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@mutantbadger.bsky.social
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he/him Monster Hunter enjoyer. Silly lad. Computer boy. "Sick with it". The Ultimate Patriot 2015.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But wealthy in blocks
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish I could check, but google stops showing search suggestions after typing "porn"
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Google is werewolf porn haram? Search
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It feels like this trend has infested all facets of life at this point. Everything from what you put on pizza to what games you like are worthy of ostracization for little reason
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it toxic yaoi if it's 120 volts?
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scorpy @socpens.com · 26/09/2026
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"If you're so smart, then why am I still so fucking stupid? Can't explain that, can ya braniac?" I say before playing with my coveted male-to-male electrical cable
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sarcasm is not discussion, and this guy didn't know it was discussion time
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I forgot there were animated ones
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This reads like a positive, given what resident evil movies were up to this point
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Calc Becomes Her @hotcalc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Monster inbreeding is a serious issue please never purchase a crony, henchman, minion, monster, or dark beast from any Demon King without their proper paperwork, this is what moblins looked like 100s of blood moons ago compared to now.
A Moblin from Ocarina of Time. an ugly emaciated beast, so vile it could not live and breathe on this earth that modern Zelda games insist is a "Moblin"
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darrin @zenghiaro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what exactly is it the rest of the school thinks the SEES club does
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Astronomy. They got a big computer that detects things! it's gotta be a telescope or something.
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aphid with a wasp in it @dia.ne · 10/09/2026
flop cream
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To treat my Flop Era
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are we to believe that the United States government can truly write a check for two trillion dollars without any consequences whatsoever? If that were true, then gas and food wouldn't be so expensive. Half of Americans pay roughly 20% of that in taxes each year. Get real.
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's a good remake! Sick music, cool characters, fun gameplay loop. I like it better than 5 tbh
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That sucks! Sorry that's happening to you. People really need to have better manners when they're in someone's chat/comments.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i’m losing my fucking mind
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Narrator: it was a rather big problem
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The picture is an edit of the classic "Sheen showing Ultra Lord for the 7th time" screenshot:

It depicts Capcom holding a picture of Gundoraja (The new Elder Dragon teased in Monster Hunter Wilds: Ascension). The caption has been edited to say "This [great dragon] [bends storms to it's will!]"

The next panel shows the teacher, Ms. Fowl, with another edited caption that reads "[Capcom] this is the 7th [great dragon] in a row [that bends storms to it's will!]".
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Blumen 🎃 @blumen.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
good morning
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Blocker: How dare you sympathize with me. Know your place, worm.
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
CAMPBELL: you found the CRAYONS, Snake! you can use them with your COLORING BOOK. SNAKE: ...CRAYONS? CAMPBELL: press the Action Button to color in the pictures. NAOMI: you get to choose the colors that you like! SNAKE: colors... MEI LING: dont be discouraged if you get color outside the lines!
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024
GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🆕 J is for Jian #comics #swordscomic
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Caves of Qud
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"why does iowa care so much about the border" its because they're racist we don't need to interrogate it
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 28/08/2026
i really like video games
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You're so brave for this
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Super Monkey Ball
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
White water mold, yayy!!
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How your email finds me.
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
How the fuck are your two statements related???
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Insufferable white nerds when describing why companies should be allowed to trample over legal rights: Imagine a Star Wars
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm It's effectively SCP fanfic, but it's really compelling with an interesting theme (lack of theme? it gets weird)
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cinnamon🍪 @cinnamonfigures.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Big Wok
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Joseph Brassey @josephbrassey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think about this at least a dozen times a day.
people end up unable to see depiction as anything other than endorsement when their entire cultural diet is escapist fun and reassurance. they see something make them uncomfortable and can only assume people are watching horrible shit as vicarious pleasure and are horrified.
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hitsujigoods.bsky.social @hitsujigoods.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
learny horse teaches u math
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I would die for learny horse
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How's your fine motor skills and baseline musical theory?
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hmm, can't see a fucking thing on this dog ass website once again
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Amy Probably @socklessinseattle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is this the best animation of all time because it’s sure looking that way
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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badger @mutantbadger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
in the club str8 scruting it
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aphid with a wasp in it @dia.ne · 15/08/2026
the earth is so vast and inscrutable
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
just remembered this feature
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