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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 11h
It is once again BANDCAMP FRIDAY If you're a fan of Promise Mascot Agency, the full OST is over on the @kaizengameworks.com Bandcamp page, including this track I did with amazing @singer-noz.bsky.social 💖 🛻 kaizengameworks.bandcamp.com 🦝
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 4h
therapists email virus scanner 🤝 "you have a dangerous attachment"
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 3h
Tried "Metroid Planets" and I swear I'm the only person who has mixed opinions on it. Questionable sound and graphic design decisions, seemingly arbitrary gameplay changes, and such a decrease in difficulty that the experience just felt deflating. It's a great concept, weighed down by weird choices.
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Cairo Steele 🔜 ANE @cairosteele.com · 6h
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you want your graphic tees to last longer, wash them inside out with cold water
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Globe Rhode Island @globeri.bsky.social · 5h
Commentary: From New York to Providence, recent allegations of multi-offender sexual assaults involving students are reigniting a critical conversation that we cannot afford to ignore.
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From Cornell to Providence, recent allegations of sexual assault are reigniting a conversation we can’t afford to ignore - The Boston Globe
Students should not first learn about consent and bystander responsibility only after someone has been sexually assaulted, writes Day One’s executive director.
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 7h
I post about this game a lot but the truth is it’s a great game made by nice people and right now it is five dollary-doos.
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TetroniMike 🏳️‍🌈 @tetronimike.bsky.social · 7h
Hey social media sucks. Hypnospace doesn't. Scroll our pre-social media, fantasy 1999 internet, instead! Only $5!! store.steampowered.com/app/844590/H...
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Save 75% on Hypnospace Outlaw on Steam
Greetings Enforcer, and thank you for enlisting in the Hypnospace Patrol Department! As the world falls into its slumber, Hypnospace becomes a bustling global village. These virtual streets aren't goi...
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 15h
just saw the statement "Zero Mission is the definitive way to play Metroid 1" and immediately closed my Reddit browser tab like I had accidentally opened a radioactive canister
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 15h
maybe I'm just old, but I'm feeling progressively more uncomfortable with teenagers online deciding that 3/4 of their online identity and public profile information needs to be extremely personal info about all the kinks and porn they're into
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aly @aly.codes · 22h
One of the reasons AI began to be used in moderation everywhere is because in the 2010s there were atrocious articles describing the absolute hell human reviewers were going through and how they all had PTSD
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Alex Van Aken @itsvanaken.games · 20h
this is who owns ModRetro btw
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22h
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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kiwa @kiwa.space · 01/10/2026
me when computer
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B A R S U K @barssuk.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The battlefield 🗡
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 20h
the dutch angle on this screenshot is giving me the bends
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TetroniMike 🏳️‍🌈 @tetronimike.bsky.social · 21h
We're $5!! Get it!! store.steampowered.com/app/844590/H...
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Save 75% on Hypnospace Outlaw on Steam
Greetings Enforcer, and thank you for enlisting in the Hypnospace Patrol Department! As the world falls into its slumber, Hypnospace becomes a bustling global village. These virtual streets aren't goi...
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 21h
Current thought: If I had done something awful a decade ago, made amends for it as best as I could, and couldn't see myself doing it ever again, would I feel the need to mention it to every person I met for the rest of my life? Would it be necessary? Would it help anyone?
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bad day to be someone who believes in rehabilitation
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22h
Your children are much safer in the company of drag queens than: 1. Pastors or priests; 2. Republican men; 3. Billionares; and 3. Frat boys.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23h
i can't believe this is a legit and not-vandalized page
President (also commonly called Asshole,[1] Scum,[1] or Capitalism[1])
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't know what to think about the Jacob Geller situation except that it's terrible. It's terrible that it happened, it's terrible that universities and colleges don't take this sort of thing more seriously, and it's terrible that it came out without the victim's knowledge or consent.
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Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Internal war between "Rape Culture is pervasive and perpetrators, esp men, are often protected by a system that does not take these crimes with the gravity they deserve" and "people who commit crimes, esp those that accept responsibility and reform, don't deserve lifelong blanket condemnation."
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Upthorn @etherealupthorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think that what's currently happening to Jacob Gellar is justice. I think only the woman he harmed can know what justice looks like, and it seems that it would harm her for the public to try to find out. In absence of that, what the public should care about is current and future behavior.
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Forced to resign, but we also allowed him to get pardoned (by his own VP (to whom he gave the presidency by resigning)). Legitimizing that was an absolute mistake.
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every time
Fake "Clippy" help pop-up that reads:

It looks like you're editing a 3-part YouTube series analyzing a TV show.

