoline prices are at 4.354 dollars per gallon, which is 0.111 less than last week
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 12h
Annoncé à l'instant - Coalition Avenir Québec : zéro sièges

Just announced - Coalition Avenir Québec (CAQ): zero seats
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 6h
what pride flag is that
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Rosamund Pike American Accent-phobe @ilenucheata47.bsky.social · 17h
CAQ when it gains the ability to ditch FPTP, having promised to do so: no, lol, get rekt CAQ when it loses all its seats because of FPTP: well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 11h
IMO, the issue is not the monetary contribution, it's that an awful lot of people conflate fun activities that you do in your spare time as also being the same thing in terms of work, as in - not *real* work Games are enjoyable activities you do on the evenings and weekends with your mates
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Eric Pazdziora @ericpazdziora.bsky.social · 19h
"Opera doesn't make money. Opera’s what you spend money *on*.” “But . . what do you get out of it?” “You get opera. You put money in, you see, and opera comes out,” said Salzella wearily. --Terry Pratchett, 'Maskerade'
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 12h
Annoncé à l'instant - Coalition Avenir Québec : zéro sièges

Just announced - Coalition Avenir Québec (CAQ): zero seats
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 12h
Annoncé à l'instant : ZÉRO SIÈGES
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 15h
while you were having premarital sex, i mastered the Brain Age
brain age: train your brain in minutes a day! nintendo DS game
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16h
Saying he'd be cool with Iran nuking my home city is pretty bad but not quite as bad as when Hillary said some trump supporters were deplorable so I can see why the media turned the latter into a major scandal and not the former
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's only a good shower if by the end i feel like i'm enjoying being in boiling water
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sent from my Hinged Wax Writing Tablet 8 Pro
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. The vampire remarks, "Looks like everyone's a witch nowadays." Lord Nibbles jumps in his shopping cart. Panel 2: The vampire pushes the shopping cart with the cat inside and says to the witch "You should be glad. Witches are cool now." Panel 3: The vampire happily says, "Just like sucking people off is cool now, too!" Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. "You've GOT to stop calling it that."
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great, just did a “security” update to my phone and it did a minor graphical change that would be barely noticeable IF NOT FOR THE FACT IT NOW LAGS EVERY TIME I SWITCH APPS OR CLOSE APPS
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That would fix me,,
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maxadisasta➡️MFF @maxadisasta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Post-Transformation Spa #furryart #scalie
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Dot @dotmaetrix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 26/09/2026
Predator Arm Grab meme
Carl Arm: The French Directory of 1795
Arnold Arm: Universal CityWalk Orlando
Hands: Replacing the King with Five Guys
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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Mimu Wiggleton @rivernoodl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you are reading this, you are going to turn into a kobold in the next 72 hours. The only cure is to share this post with everyone so they too become a kobold :3
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Natalie Gray @natgrayy.es · 05/10/2026
Do you know a tool that can display this programmatically? I'm interested in making a timeline diagram of company/brand ownership over the years. Eg. Of how Mondelez owns so many chocolate brands. Storing the relationships in a data structure, so tweaks can be made as time progresses.
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
Cohost allowed us to become aware of the silent battles we would've never heard of otherwise.
Cohost user quackintosh plus writes, "like 5 or 6 years ago i noticed that my neighbors across the parking lot from my apartment had put a trans pride flag and a pansexual pride flag in their window for pride month, so i decided to signal back to them by hanging up my asexual pride flag and my genderqueer pride flag in the same places. the next day when i got home from work they had responded to my signal by adding a pup play flag and an age play flag and, to be honest, if this was a competition, i lost.
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 04/10/2026
petitioning the Vatican to become a furaffinity super sponsor if they want to practice what they preach
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I believe historic Palestine is the homeland of both the Jewish and the Palestinian peoples, being as they are the heirs of the same South Levantine civilisations that flourished in that land before the Romans.
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Symrea @symrea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gamers! Your new chair is here. :D
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/kan/20...
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2012 Kansas City Chiefs Rosters, Stats, Schedule, Team Draftees, Injury Reports | Pro-Football-Reference.com
Check out the 2012 Kansas City Chiefs Roster, Stats, Schedule, Team Draftees, Injury Reports and more on Pro-Football-Reference.com.
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now that's a garden-path sentence
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dr. Evelyn Normielib (D-SC) *would* be insanely funny
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 22/01/2026
thinking about how the chinese trans community calls estrogen "debian install media"
2 white boxes with pink swirls on them

the chinese text on the left one says PROGYNOVA Estradiol valerate tablets, while the one on the right says Debian GNU/Linux install media
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Delta VARAN🏳️‍⚧️ @deltavaran.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah sure, we gave the computer Kessler Syndrome, but our shares portfolio grew a solid 5% so really it's not all THAT bad
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Again, <only Republicans> ever get to talk like this. If a single municipal level Democrat ever did, it would be a national outrage &spark a wave of “civility” discourse, & op-eds about how Dems must Respect Real Folkz & talk across difference. Democracy is incompatible with this double standard.
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Sica @dragonsica.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do plenty of slots open left for #octransfur . I have an unexpected move so any support I would grateful 🙏 #transfur
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gone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I still can't believe this photo is real
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maaaaaaaa @matiolahaha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor choice
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 03/10/2026
Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


POLTICO
POLITICOEurope
@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9
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מיידלבאס ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @pharisee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why would you put that on *linkedin* of all platforms?? how on earth did flydubai hire this man
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🎃 Spooky Luffy 🎃 @lordgrey93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Alioth Fox @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com · 02/10/2026
TLDR: Fur Affinity's advertising partners are demanding that they ban adult content. Sciggles and FA want to firmly tell them to go fuck themselves. If they're going to be able to afford to do that, they need the community's help. Pitch in. Keep furry weird. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143...
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Hey there Fuzzies!. . Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censorship of the internet and third parties forcing sites to ...
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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𝑳𝒆𝒛𝒏𝒐 🎨✨ @lezno.pmd.social · 02/10/2026
The Steam Sale Dragon is back!!
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The rabbi telling Anthropic that he thinks what they’re doing is fine, because Claude is just a machine to him, but if they’re right (and it is conscious), then they’re world historic monsters, is really interesting.
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wait fuck wrong system
underground roundel with the text Times Square 42 St
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what little name recognition does to a mf
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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