1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Hi bsky. Did you know youre age restricted in texas? And ive never even seen any good porn here! 000
1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 05/11/2025If truth social is a red echo chamber, bsky is a blue echo chamber. I really wish yall would pull yer dicks out of yer asses and just make with the social. This shit sucks and i still have no interest in hanging out here. Not that i matter but damn. 100
1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I come back to bsky for the first time in months and it is just, amazingly, more political than ever. This is why i dont hang out here! Twitter is actually more fun! You fuckers need to L I G H T E N U P! 000
1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 05/11/2025New racism dropped! Go talk nasty awful evil shit to an ai! Every day 000
1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Twitter is getting pretty awful but man, bsky just continues to reek of lame. Step it up. Im not really political but liberal circle jerks decrying news stories everyone has already heard about is just instantly stale. It was stale before you posted it 100
Reposted by 1312Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 08/07/2025When you're here, you're an olive 1248
Reposted by 1312FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 01/03/2025[fruit naming committee] BOSS: what is this one called WORKER: grapefruit BOSS: we already have a grape that’s a fruit what else you got WORKER: *checks list* pamplemousse BOSS: grapefruit is fine 1157549
1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 03/03/2025If men were in charge of it they would all be exactly the same 000
1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Is nature videos set to breakcore an established genre of videos? 010
1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Try new antidepressants+, for when antidepressants just arent doing it and you absolutely refuse to do therapy to address the actual cause of your depression 000
Reposted by 1312batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 12/01/2025LESSER-KNOWN SEX NUMBERS AND GLYPHS 39 Motorboat o__P< Reverse Cowgirl ó__P{ Reverse Cowgirl So Wide Your Partner Spits Œ Third Leg Õ< Like My Hat? pqbd Uninspired Fourgy 4 Self Love ¥çęÿøåšż Atypically Pierced Group Sex 0 The Gaping Maw 817639
Reposted by 1312ceej @ceej.online · 12/01/2025Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately 17461221122
Reposted by 13121312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Looks like the boys* are back in town** *the boys are back in town jokes **on bsky 001
Reposted by 1312Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025There's no better prank than having a child. Pulling a guy out of oblivion like congratulations these are all your problems now 211997203
1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Looks like the boys* are back in town** *the boys are back in town jokes **on bsky 001
Reposted by 1312Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I call them HOVERKraft Singles because they're just above dirt on a list of things I'd want to eat. 0164
Reposted by 1312Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Scorpio: This is the week you find the Golden Ticket!! Prepare yourself for the unimaginable delights of the Bridgestone manufacturing plant in LaVergne, Tennessee. 213024
Reposted by 1312FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 18/10/2023[alphabet committee] boss: okay what comes after V designer: two Vs kissing boss: what designer: then two Vs doing it boss: wait designer: then a V with a huge dong boss: designer: two Vs 69ing 10862223
Reposted by 1312Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/12/2024a glove box door that dispenses your fast food napkins 814018
Reposted by 1312Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 16/12/2024what if when we die, it's a loud noise forever 94724164
Reposted by 13121312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 04/12/2024"Come on now, cmon in here :):) dontcha just wanna come in here and shit in me? Itll be great! You should do it. Come shit into my body." -The cologuard box leading you into the bathroom to collect a sample 011
1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 04/12/2024"Come on now, cmon in here :):) dontcha just wanna come in here and shit in me? Itll be great! You should do it. Come shit into my body." -The cologuard box leading you into the bathroom to collect a sample 011
Reposted by 1312pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 07/11/2024YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u 4638133
Reposted by 1312sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Mothman’s Mom: Take a sweater Mothman: Mooommm I don’t WANT a sweater Mothman’s Mom: You might get hungry! 71011157
Reposted by 1312pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I’m starting to worry about Kamala Harris’s chances of winning the 2024 election 79192871
Reposted by 1312FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024*sits bolt upright in bed* THE WICKED WITCH’S NAME WAS DING DONG 20706189
1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 10/11/2024New tattoo is itching so bad. Its not even that big. I cant imagine what it must be like to have a fresh sleeve 000
1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 09/11/2024P sure this is whats already happening.. i never realized pixelated boat was a news account 000
Reposted by 1312Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Finally, all the people who say "EST" will be correct for a few months as "EDT" ends. 1143
Reposted by 1312FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 03/11/2024kinda wild how the left wants everyone to have rights and the right wants to be the only ones left 116731
Reposted by 1312Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/11/2024how long until manufacturers start charging us to keep AI out of products 814527
1312 @mustardarius.bsky.social · 31/07/2024They should have screaming as an olympic sport. Who can be the loudest 010