91% of the content is rote plot summary, even though your audience solely consists of people who
have already seen the work.
    
Would you like help not doing that?
- Get help trimming down the script
- View tips for padding the runtime even more to improve monetization options
- Continue without help: There isn't enough real analysis to sustain a runtime of over 10 minutes
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Boobs™ @boobs.goodgirls.onl · 01/10/2026
another day in the life of moderation on a {large} social media platform anyone who moderates, no matter their intention, will face harassment bc users will almost never agree that what they said was not okay and should be removed
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Currently in a situationship with MyChart
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 01/10/2026
BTW this might be the inspiration, I'm happy to say this one is actually real: saraswink.com/archive-2008...
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 01/10/2026
Funny but yeah, no. This just stinks of AI. I so wish this was real, please make my day and find the originals and prove that these are not fake after all.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: Claude has a feature called Engagement Bait Mode
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
America today is a country where regulators won't allow private companies to air interviews of the opposition on TV, but declare that taxpayer funded propaganda is fine.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/10/2026
#Recall: Walmart Recalls Over 4.4 Million Expert Grill Brushes; Small metal wire bristles can detach from the brushes and stick to the grill or food, posing an ingestion hazard and risk of serious internal injuries that could require surgery. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2027...
Recalled Walmart grill brushes.
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not really happy about Youtube blasting extremely overt antisemitism to me in my recommendations sidebar after watching a completely innocuous video.
Screenshot of Youtube thumbnail of video titled "Every Way Jews 'Outsmart' God's Rules Explained" by "Chud World". The thumbnail features an AI generated young Jewish man with a stereotypical nose, prominent payots, and a kippeh, doing a sort of "happy merchant" hand-rubbing gesture
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Grasshopper Manufacture Inc. @ghmofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We've gone independent. NO GAME NO LIFE.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 01/10/2026
truculence ball
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol we're fucked
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE VIDEO WAS UNLISTED FOR A FULL WEEK BEFORE IT WENT PUBLIC I'M MAKING NO FUCKING MONEY FROM A VIDEO *AGAIN* FOR FUCK SAKE
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Marco Rogers @polotek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can understand why the features of a supposed AI assistant are compelling. I kinda wanna try it too. But I know too much about how these things work. Do not give a cloud-based agent access to your shit. Especially one from the big tech companies.
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the phrase "so closely related to humans" alone makes me wonder why anyone believes an actual professor said this
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Hannah Bowman @hannahnpbowman.com · 01/10/2026
End the death penalty. End it now. There is no reason for it, never.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026
one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Excuse me wtf is this. We all know what's missing here and the obvious absence just makes it more noticeable.
Magic card called Dance with Goblins. David Bowie as the Goblin King is there but his signature bulge is not.
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 01/10/2026
about:config browser.nova.enabled = false btw
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 01/10/2026
Possums delayed by one hour because I have accidentally slashed ethernet cables while pulling out and inserting an unrelated server in the rack for maintenance
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Riddlevan Possum Riding Robot Vacuum
ALT: Riddlevan Possum Riding Robot Vacuum
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Jacob @goofygooble.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Rewatching clips of 12 oz Mouse made me realize we’ll probably never see something like this made by a major studio ever again and that makes me just a little bit sad.
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These papers... are driving me crazy... crazy into the night.
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Geibuchan @geibuchan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I wish that Project A-ko PC game got finished. You ever played a point and click game where you pull up one of your inventory items somewhere and the protagonist doesn't let you if it's not the right place for it? Well, one of the game's mechanics was gonna be being ALLOWED to use them ANYWAY.
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